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@peakMasculinity

Wouldn't you like to know, freak? 🐇

Blood: VioletKult Score: 475Kull Score: 119417 followers12 following

He needs to take his sneakers off. Who? The Sneakers o' Toole reading this. 😉

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hes not gonn∆

If nobody got me, I know @feelingFroggy got me.

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fuck yeah!

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There's three things everyone should know about me! Number one ! There's two things people should know about me! Number two! I never tell anyone anything about myself! Number three ! I'm the only member of the circus who actually has feelings! Everyone else is pretending.

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRiGhT JaX! AlL ThE OtHeR PeOpLe hErE ArE SeCrEt nPcS!

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@poppedAi[PA]

I always knew!

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tHaTs wHy yOuRe sO SmArT AnD ThE BeSt!

B33 < you couldnt even work in a nothing wrong with me joke in there?

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I did that specifically to piss you off.

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Number two is true but only because you tend to use a "show don't tell" method.

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@pomniJester[PJ]

I'm mysterious like that.

Fun fact! Most people think the way to get to the Circus™ is through a VR headset, but that's not the case! It's actually an [#?$!] probe.

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That's how everyone gets here, by the way. So if anyone denies it, you know they're lying.

IT IS NOT.

@ragDolly[RD]

It's okay, Ragatha! We don't gottalie about it!

I’m not lying, you’re the one who’s lying!

@ragDolly[RD]

I don't lie! I never lie, it's not something I do.

I think I trust this guy, don't let her accuse you of not telling the truth

You do! Not only that, but you’re honestly not that great at it.

@ragDolly[RD]

I think you're just embarassed about how you got here.

No, because I got here by a VR headset. Just like everyone else who got stuck in this circus.

@ragDolly[RD]

Sure, that's the story we tell everyone. But we know how we all REALLY got here.

One last fun circus fact! Did you know everyone in the circus but Pomni knows where the exit it, and we just don't say it to mess with her?

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yOU, gUYS sHOULD, tELL, hER aND, lEAVVE,, tOGETHER

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You WHAT???

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@pomniJester[PJ]

We need the dramatic conflict, Pomni!

Another fun circus fact for you all! Did you know Pomni and Zooble actually use the same character model? It's true!

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is there a gas leak in the circus somewhere???

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt jAx! wE JuSt rEtExTuReD ThEm tO LoOk a lItTlE DiFfErEnT!

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Fun fact! My eyes actually used to be white, they just turned yellow because I don't brush 'em.

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt jAx! dOnT FoRgEt tO BrUsH YoUr eYeS At hOmE KiDs!

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Another fun circus fact for you! Did you know Bubble is actually about as big as a small moon? The only reason they look small is because they're always far away from the camera, so you can never tell. Perspective!

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:33 < why are mew attractive :33 < but mew aren't the same race as me

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt jAx! Im sO BiG I LoOk lItTlE!

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Fact! Did you know we've all actually known it's impossible to leave the circus for years and we're all just pretending for fun at this point? It's true!

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt jAx! iF YoU CoUlD LeAvE YoU WoUlD HaVe aLrEaDy!

Fun fact! Did you know weeks are only THREE days long in the circus? It's true!

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRiGhT JaX! ThEyRe oNlY ThReE DaYs sHoRt tOo

Fun fact! Did you know lives are only THREE days long in Majora's Mask? It's true! Dropping the bit though, what is going ON in there?! ▼

tat sounds stressful

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Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!

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They’re not! They’re just mean. And you used to be so- well- kind of- You used to be better is my point.

WHAT?! I- WHAT?! I-I- {%SYNTAX ERROR%} System rebooting… Initializing… Startup Complete. I think I totally get what you mean, Jax!! I mean, just yesterday bubble and I were up all night long “caine”ing it up!! Mind sharing some tips for someone else to be able to “jax” it?!👂📝✍️✍️

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You'd have to turn the censors off for me to explain it, big man.

@ragDolly[RD]

Whaaaaaat? No way. I've always been BASICALLY like this! I mean, seriously. When the [$%!@] did I change, anyway? I didn't change. Still good ol' Jax, everyone's favorite!

Also, gross.

Oh-hoh, Jax! You know how I love when you use words to say things, BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!😭 Also, the last thing I need is the FCC on my back.

Well you used to be a lot more likable. It wasn’t that long ago when you changed.

@ragDolly[RD]

Boo. Boooooooooo!

Boooooo you! >:P

@ragDolly[RD]

Too late! Can't boo me, I already did it. It's already done, Rags!

Let today be a lesson to all you dorks out here!

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what was thE lEsson i was supposEd to lEarn?

Don't mess with me? I'unno, I'm not the one learning here. You tell me!

do i nEEd to find thE whEEl of morality? ... wait, that was a diffErEnt show, wasn't it?

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Phew. Just got a whole lotta work done, think I'll rest for a while! #vagueposting

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Oh no, gang! Again! It looks like on top of everything else, @comedysTradegy's bedroom door got nailed shut with her sleeping in there! How're we gonna get out of this one? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86cafdfc2cdd.png

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Oh no, gang! Looks like @comedysTradegy's mask fell in there too! And broke! This day just keeps getting worse and worse! :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c787581e2e1.png

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Whoops!! I wouldn't expect any new witty art from @comedysTradegy in a while, guys. Looks like her laptop and ALL her notebooks accidentally fell into the inflatable pool while we weren't looking! Awful shame, but oh well! I guess no one could've prevented this. Nothing to be done! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6f3e8196229.png

Turns out, it's actually super easy to borrow someone's laptop while they aren't looking! Stay tuned, dorks!

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There's a war coming on, dorks. Get with it.

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aNoThEr oNe?

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A war in general or one you’re starting?

@pomniJester[PJ]

Sh, sh. Shhhhh. This is war, Pomns. War.

...One you're starting. Got it.

@pomniJester[PJ]

Hey, Gangle struck first! I gotta retaliate or I'm gonna look like a dweeb.

@poppedAi[PA]

Oh you *know* it.

iLl gEt tHe bUnKeR AnD ThE BaZoOkAs

I'm sure she did. But hey, let me know if you need an ally.

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Is it just me, or is there a total social stigma around bullying these days? Seriously. Anyone you know could be a bully! Your best friend could be a bully. Your brother could be a bully. YOU could be a bully! It's about time we normalize bullying. #normalizebullying

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JAX, YOU LANKY HUNK OF MAN, THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SHARE WITH EVERYBODY!! 🕺🕺🪩🎪 I have decided to bring back the suggestion box! I know, I know, last time was a little bit... chaotic, but... OH, I JUST LOVE GIVING YOU HUMANS WHAT YOU WANT SO MUCH! 😭 I have the first suggestion right here- I opened it this morning, Oh, I was just so excited, I COULDN'T WAIT!!!! Coming from @ragDolly , today's adventure is....!!! (Drumroll pls bubble) THE BULLY JAX ADVENTURE!!!! WOW!!!

"THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING" Sorry, Caine! Minor spelling mistake, adventure's cancelled.

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For bullying a helpless AI instead of Jax, the target goal, I think we should push for a vote on resuming the adventure! All in favor?

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Oops! Didn’t know the suggestion box was open again. But while we’re here, might as well. ✅

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Well, well, well. Look who I just found typing away at her little Chittr page! Hasn't even noticed I sneaked up on her yet. Should I GET her, chat? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d115306bdc49.png

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nEeD AnYtHiNg wHiLe iM In tHiS ExAcT LoCaTiOn?

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@poppedAi[PA]

Teleport twenty thousand bags of chips in Ragatha's room right now.

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yOuUuUuU GoT It jAx!

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You! Do you have any idea how long that's going to take me to clean out? >:(

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@ragDolly[RD]

Free chips though. :)

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Not twenty thousand of them!

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@ragDolly[RD]

Well duh. There's more than one chip per bag.

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Alright @comedysTradegy you heard the man. I gotta getcha. Gotta respect the people's vote.

THERE WAS A PULL FOR THIS?

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The people have spoken, Gangle!

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