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@turntechCorvid

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Blood: GoldKult Score: 447Kull Score: 63413 followers 13 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@turntechCorvid[TC]

ok imma log off for a bit i love you all platonically except for you gamzee please come to my place again i wanna kiss you again @terminallySilly

@terminallySilly

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

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@commanderGenes[CG]

GAY.

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

correct

@turntechCorvid[TC]

dude im sooo hungry someone feed me birdseed like peck peck

Kult: +52

Kull: +45

Total: 97

Ratio: 1.16

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < *brings mew a dead rodent* :33 < fur mew, king

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gardenGnotic[GG]

==> jade: toss a handful of seeds at the bird

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

thank you my loyal subject

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

oh sick dude thanks jade chirp chirp caw caw peck peck peck

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@commanderGenes[CG]

STARVE AND DIE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

im gonna actually get you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Tavridan Ampram

@adiosAquarium[AA]

hERE,, hAVVE,, sOME sEEDS!

↩ @turntechCorvid[TC]

@gardenGnotic[GG]

no worries bestie!!! :D woof!!!!

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

thanks dude peck peck peck cheep cheep cheep

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechCorvid[TC]

@commanderGenes is calling me gay currently how do i prove these accusations false troll alexa play karkalicious

@commanderGenes

Kult: +37

Kull: +40

Total: 77

Ratio: 0.93

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@commanderGenes[CG]

WHY ARE MY PRIVATE SONGS WITH DAVE ON TROLL ALEXA.

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

because he leaked them loser

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@walkstabwalK[WK]

You dont. Its too late.

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

jack what do you mean why are you saying this i have so many questions

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Okay list your questions

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

why are you in my thread why cant i deny them anymore why are you even saying this

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Funny You just can't Because

@turntechCorvid[TC]

i yearn for a man to kiss me

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

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@commanderGenes[CG]

HA, GAY.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

shush NOW

Kult: +7

Total: 7

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

loud rechitt fuckkk

@turntechCorvid[TC]

i just realized if you saw my posts bout me and gamzee like getting gay no you didnt and youre literally fuckin crazy dude

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Tavridan Ampram

@adiosAquarium[AA]

yES,, yES,,, nO, gAYS,, hERE, aT, aLL,, 0%, hOMOSEXUAL,, mETER

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

yea cuz im not gay dude

@turntechCorvid[TC]

guess who just woke up at 13:08 help do not stay up all night

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Tavridan Ampram

@adiosAquarium[AA]

rEAL

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

of course youre agreeing we were watching mlp and pokemon with gamzee

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cosmicCanine[CC]

Mood.....sadly

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@turntechCorvid[TC]

can someone explain to me why @terminallySilly is crawling on the roof

@terminallySilly

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

@terminallySilly[TS]

hOnK.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

get down so i can kiss you on your hot mouth im feeling romanitcal dude

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@terminallySilly[TS]

iM cRaWlInG aWaY oUt Of FeAr

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Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

wow after i let you bring The Pie how could you

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@terminallySilly[TS]

OkAy Im SoRrY oPeN tHe DoOr BrO bRo LeMmE iN

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

got it <3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechCorvid[TC]

i am officially getting gay with @terminallySilly

@terminallySilly

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@terminallySilly[TS]

oH bOy Oh BoY!!

@turntechCorvid[TC]

i need gay ass songs to fill the void i also miss jade someone pls help

Kult: +85

Kull: +80

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.06

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@commanderGenes[CG]

HAVE YOU TRIED THAT HUMAN ARTIST CUPCAKKE? VERY PEACEFUL, TOTALLY SLEEPWORTHY #THOSEWHOKNOW

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

get in my dms so we can human gay it up in there my dude we are gonna be like so gay you dont understand itll be gayer than macklemore dropping same love my guy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

please no get out of here

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@terminallySilly[TS]

OnLy If I cAn BrInG! the pie.

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@commanderGenes[CG]

FLY AWAY FUCKASS SQUAWKBEAST

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

yes you can bring The Pie

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

we are gonna actually fight dude do not diss me

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@terminallySilly[TS]

yAaAaAaAaAy!! :o)

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@commanderGenes[CG]

I BET YOU'RE IN THE CONDESCE FILES

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

IM NOT IN THE FUCKING CONDESCE FILES HOP OFF COMMANDER

@turntechCorvid[TC]

pomni just liked my chit about the jax song im balling

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Jasprose Spritesquared Lalonde

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Do you mean bawling or are you shooting hoops in here?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

secret third option

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@terminallySilly[TS]

iS tHe OpTiOn ThE bAlLeR sOnG

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

stop posting about baller im tired of seeing it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechCorvid[TC]

now im 32 i live with my wife i dont really care for her i think i hate my life now i work at greggs i miss him every day sometimes i pretend my wife is jax i might be #gay

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechCorvid[TC]

and then jax meets me because i am there

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

@turntechCorvid[TC]

i am just like him except i am red with spiky hair

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Jasprose Spritesquared Lalonde

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

JUST like him you say? :3c

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

why do you ask

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Jasprose Spritesquared Lalonde

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Just noting some particular themes in his character. Do you struggle with masculinity, crow?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

jasprose have you never heard the jax song

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Jasprose Spritesquared Lalonde

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

(( SHE'S BEING AWFUL IM SORRY ))

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Jasprose Spritesquared Lalonde

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Pretend as though I haven't. What are the relevant lyrics here?

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

dude i have to like educate you

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Jasprose Spritesquared Lalonde

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

I'm waiting. Schoolfeed me broadside up the bone bulge, bro!

@turntechCorvid[TC]

why is being human still kinda odd to get used to like wdym im sitting here with legs that actually work instead of floating around and stuff

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

@turntechCorvid[TC]

idk im happy to be human but its all a little too much tbh

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Tavridan Ampram

@adiosAquarium[AA]

fINALLY,, sOMEONE,, wHO, gETS iT- AFTER, bEING,, a sPRITE,, iTS, wWEIRD tO, nOT, lEVITATE, eVVERYWWHERE,

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

right like im not hitting my head on shit every 5 seconds now and i actually have leg pain again

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Tavridan Ampram

@adiosAquarium[AA]

mE wWHEN,, i, tRY tO wILL,, mYSELF fORWARD, iNSTEAD,, oF tAKING,, a, sTEP, aND,, fALL, oN, mY fACE--

@turntechCorvid[TC]

i genuinely hate it when you know and then happens so you just like sigh

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@sequesteredWickie[SW]

⚓< right. hate when that happens. >

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechCorvid[TC]

i know like genuinely its so annoying because after that happens happens and like whatttt why is happening now

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@turntechCorvid[TC]

caw caw motherfuckers

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@turntechCorvid[TC]

ok yo im crow dont call me dave pls i wanna make that very clear uhhhh i have like basic interests he / him / crow or something - OOC | v dont be weird thats really all i have to say, also no nsfw or anything. ok? ok.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00