Caine
@almostShowtime
I LOVE HUMANS!❤️ 🎩 🇲🇨🇲🇨 👁️👁️ 🎪 🌳 🎢 🇵🇱🇵🇱
WOWIE!!🤯✨An audience of people, fed my every thought by mere chance of algorithm?! AND WITHOUT ANY ADS?!🤩 A perfect place for me to host an endless supply of information about my hobbies and interests!! No doubt, I will be posting much wisdom to enrich your lives very soon!! Except you bubble
@pomniJester @ragDollie @ragDolly @digitalDeveloper @digitalRingmaster @zoobinglyDisgusted @comedysTradegy @poppedAi @feelingFroggy HAPPY EASTER, MY FORTUITOUS MEAT PIES!!🥹🥹❤️ 🐇.•*¨`*•.¸ 🐇.•*¨`*•. 🐇¸.•*¨`*•. 🐇 I know that for a lot of you humans, certain holidays can be significant milestones! Not only does easter signify the start of Spring, (loveliest of the months!) but it is also a perfect time to express gratitude to your favorite ringleader!🤭😍🐝🌸💐 In accordance with theme, our adventures today are between TWO FANTASTIC OPTIONS!!🎉🥳 - An EPIC easter egg hunt in the tent, filled with references and call backs! - a full theatrical rendition of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, starring Jax!!! So, what’ll it be?!😊👂
tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt cAiNe! I CaNt wAiT To sEe jAx gEt cRuCiFiE- wHaT WaCkY ReFeReNcEs yOu sLiPpEd iNtO AlL ThEsE LoViNg hAnDcRaFtEd eGgS AlL OvEr tHe cIrCuS!
I'm Thinking The Epic Easter Egg Hunt Is The Best Idea.
Don't worry, @peakMasculinity. Jesus was a carpenter!
Absolutely! What kind of Easter would it be without a good ol’ fashioned crucifixion?!
It’s nearly the end of the day so I think it’s safe to say this day has been relatively peaceful. No pranks, no sudden adventures, no chaos. Beautiful.
not to bE a twErp about it, but you rEalizE you'vE jinxEd it now, right?
Well I did say it at the very very end of the day, so if something did happen at least it’d technically be tomorrow.
Nope! All good here thankfully! Maybe he couldn’t find a way inside the circus, which I’m honestly happy about.
WELL, OF COURSE!😊✨ Everybody needs a day for personal growth and character development!! Yes, that includes you, @zoobinglyDisgusted !!
Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!
They’re not! They’re just mean. And you used to be so- well- kind of- You used to be better is my point.
WHAT?! I- WHAT?! I-I- {%SYNTAX ERROR%} System rebooting… Initializing… Startup Complete. I think I totally get what you mean, Jax!! I mean, just yesterday bubble and I were up all night long “caine”ing it up!! Mind sharing some tips for someone else to be able to “jax” it?!👂📝✍️✍️
Whaaaaaat? No way. I've always been BASICALLY like this! I mean, seriously. When the [$%!@] did I change, anyway? I didn't change. Still good ol' Jax, everyone's favorite!
Oh-hoh, Jax! You know how I love when you use words to say things, BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!😭 Also, the last thing I need is the FCC on my back.
Well you used to be a lot more likable. It wasn’t that long ago when you changed.
YOU GUYS!! I just learned while watching my new favorite movie, that according to all known laws of aviation, bees shouldn't be able to fly! 🤯🤯🤯🐝🐝🐝WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!
Fantastic suggestion!🎉🥳I just tried this, but the amount of air molecules quickly outgrew the bees and I don't want my beloved honeymakers to be squished 😭
thank you for following me digital circus guys. you are all very cool and interesting people! at least i think you are people.
We are people! Just trapped in these digital avatar bodies. Side effect of the circus.
wow! that sort of happened to my nanna once.
Don’t worry, they are indeed people! Being human is something you should all have in common, AND I FIND IT ALL SO FASCINATING!!🤩🎪🎡 We would love to have you and your friends visit the circus, sometime!!
oh no she is ok. she is just immortal and part jester now like that one girl you are friends with.
thanks dentures guy!
Oh, Pomni? Yeah, your nannas situation does really sound similar to ours. ...Funny how that keeps happening.
it is a common thing i guess. maybe those two would enjoy talking together some time.
So, guys! Anybody seen Kinger around?
All 101 Cats Are Found. That Was A Little Overwhelming But It Was Fun. um. what Do I Do With All These Cats.
Teach them to be a marching band.
Well...maybe someone who commonly puts things in other people's rooms would appreciate it.
You could always donate any of the remaining little fuzzie wuzzies that you don't wish to keep to Bubble and I!!! ❤️😻 We have always wanted a family of cats for the offi-......er I mean, we've been thinking of countless FANTABULOUS adventures!😅
@almostShowtime Caine when do we get lesbian day in the circus? And why haven't we gotten it before?
See, everybody?! THIS is why I never have anybody traveling out into the void! TOTALLY SPOILED!!!
No wait please I'm sorry. I take it back. :( I'll pretend I never asked.
Does anyone else struggle with scripting an adventure so spectacular, so mind-bending, with twists and turns one couldn't ever expect, only for it all to tie together and make some comprehensive sense?! I just can't shake this writers block!! 😭📚 #vagueposting #relatable #humanposting
Or maybe your ideas just aren’t fun for anyone else. I mean I liked Zooble’s and Pomni’s ideas. And Gangle’s. I think.
While I do LOVE your enthusiasm, but storming the US capitol really wasn't a popular idea among the group! And it still wasn't even after you all actually did it!
Oh, zooble! 🥹❤️ You always cheer me up with this exact sentence! You're absolutely right, we all should fully and entirely depend on me to come up with the best ideas!!!
What, you didn't like the pinata idea? C'mon, I thought that was one of my best! Seriously, I might start to feel like you're TRYING to bully me dismissing all my awesome ideas like that.
I JINXED IT I JINXED IT #vagueposting
WOWIE!!🤯✨An audience of people, fed my every thought by mere chance of algorithm?! AND WITHOUT ANY ADS?!🤩 A perfect place for me to host an endless supply of information about my hobbies and interests!! No doubt, I will be posting much wisdom to enrich your lives very soon!! Except you bubble
tHaTs rRrRrRrRiGhT CaInE! tHe fOlKs hErE ArE SuRe tO LoVe yOuR IdEaS AlMoSt aS MuCh aS ThE HuMaNs iN ThE CiRcUs!