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@peakMasculinity

Wouldn't you like to know, freak? 🐇

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@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

1'm prob4bly so much b3tt3r th4n you 4t v1d3o g4m3z. >8]

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Buddy, I got so good at video games, they put me IN one. And it's not even a good one!

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Let today be a lesson to all you dorks out here!

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Ratio: 1.50

what was thE lEsson i was supposEd to lEarn?

Don't mess with me? I'unno, I'm not the one learning here. You tell me!

His neck is so thin I am going to hang him with sewing thread #vagueposting

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You don't have such a thick neck yourself, you know. Rocks, glasses houses, all that!

Jax gets the axe

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A whole axe just for me? Careful, I could do just about anything with that thing! :)

@almostShowtime PLEASE get Jax’s keys and burn them PLEASE

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Ratio: 0.94

Or don't! I vote don't.

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Now Gangle, I know we tend to have our differences, but I'm sure that Jax has PERFECTLY legitimate reasons to possess all of those keys!

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He does not?! You’re just allowing him to have every single key??

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Exactly! See? Caine gets it. I need the keys, Gangle!

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You're a real buzzkill sometimes, you know that? Let a guy have a good thing!

I wake up, a phantom thief is following me? Am I going to get stolen from?

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Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

You too, huh? Weird guy!

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Locked in my room and then finding my laptop in a pool of water with my comedy mask. Had to get a new computer from someone else :(

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Ratio: 2.20

You started this, Gangle, you did! It didn't have to come to this, but you had to go and draw the first strike. And look at you now!

•ᴥ- after a while, the numbers get all mushy. that's how you know you need to take a break. -‿- -ᴥ•

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I'm a big fan of the number 10.

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Nope!

iM BuNkErInG DoWn fOr tHiS $%#! I DoNt wAnT To eVeN ThInK AbOuT DiGiTaL CiRcUs wAr 9!

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I didn't start this war, Bubble. Not my fault!

There's a war coming on, dorks. Get with it.

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Ratio: 1.00

aNoThEr oNe?

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A war in general or one you’re starting?

@pomniJester[PJ]

Sh, sh. Shhhhh. This is war, Pomns. War.

...One you're starting. Got it.

@pomniJester[PJ]

Hey, Gangle struck first! I gotta retaliate or I'm gonna look like a dweeb.

@poppedAi[PA]

Oh you *know* it.

@peakMasculinity https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/12/9b/75129bc321243eda8501410e90caea96.jpg

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Ratio: 3.50

Oh, I see how it is. You realize this means war, right?

How many ‘name’weeks are there? Like does everyone get them Is it a every other year thing because of how many weeks people have

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52.1429 wEeKs iN A YeAr!

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@poppedAi[PA]

And 43 of them are Jax week, baby!

So what are the rest?

Boring, that's what.

Is it just me, or is there a total social stigma around bullying these days? Seriously. Anyone you know could be a bully! Your best friend could be a bully. Your brother could be a bully. YOU could be a bully! It's about time we normalize bullying. #normalizebullying

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JAX, YOU LANKY HUNK OF MAN, THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SHARE WITH EVERYBODY!! 🕺🕺🪩🎪 I have decided to bring back the suggestion box! I know, I know, last time was a little bit... chaotic, but... OH, I JUST LOVE GIVING YOU HUMANS WHAT YOU WANT SO MUCH! 😭 I have the first suggestion right here- I opened it this morning, Oh, I was just so excited, I COULDN'T WAIT!!!! Coming from @ragDolly , today's adventure is....!!! (Drumroll pls bubble) THE BULLY JAX ADVENTURE!!!! WOW!!!

"THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING" Sorry, Caine! Minor spelling mistake, adventure's cancelled.

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:33< one billion catgirl attack! :33< gotta watch out fur that one!

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That's nothing. I saw someone pull the ten trillion catgirl attack once. Never got over it.

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UGH! He's so...so...infuriating! But- ...Wait no. I can't think like that. I have to get all these dumb chip bags out of my room anyway...

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It's not JUST the chips Jax...

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@ragDolly[RD]

It's the chips, isn't it? It's totally the chips.

It's less the chips and more that you insist on pulling something like this nearly everyday. I mean, how would you like it if...I dunno, I put a bunch of corn in your room or something?

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@ragDolly[RD]

Too far, Ragatha. Too far.

Uh huh, says mister "normalize bullying" over here.

@ragDolly[RD]

Well there's bullying, and then there's just being plain rude, Ragatha.

All it sounds like to me is that you don't like it when you're not doing the "bullying".

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@ragDolly[RD]

You think I'm THAT shallow? For shame, Ragatha. For shame! I'm dissapointed.

Well I wouldn't want to make you proud.

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@ragDolly[RD]

You break my heart sometimes.