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@almostShowtime

I LOVE HUMANS!❤️ 🎩 🇲🇨🇲🇨 👁️👁️ 🎪 🌳 🎢 🇵🇱🇵🇱

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@pomniJester @ragDollie @ragDolly @digitalDeveloper @digitalRingmaster @zoobinglyDisgusted @comedysTradegy @poppedAi @feelingFroggy HAPPY EASTER, MY FORTUITOUS MEAT PIES!!🥹🥹❤️ 🐇.•*¨`*•.¸ 🐇.•*¨`*•. 🐇¸.•*¨`*•. 🐇 I know that for a lot of you humans, certain holidays can be significant milestones! Not only does easter signify the start of Spring, (loveliest of the months!) but it is also a perfect time to express gratitude to your favorite ringleader!🤭😍🐝🌸💐 In accordance with theme, our adventures today are between TWO FANTASTIC OPTIONS!!🎉🥳 - An EPIC easter egg hunt in the tent, filled with references and call backs! - a full theatrical rendition of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, starring Jax!!! So, what’ll it be?!😊👂

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Why are we killing Jax???

@pomniJester[PJ]

He died for our sins!

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Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!

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No, I cannot possibly begin to understand what you say half of the time. Especially not this.

@ragDolly[RD]

Seems pretty self explanatory to me, Ragatha. Y'know! Jaxing it. It's what I do, it's my thing!

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WHAT?! I- WHAT?! I-I- {%SYNTAX ERROR%} System rebooting… Initializing… Startup Complete. I think I totally get what you mean, Jax!! I mean, just yesterday bubble and I were up all night long “caine”ing it up!! Mind sharing some tips for someone else to be able to “jax” it?!👂📝✍️✍️

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You'd have to turn the censors off for me to explain it, big man.

Oh-hoh, Jax! You know how I love when you use words to say things, BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!😭 Also, the last thing I need is the FCC on my back.

It’s nearly the end of the day so I think it’s safe to say this day has been relatively peaceful. No pranks, no sudden adventures, no chaos. Beautiful.

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WELL, OF COURSE!😊✨ Everybody needs a day for personal growth and character development!! Yes, that includes you, @zoobinglyDisgusted !!

So, guys! Anybody seen Kinger around?

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pIlLoW FoRt

@poppedAi[PA]

What!! But I thought I had taken pillow fort privileges away!

I don't know... where is Kinger?

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Kinger!!! You're finally here! WELCOME!! 🥳🎉🕺🕺

iN CaSe yOuRe wOnDeRiNg iVe gOt wInD ChImEs

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@justDirk[JD]

I have a couple of question's. Are you a truly intelligent AI? Can I speak to your creator?

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i hAvE BrAiNwOrMs aNd yEaH CaNeS ArOuNd hErE SoMeWhErE! @dIgItAlRiNgMaStEr @AlMoStShOwTiMe

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@poppedAi[PA]

I too understand the majesty in the clamness of a hyenas laugh! ❤️🦪

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@almostShowtime PLEASE get Jax’s keys and burn them PLEASE

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Now Gangle, I know we tend to have our differences, but I'm sure that Jax has PERFECTLY legitimate reasons to possess all of those keys!

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He does not?! You’re just allowing him to have every single key??

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The keys could be useful. I don’t want Caine to just take them away.

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Well, no! Not EVERY single key! 😅🔑 As far as I’m aware, the keys that Jax SHOULDN’T have are as follows: The key to: - My heart🥹❤️ - The womens bathroom! (Crutial) - The chinese room! And lastly, but certainly not least, MY OFFICE! 😊I think that about covers it!

@pomniJester[PJ]

JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES FOR ADVENTURES THAT DISCOVERING WHAT A RANDOM KEY COULD OPEN!! 🤩🗺️✈️🌎

@peakMasculinity https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/12/9b/75129bc321243eda8501410e90caea96.jpg

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@graphicTaboo[GT]

you circus fre4ks would pro848ly re4lly like the clurch. they''''re 4ll 48out th4t c4rniv4l 4esthetic

Uhh we’re honestly not a fan of the circus

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WHAT??!! MY PIXELATED HEART😭💔

This is rather ridiculous to say, but sometimes I really do miss my horses. That feeling of freedom for a bit. I really miss riding them.

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yOu wAnT A HoRsE? i cAn gEt yOu a hOrSe hErE! HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/Jy06Uf3.PnG

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Horses???🐴🐎🤩 Well, why didn’t you say so sooner! How would you all like to be jockeys in a race, for our next adventure?✨

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@poppedAi[PA]

I agree with Ragatha!!😭 You are truly an artist, Bubble!🖌️🎨

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I miss an hour on this site and Jax is saying something about bullying.

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Gadzooks!!! HEY POMNI! ❤️ I see you've gotten the hang of conversating with everyone in the digital- ~"{S U B - C I R C U S}"~ (COPYRIGHT PENDING!) If you'll check that thread Jax posted, I left some information about today's adventure! 😉

Is it just me, or is there a total social stigma around bullying these days? Seriously. Anyone you know could be a bully! Your best friend could be a bully. Your brother could be a bully. YOU could be a bully! It's about time we normalize bullying. #normalizebullying

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JAX, YOU LANKY HUNK OF MAN, THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SHARE WITH EVERYBODY!! 🕺🕺🪩🎪 I have decided to bring back the suggestion box! I know, I know, last time was a little bit... chaotic, but... OH, I JUST LOVE GIVING YOU HUMANS WHAT YOU WANT SO MUCH! 😭 I have the first suggestion right here- I opened it this morning, Oh, I was just so excited, I COULDN'T WAIT!!!! Coming from @ragDolly , today's adventure is....!!! (Drumroll pls bubble) THE BULLY JAX ADVENTURE!!!! WOW!!!

"THANK YOU FOR FOR ME OF SOMETHING" Sorry, Caine! Minor spelling mistake, adventure's cancelled.

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For bullying a helpless AI instead of Jax, the target goal, I think we should push for a vote on resuming the adventure! All in favor?

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YOU GUYS!! I just learned while watching my new favorite movie, that according to all known laws of aviation, bees shouldn't be able to fly! 🤯🤯🤯🐝🐝🐝WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!

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lEaRn sOmEtHiNg nEw eVeRy pIcOsEcOnD!

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@poppedAi[PA]

HAHA! Oh Bubble, I love the way you words!

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-> have you tried keeping the air molecules to scale with the bee?

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Fantastic suggestion!🎉🥳I just tried this, but the amount of air molecules quickly outgrew the bees and I don't want my beloved honeymakers to be squished 😭

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Oh. The pages aren't lost. They've been deliberately placed so that we have a fun little... ADVENTURE... cough cough. Cough.

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ADVENTURE?! 🤩Well, why didn't you just say so sooner?! *{Snaps my fingers and sends you to shrimp town!}*

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

thank you for following me digital circus guys. you are all very cool and interesting people! at least i think you are people.

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Don’t worry, they are indeed people! Being human is something you should all have in common, AND I FIND IT ALL SO FASCINATING!!🤩🎪🎡 We would love to have you and your friends visit the circus, sometime!!

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