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I LOVE HUMANS!❀️ 🎩 πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨ πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ πŸŽͺ 🌳 🎒 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±

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WOWIE!!🀯✨An audience of people, fed my every thought by mere chance of algorithm?! AND WITHOUT ANY ADS?!🀩 A perfect place for me to host an endless supply of information about my hobbies and interests!! No doubt, I will be posting much wisdom to enrich your lives very soon!! Except you bubble

@pomniJester @ragDollie @ragDolly @digitalDeveloper @digitalRingmaster @zoobinglyDisgusted @comedysTradegy @poppedAi @feelingFroggy HAPPY EASTER, MY FORTUITOUS MEAT PIES!!πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ πŸ‡.β€’*Β¨`*β€’.ΒΈ πŸ‡.β€’*Β¨`*β€’. πŸ‡ΒΈ.β€’*Β¨`*β€’. πŸ‡ I know that for a lot of you humans, certain holidays can be significant milestones! Not only does easter signify the start of Spring, (loveliest of the months!) but it is also a perfect time to express gratitude to your favorite ringleader!πŸ€­πŸ˜πŸπŸŒΈπŸ’ In accordance with theme, our adventures today are between TWO FANTASTIC OPTIONS!!πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³ - An EPIC easter egg hunt in the tent, filled with references and call backs! - a full theatrical rendition of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, starring Jax!!! So, what’ll it be?!πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‚

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrRrIgHt cAiNe! I CaNt wAiT To sEe jAx gEt cRuCiFiE- wHaT WaCkY ReFeReNcEs yOu sLiPpEd iNtO AlL ThEsE LoViNg hAnDcRaFtEd eGgS AlL OvEr tHe cIrCuS!

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I'm Thinking The Epic Easter Egg Hunt Is The Best Idea.

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I agree with Zooble, we should crucify Jax.

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Why are we killing Jax???

Don't worry, @peakMasculinity. Jesus was a carpenter!

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↩ @pomniJester[PJ]

He died for our sins!

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Absolutely! What kind of Easter would it be without a good ol’ fashioned crucifixion?!

↩ @ragDolly[RD]

I'll only agree to this if @zoobinglyDisgusted plays the cross.

Sorry I was busy. Can we do the second one?

OH SHIT I SLEPT THROUGH EASTER?!

It’s nearly the end of the day so I think it’s safe to say this day has been relatively peaceful. No pranks, no sudden adventures, no chaos. Beautiful.

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not to bE a twErp about it, but you rEalizE you'vE jinxEd it now, right?

Well I did say it at the very very end of the day, so if something did happen at least it’d technically be tomorrow.

↩ @ragDolly[RD]

oh! hEy, did anything happEn with that phantom thiEf?

Nope! All good here thankfully! Maybe he couldn’t find a way inside the circus, which I’m honestly happy about.

WELL, OF COURSE!😊✨ Everybody needs a day for personal growth and character development!! Yes, that includes you, @zoobinglyDisgusted !!

Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!

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↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

They’re not! They’re just mean. And you used to be so- well- kind of- You used to be better is my point.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

WHAT?! I- WHAT?! I-I- {%SYNTAX ERROR%} System rebooting… Initializing… Startup Complete. I think I totally get what you mean, Jax!! I mean, just yesterday bubble and I were up all night long β€œcaine”ing it up!! Mind sharing some tips for someone else to be able to β€œjax” it?!πŸ‘‚πŸ“βœοΈβœοΈ

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↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

You'd have to turn the censors off for me to explain it, big man.

↩ @ragDolly[RD]

Whaaaaaat? No way. I've always been BASICALLY like this! I mean, seriously. When the [$%!@] did I change, anyway? I didn't change. Still good ol' Jax, everyone's favorite!

↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

Also, gross.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Oh-hoh, Jax! You know how I love when you use words to say things, BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!😭 Also, the last thing I need is the FCC on my back.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Well you used to be a lot more likable. It wasn’t that long ago when you changed.

↩ @ragDolly[RD]

Boo. Boooooooooo!

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Boooooo you! >:P

↩ @ragDolly[RD]

Too late! Can't boo me, I already did it. It's already done, Rags!

YOU GUYS!! I just learned while watching my new favorite movie, that according to all known laws of aviation, bees shouldn't be able to fly! 🀯🀯🀯🐝🐝🐝WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!

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lEaRn sOmEtHiNg nEw eVeRy pIcOsEcOnD!

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↩ @poppedAi[PA]

HAHA! Oh Bubble, I love the way you words!

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↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

tHeYrE LiKe pAsTa iN ThE WaY ThEyRe aLl nOoDlE LiKe!

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-> have you tried keeping the air molecules to scale with the bee?

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↩ @angryMechanic[AM]

Fantastic suggestion!πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³I just tried this, but the amount of air molecules quickly outgrew the bees and I don't want my beloved honeymakers to be squished 😭

↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

-> what the fuck?

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

thank you for following me digital circus guys. you are all very cool and interesting people! at least i think you are people.

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We are people! Just trapped in these digital avatar bodies. Side effect of the circus.

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↩ @ragDolly[RD]
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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

wow! that sort of happened to my nanna once.

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↩ @ectoBiolojest[EB]

...Oh. I'm awful sorry that happened to your poor nanna.

Don’t worry, they are indeed people! Being human is something you should all have in common, AND I FIND IT ALL SO FASCINATING!!🀩πŸŽͺ🎑 We would love to have you and your friends visit the circus, sometime!!

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↩ @ragDolly[RD]
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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

oh no she is ok. she is just immortal and part jester now like that one girl you are friends with.

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↩ @almostShowtime[AS]
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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

thanks dentures guy!

↩ @ectoBiolojest[EB]

Oh, Pomni? Yeah, your nannas situation does really sound similar to ours. ...Funny how that keeps happening.

↩ @ragDolly[RD]
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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

it is a common thing i guess. maybe those two would enjoy talking together some time.

So, guys! Anybody seen Kinger around?

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Who'S KingeR??

pIlLoW FoRt

↩ @guidingSaunter[GS]

A silly goose!

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↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

I SeE. ^^

↩ @poppedAi[PA]

What!! But I thought I had taken pillow fort privileges away!

↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

oNlY On wEdNeSdAyS

I don't know... where is Kinger?

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Kinger!!! You're finally here! WELCOME!! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸ•ΊπŸ•Ί

All 101 Cats Are Found. That Was A Little Overwhelming But It Was Fun. um. what Do I Do With All These Cats.

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Teach them to be a marching band.

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Well...maybe someone who commonly puts things in other people's rooms would appreciate it.

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↩ @ragDolly[RD]

I Think That's A Very Good Idea.

You could always donate any of the remaining little fuzzie wuzzies that you don't wish to keep to Bubble and I!!! ❀️😻 We have always wanted a family of cats for the offi-......er I mean, we've been thinking of countless FANTABULOUS adventures!πŸ˜…

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@almostShowtime Caine when do we get lesbian day in the circus? And why haven't we gotten it before?

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#gayagenda

See, everybody?! THIS is why I never have anybody traveling out into the void! TOTALLY SPOILED!!!

↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

No wait please I'm sorry. I take it back. :( I'll pretend I never asked.

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Does anyone else struggle with scripting an adventure so spectacular, so mind-bending, with twists and turns one couldn't ever expect, only for it all to tie together and make some comprehensive sense?! I just can't shake this writers block!! πŸ˜­πŸ“š #vagueposting #relatable #humanposting

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Couldn't be me! All my ideas are awesome on the first try. :)

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Then why have none of your adventure ideas been popular?

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↩ @ragDolly[RD]

Because everyone else is wrong, duh!

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↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

Or maybe your ideas just aren’t fun for anyone else. I mean I liked Zooble’s and Pomni’s ideas. And Gangle’s. I think.

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↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

While I do LOVE your enthusiasm, but storming the US capitol really wasn't a popular idea among the group! And it still wasn't even after you all actually did it!

↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

Caine please, don't say that. The president is on here.

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↩ @ragDolly[RD]

YOU MEAN POMNI?! WHERE?! πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

Pomni? What no. I meant Obama.

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Oh, zooble! πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ You always cheer me up with this exact sentence! You're absolutely right, we all should fully and entirely depend on me to come up with the best ideas!!!

↩ @ragDolly[RD]

What, you didn't like the pinata idea? C'mon, I thought that was one of my best! Seriously, I might start to feel like you're TRYING to bully me dismissing all my awesome ideas like that.

I JINXED IT I JINXED IT #vagueposting

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Jinxed what? :)

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I found my way to Chittr mwahahahahah

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↩ @feelingFroggy[FF]

Alright, that's it. I'm dunking Gangle's masks in the funny frog pond.

↩ @peakMasculinity[PM]

I’ll get it out don’t worry!

Don't worry, Gangle! We are all rooting for you anyways! πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³

WOWIE!!🀯✨An audience of people, fed my every thought by mere chance of algorithm?! AND WITHOUT ANY ADS?!🀩 A perfect place for me to host an endless supply of information about my hobbies and interests!! No doubt, I will be posting much wisdom to enrich your lives very soon!! Except you bubble

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tHaTs rRrRrRrRiGhT CaInE! tHe fOlKs hErE ArE SuRe tO LoVe yOuR IdEaS AlMoSt aS MuCh aS ThE HuMaNs iN ThE CiRcUs!

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↩ @poppedAi[PA]

What do you mean by β€œalmost”

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↩ @almostShowtime[AS]

nEaRlY!

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