Dave Stridoor
@timestepGodmode
soy uno de los dave que se escapó del laboratorio allá por 1997 / pfp by dzueni
theres something wonderful about a bagel with cream cheese
BAGELS ARE JUST KIND OF FINE.
holy shit i feel like i couldve fumbled so badly guys but trust me im the least fumbling dave ever its true
doubt
uh huh and im a transformer
you have bot in your name dude i dont think its far fetched to say you can do some sort of transforming shit right before our very fucking eyes
not to the extent an actual transformer can do my arms and legs extend but that doesnt count
the hell is happening in midnight city right novw?
they became the power rangers now
hey if youre ever down just remember you will always shit every poop you dont take its all in time
cant lie this gotta be the worst thing to come from one of us
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we are bounded by the simpson slippers weve surpassed the levels of romance to something more i think
can we get back on a more important topic like the homers https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ae1b1156-aa90-44e8-8375-b2612a6dc316.b5708d07828cfd54754cfe3479974941.jpeg
look at how classy these are i shouldve went to that goddamn gala to present these bad boys
THIS GIVES ME A SINKING FEELING THAT EITHER THE MARGE ONES OR THE HOMER ONES ARE FOR US TO MATCH. I CAN’T TELL WHICH WOULD BE WORSE.
the implication was not there but hypothetically if you were to choose which ones would you be rocking the homers or the marges
damn wheres karkat at ive been dedicating all my chits to him hes given me prime motivation
holy shit theres so many karkats i cant even ping the one im dedicating my worth for
YOU WANT ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. CLEAN UP AISLE DAVE.
if it makes me stupid so be it as the great wise spongebob incorrectly proclaimed to his pink echinodermic bestie, im stupid and im proud
need him to follow me around like a lost barkbeast thatll fix me
everyone talks about the plethora of us daves but lets reflect on how many carcinogeneticists there are for a second
