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I SOMETIMES ASTOUND MYSELF WITH HOW BIG OF A FUMBLING IDIOT I MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE.
i should do a cooking show where everything i cook sucks because i dont eat anything because im a machine like hey roxy wanna try this new soup i made its really good and she tastes it and dies right there on the spot
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TH1S WHOL3 POST SM3LLS L1K3 SOUR CH3RR13S WH4T D1D YOU DO TO H1M TH1S T1M3 >:?
unbelievable that a grown ass man cant eat some chicken these days without catching strays
YOU WANT ME SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. CLEAN UP AISLE DAVE.
THIS GIVES ME A SINKING FEELING THAT EITHER THE MARGE ONES OR THE HOMER ONES ARE FOR US TO MATCH. I CAN’T TELL WHICH WOULD BE WORSE.
It's been a long day.
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah im a rapper and i like to rap eat candy call that a wrapper and i unwrap my wrapper of candy yeah #lyricposting
poptart.
:33< *the mighty huntress blows all of mew a big kiss*
>[Yeah I am rocking it. And by it, heh... let'zz juzzt zzay I mean my johnzzon.]<
This made me laugh out loud. ((and it made me laugh OOCly too))
#daveposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9da3035710b.png
dave #daveposting
bruh your voice is karkat relentlessly screaming about his distaste for the madness? fuck thats ill
im starting to think the more you say it the funnier it becomes
pardner this mi6ht be the worst thing i've seen in my entire life.
THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU HAVE TO DEDICATE TO YOUR PALMHUSK TO UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE IS BIBLICAL. THAT BEING SAID. THIS IS FUNNY. I GUESS.
DAVE POSTING ASININE OFFAL ON THE TIMELINE. MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN Y. SEE DAVE? I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.
😮😮😮
normal! also is jade ok?
Fear not. Mistake. You're very much still welcome. I wouldn't have it any other way.
It's important to remember that it doesn't matter if you shimmy, shimmy ay, or shimmy ah. It all leads to the same place: Drake, swalalala.
feeds been lacking weird al recently and ive taken it upon myself to fix that
#HOL3POST1NG #NSFW TH4NKS @G4RD3NGNOT1C FOR TH3 H3LP! [4TT4CH3D 4R3 S3V3R4L 1M4G3S. TH3 F1RST ON3 W1TH T3R3Z1'S H4NDS SPR34D1NG H3R 4SS TO SHOW OFF H3R HOL3S. TH3 S3COND 1S S1M1L4R, W1TH H3R NOOK DR1PP1NG CUM.]
That doesn’t sound usual.
A FAV0R1TES L1ST FR0M 3 - 1: 3: TR0LLBAMA. 2: EVERY S1NGLE STR1DER. 3: CYBERSTAN.
I SUPPOSE I SHALL LOG OFF FOR THE NIGHT. WILL BE LISTENING TO MY JAZZ AND READ "A TOUCH OF STARDUST." GOODNIGHT CHITTR COMMUNITY. I HOPE TO "CHITTR" IT UP AGAIN LATER IN THE AFTERNOON TOMORROW. [|:^) #GOODNIGHT #JAZZ
Sorry. I don’t have the panspan to tag more than two bumb/ing b/ade/ess miscreants.
oh my god youre hilarious actually i need to keep you in a jar with some air holes and a leaf you are a prize to treasure
oh yeah sorry in my mind i already cleaved him in twain with our sick ass blade
while you were living by the blade i was dying by the blade
live by the blade die by blade gray by the blade grow old by the blade have kids by the blade start a family by the blade buy a house by the blade get a mortgage by the blade have issues by the blade get a divorce by the blade hook up by the blade get back together by the blade have a passionate night by the blade get your wallet stolen the next day by the blade
CANON DAVE EVENT. CANNOT INTERFERE.
...not a problem. this is fun for me. ~~0o
...he just got speared. and here comes the crown of thorns. ~~0o
...i'll keep you posted. they just put one nail in. #gore #eridanweek ~~0o
(Uh) I'm Troll Bruno Mars, girl - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33< #girlbulge! :33< <3 :33< #nsfw
alright everyone i have surreptitously left easter eggs around every single one of you using my #timetravel so watch where you sit down and if anything starts to smell funny in the next week my bad you didnt find it
Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!
dude you have to show him one of your beats. maybe he'll let you produce for him
Good morning, my chitheads.