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@turntechCorvid

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ok yo im crow dont call me dave pls i wanna make that very clear uhhhh i have like basic interests he / him / crow or something - OOC | v dont be weird thats really all i have to say, also no nsfw or anything. ok? ok.

gUyS iM hOlDiNg A gAy RaVe At My HiVe @turntechCorvid MaKiNg ThE bEaTs Oh YeAh Oh YeAh Oh YeAh Oh YeAh Oh YeA oH yEa Oh YeAh Oh YeAh

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this is true

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can someone explain to me why @terminallySilly is crawling on the roof

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hOnK.

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get down so i can kiss you on your hot mouth im feeling romanitcal dude

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iM cRaWlInG aWaY oUt Of FeAr

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wow after i let you bring The Pie how could you

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OkAy Im SoRrY oPeN tHe DoOr BrO bRo LeMmE iN

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got it <3

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i am officially getting gay with @terminallySilly

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oH bOy Oh BoY!!

i need gay ass songs to fill the void i also miss jade someone pls help

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HAVE YOU TRIED THAT HUMAN ARTIST CUPCAKKE? VERY PEACEFUL, TOTALLY SLEEPWORTHY #THOSEWHOKNOW

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get in my dms so we can human gay it up in there my dude we are gonna be like so gay you dont understand itll be gayer than macklemore dropping same love my guy

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please no get out of here

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OnLy If I cAn BrInG! the pie.

FLY AWAY FUCKASS SQUAWKBEAST

yes you can bring The Pie

we are gonna actually fight dude do not diss me

yAaAaAaAaAy!! :o)

I BET YOU'RE IN THE CONDESCE FILES

IM NOT IN THE FUCKING CONDESCE FILES HOP OFF COMMANDER

pomni just liked my chit about the jax song im balling

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Do you mean bawling or are you shooting hoops in here?

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secret third option

iS tHe OpTiOn ThE bAlLeR sOnG

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stop posting about baller im tired of seeing it

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now im 32 i live with my wife i dont really care for her i think i hate my life now i work at greggs i miss him every day sometimes i pretend my wife is jax i might be #gay

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and then jax meets me because i am there

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i am just like him except i am red with spiky hair

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JUST like him you say? :3c

why do you ask

Just noting some particular themes in his character. Do you struggle with masculinity, crow?

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jasprose have you never heard the jax song

(( SHE'S BEING AWFUL IM SORRY ))

Pretend as though I haven't. What are the relevant lyrics here?

dude i have to like educate you

I'm waiting. Schoolfeed me broadside up the bone bulge, bro!

why is being human still kinda odd to get used to like wdym im sitting here with legs that actually work instead of floating around and stuff

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idk im happy to be human but its all a little too much tbh

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fINALLY,, sOMEONE,, wHO, gETS iT- AFTER, bEING,, a sPRITE,, iTS, wWEIRD tO, nOT, lEVITATE, eVVERYWWHERE,

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right like im not hitting my head on shit every 5 seconds now and i actually have leg pain again

mE wWHEN,, i, tRY tO wILL,, mYSELF fORWARD, iNSTEAD,, oF tAKING,, a, sTEP, aND,, fALL, oN, mY fACE--

i genuinely hate it when you know and then happens so you just like sigh

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⚓< right. hate when that happens. >

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i know like genuinely its so annoying because after that happens happens and like whatttt why is happening now

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caw caw motherfuckers

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ok yo im crow dont call me dave pls i wanna make that very clear uhhhh i have like basic interests he / him / crow or something - OOC | v dont be weird thats really all i have to say, also no nsfw or anything. ok? ok.

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