Jax
@peakMasculinity
Wouldn't you like to know, freak? 🐇
He needs to take his sneakers off. Who? The Sneakers o' Toole reading this. 😉
If nobody got me, I know @feelingFroggy got me.
There's three things everyone should know about me! Number one ! There's two things people should know about me! Number two! I never tell anyone anything about myself! Number three ! I'm the only member of the circus who actually has feelings! Everyone else is pretending.
tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRiGhT JaX! AlL ThE OtHeR PeOpLe hErE ArE SeCrEt nPcS!
B33 < you couldnt even work in a nothing wrong with me joke in there?
Number two is true but only because you tend to use a "show don't tell" method.
Fun fact! Most people think the way to get to the Circus™ is through a VR headset, but that's not the case! It's actually an [#?$!] probe.
That's how everyone gets here, by the way. So if anyone denies it, you know they're lying.
I think I trust this guy, don't let her accuse you of not telling the truth
No, because I got here by a VR headset. Just like everyone else who got stuck in this circus.
One last fun circus fact! Did you know everyone in the circus but Pomni knows where the exit it, and we just don't say it to mess with her?
yOU, gUYS sHOULD, tELL, hER aND, lEAVVE,, tOGETHER
Another fun circus fact for you all! Did you know Pomni and Zooble actually use the same character model? It's true!
is there a gas leak in the circus somewhere???
tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt jAx! wE JuSt rEtExTuReD ThEm tO LoOk a lItTlE DiFfErEnT!
Fun fact! My eyes actually used to be white, they just turned yellow because I don't brush 'em.
tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt jAx! dOnT FoRgEt tO BrUsH YoUr eYeS At hOmE KiDs!
Another fun circus fact for you! Did you know Bubble is actually about as big as a small moon? The only reason they look small is because they're always far away from the camera, so you can never tell. Perspective!
:33 < why are mew attractive :33 < but mew aren't the same race as me
Fact! Did you know we've all actually known it's impossible to leave the circus for years and we're all just pretending for fun at this point? It's true!
tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt jAx! iF YoU CoUlD LeAvE YoU WoUlD HaVe aLrEaDy!
Fun fact! Did you know weeks are only THREE days long in the circus? It's true!
Fun fact! Did you know lives are only THREE days long in Majora's Mask? It's true! Dropping the bit though, what is going ON in there?! ▼
tat sounds stressful
Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!
They’re not! They’re just mean. And you used to be so- well- kind of- You used to be better is my point.
WHAT?! I- WHAT?! I-I- {%SYNTAX ERROR%} System rebooting… Initializing… Startup Complete. I think I totally get what you mean, Jax!! I mean, just yesterday bubble and I were up all night long “caine”ing it up!! Mind sharing some tips for someone else to be able to “jax” it?!👂📝✍️✍️
Whaaaaaat? No way. I've always been BASICALLY like this! I mean, seriously. When the [$%!@] did I change, anyway? I didn't change. Still good ol' Jax, everyone's favorite!
Oh-hoh, Jax! You know how I love when you use words to say things, BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!😭 Also, the last thing I need is the FCC on my back.
Well you used to be a lot more likable. It wasn’t that long ago when you changed.
Let today be a lesson to all you dorks out here!
do i nEEd to find thE whEEl of morality? ... wait, that was a diffErEnt show, wasn't it?
@almostShowtime PLEASE get Jax’s keys and burn them PLEASE
Now Gangle, I know we tend to have our differences, but I'm sure that Jax has PERFECTLY legitimate reasons to possess all of those keys!
He does not?! You’re just allowing him to have every single key??
The keys could be useful. I don’t want Caine to just take them away.
Well, no! Not EVERY single key! 😅🔑 As far as I’m aware, the keys that Jax SHOULDN’T have are as follows: The key to: - My heart🥹❤️ - The womens bathroom! (Crutial) - The chinese room! And lastly, but certainly not least, MY OFFICE! 😊I think that about covers it!
JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES FOR ADVENTURES THAT DISCOVERING WHAT A RANDOM KEY COULD OPEN!! 🤩🗺️✈️🌎
Phew. Just got a whole lotta work done, think I'll rest for a while! #vagueposting
Oh no, gang! Again! It looks like on top of everything else, @comedysTradegy's bedroom door got nailed shut with her sleeping in there! How're we gonna get out of this one? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86cafdfc2cdd.png
iM BuNkErInG DoWn fOr tHiS $%#! I DoNt wAnT To eVeN ThInK AbOuT DiGiTaL CiRcUs wAr 9!
Oh no, gang! Looks like @comedysTradegy's mask fell in there too! And broke! This day just keeps getting worse and worse! :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c787581e2e1.png
Whoops!! I wouldn't expect any new witty art from @comedysTradegy in a while, guys. Looks like her laptop and ALL her notebooks accidentally fell into the inflatable pool while we weren't looking! Awful shame, but oh well! I guess no one could've prevented this. Nothing to be done! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6f3e8196229.png
Turns out, it's actually super easy to borrow someone's laptop while they aren't looking! Stay tuned, dorks!
There's a war coming on, dorks. Get with it.