Jax

@peakMasculinity

Wouldn't you like to know, freak? 🐇

Blood: VioletKult Score: 364Kull Score: 67817 followers 14 following

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Let today be a lesson to all you dorks out here!

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@urbanishExpositor[UE]

what was thE lEsson i was supposEd to lEarn?

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Don't mess with me? I'unno, I'm not the one learning here. You tell me!

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@urbanishExpositor[UE]

do i nEEd to find thE whEEl of morality? ... wait, that was a diffErEnt show, wasn't it?

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@comedysTradegy[CT]

@almostShowtime PLEASE get Jax’s keys and burn them PLEASE

@almostShowtime

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Or don't! I vote don't.

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@almostShowtime[AS]

Now Gangle, I know we tend to have our differences, but I'm sure that Jax has PERFECTLY legitimate reasons to possess all of those keys!

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@comedysTradegy[CT]

He does not?! You’re just allowing him to have every single key??

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Exactly! See? Caine gets it. I need the keys, Gangle!

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@pomniJester[PJ]

The keys could be useful. I don’t want Caine to just take them away.

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@almostShowtime[AS]

Well, no! Not EVERY single key! 😅🔑 As far as I’m aware, the keys that Jax SHOULDN’T have are as follows: The key to: - My heart🥹❤️ - The womens bathroom! (Crutial) - The chinese room! And lastly, but certainly not least, MY OFFICE! 😊I think that about covers it!

↩ @pomniJester[PJ]

@almostShowtime[AS]

JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES FOR ADVENTURES THAT DISCOVERING WHAT A RANDOM KEY COULD OPEN!! 🤩🗺️✈️🌎

↩ @comedysTradegy[CT]

@peakMasculinity[PM]

You're a real buzzkill sometimes, you know that? Let a guy have a good thing!

@peakMasculinity[PM]

Phew. Just got a whole lotta work done, think I'll rest for a while! #vagueposting

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Oh no, gang! Again! It looks like on top of everything else, @comedysTradegy's bedroom door got nailed shut with her sleeping in there! How're we gonna get out of this one? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86cafdfc2cdd.png

@comedysTradegy

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iM BuNkErInG DoWn fOr tHiS $%#! I DoNt wAnT To eVeN ThInK AbOuT DiGiTaL CiRcUs wAr 9!

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

I didn't start this war, Bubble. Not my fault!

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

sUrE JaX WhAtEvEr yOu sAy

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Oh no, gang! Looks like @comedysTradegy's mask fell in there too! And broke! This day just keeps getting worse and worse! :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c787581e2e1.png

@comedysTradegy

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Whoops!! I wouldn't expect any new witty art from @comedysTradegy in a while, guys. Looks like her laptop and ALL her notebooks accidentally fell into the inflatable pool while we weren't looking! Awful shame, but oh well! I guess no one could've prevented this. Nothing to be done! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6f3e8196229.png

@comedysTradegy

@peakMasculinity[PM]

Turns out, it's actually super easy to borrow someone's laptop while they aren't looking! Stay tuned, dorks!

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

There's a war coming on, dorks. Get with it.

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aNoThEr oNe?

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@pomniJester[PJ]

A war in general or one you’re starting?

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Sh, sh. Shhhhh. This is war, Pomns. War.

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@pomniJester[PJ]

...One you're starting. Got it.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Hey, Gangle struck first! I gotta retaliate or I'm gonna look like a dweeb.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Oh you *know* it.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

iLl gEt tHe bUnKeR AnD ThE BaZoOkAs

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@pomniJester[PJ]

I'm sure she did. But hey, let me know if you need an ally.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Is it just me, or is there a total social stigma around bullying these days? Seriously. Anyone you know could be a bully! Your best friend could be a bully. Your brother could be a bully. YOU could be a bully! It's about time we normalize bullying. #normalizebullying

#normalizebullying

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@almostShowtime[AS]

JAX, YOU LANKY HUNK OF MAN, THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SHARE WITH EVERYBODY!! 🕺🕺🪩🎪 I have decided to bring back the suggestion box! I know, I know, last time was a little bit... chaotic, but... OH, I JUST LOVE GIVING YOU HUMANS WHAT YOU WANT SO MUCH! 😭 I have the first suggestion right here- I opened it this morning, Oh, I was just so excited, I COULDN'T WAIT!!!! Coming from @ragDolly , today's adventure is....!!! (Drumroll pls bubble) THE BULLY JAX ADVENTURE!!!! WOW!!!

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

"THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING" Sorry, Caine! Minor spelling mistake, adventure's cancelled.

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@almostShowtime[AS]

For bullying a helpless AI instead of Jax, the target goal, I think we should push for a vote on resuming the adventure! All in favor?

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↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

Oops! Didn’t know the suggestion box was open again. But while we’re here, might as well. ✅

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UGH! He's so...so...infuriating! But- ...Wait no. I can't think like that. I have to get all these dumb chip bags out of my room anyway...

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↩ @ragDolly[RD]

yOu gOt iT IlL SeNd tHeM AlL To tHe fUdGe!

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

It's the chips, isn't it? It's totally the chips.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

It's less the chips and more that you insist on pulling something like this nearly everyday. I mean, how would you like it if...I dunno, I put a bunch of corn in your room or something?

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Too far, Ragatha. Too far.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Uh huh, says mister "normalize bullying" over here.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Well there's bullying, and then there's just being plain rude, Ragatha.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

All it sounds like to me is that you don't like it when you're not doing the "bullying".

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

You think I'm THAT shallow? For shame, Ragatha. For shame! I'm dissapointed.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Well I wouldn't want to make you proud.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

You break my heart sometimes.

@comedysTradegy[CT]

Every single hour since he logged on I feel like I am fighting for my life

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sOrRy tO HeAr tHaT GaNgLe! aNyThInG I CaN Do tO HeLp?

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@comedysTradegy[CT]

No : (

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oH OkAy!

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@zoobinglyDisgusted[ZD]

i should never have gotten this thing

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

You ever get the feeling a vaguepost is about you? :)

@peakMasculinity[PM]

Rechitting this.

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@zoobinglyDisgusted[ZD]

shut up

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Well, well, well. Look who I just found typing away at her little Chittr page! Hasn't even noticed I sneaked up on her yet. Should I GET her, chat? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d115306bdc49.png

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Teleport twenty thousand bags of chips in Ragatha's room right now.

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↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

yOuUuUuU GoT It jAx!

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↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

You! Do you have any idea how long that's going to take me to clean out? >:(

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Free chips though. :)

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↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Not twenty thousand of them!

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Well duh. There's more than one chip per bag.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

Alright @comedysTradegy you heard the man. I gotta getcha. Gotta respect the people's vote.

@comedysTradegy

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

NOT A MAN

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@comedysTradegy[CT]

THERE WAS A PULL FOR THIS?

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

The people have spoken, Gangle!

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

The worst thing about having access to modern day internet is now I know what a labubu is.

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Hello Jax. This Place Is Pretty Great So Far.

↩ @ragDollie[RD]

@peakMasculinity[PM]

Thanks, Raggie. I hate it! :)

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@unendingUroborus[UU]

HOLD ON LET ME LOOK SOMETHING uP.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

DO I *have* to?

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@unendingUroborus[UU]

WHAT WRETCHED JuJu IS THIS.

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↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Its Not So Bad. Just Give It A Chance. Cain's So Nice To Let Us Have Access To The Modern Internet.

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@peakMasculinity[PM]

When I'm happy, I say "I'm the funny one! 😂" When I'm sad, I say : "this time, i'm really gonna do it."

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@comedysTradegy[CT]

The fact Jax is not here yet brings me so much joy and happiness

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

CAN'T HAVE THAT, GET OVER HERE MASK-THING I'M GOING TO EAT MEALS OFF OF THE BACK OF YOUR FACE

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@comedysTradegy[CT]

,:(

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Maybe we shouldn’t tell him we can have social media just yet.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

I WANT TO PUT A GRENADE IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE PIN. FUCK YOU. YOU DISGUST ME.

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@comedysTradegy[CT]

🧍‍♂️

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A user of established repute

@undyingUmbrage[UU]

DISGUSTING.

@peakMasculinity[PM]

You know, I wasn't gonna make an account on here until I read this exact post.

@peakMasculinity[PM]

😉

↩ @ragDolly[RD]

@peakMasculinity[PM]

Well wouldja look at that. And they say *I'm* the mean one!