Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnip
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
:33 < i truthfully do not want to be too crass to my followers cuz that is just not how i like speaking :33 < but if i can admit one thing… :33 < i do really like the heroic type! yes i n33d a hero :33 < oh he could be strong, and itd be great if he was fast… :33 < and if he was bravely fresh from a heroic strife? :33 < swooooooooon! X33
B33 < should we hold out fur him til the morning light or
where, oh, where have all the good men gone?
:33 < ohhh maybe!! :33 < morning light, end of the night… :33 < heck any time of day wouldnt matter imo!
:33 < haa! you must be a pan reader cuz i think the same thing to myself :33 < like cant there just be some sort of knight on some fiery st33d?? X33
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
:33 < exactly! i believe a lot of what youre saying :33 < i can relate actually!! my meowrail really enjoys talking about hoofbeasts :33 < and he cant help but smile sh33pishly over them and he sweats more talking about him :33 < and it stinks up the whole block when he does that like p.u. :33 < but with this said people have their interests and favorite fauna and i say that is a-okay!! :33 #meowbeastsarecool #hoofbeastsarecool #hopbeastsarecool #uhhhhhhhhh #etc
i SURE LOVE BEING, a COOL TOUGH MANLY, gUY, wHO IS COOL AND TOUGH, aND, mANLY,
sorry. just uh. if you ever want to talk to someone about, er... how tough and cool and masculine you are. my private messages are always open.
i mean it by the way. swear on my life i am not making fun of you, just trying to help.
Tavros Are You Sure Just For No Reason In Particular #AproposOfNothing
All I Am Saying Is That In Hindsight It Would Probably Make More Sense Than Anything Else If We Are Being Frank
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:33 < it sounds to me like there are a lot of users experiencing some pain this morning :33 < they hopped off a sugar rush! now they are in a sugar dawdle! :33 < i have some very good advice with how to deal with this __how to deal with a bad bad bad not good sugar rush__ - drink up!! your body is meowing out "arghhh [your name], me want normal fluids so baddd, me too full of bad sw33t ingredients!" do not ignore the mewings of your body! - sl33p up! this is a resty day for you! hop up in your recuperacoon and take it easy. if you are a human, uhhh sl33p in your human recuperacoon! - dont eat sw33ts today #duhhh. may i recommend opening that maw up for a big chunk of meat?? ;33 - scold ampurra cuz its #eridanw33k so he most likely bought bad sw33ts. which i am sorry for throwing you under the purrverbial scuttlebuggy but it sounds to me the sw33ts you provided suck?? - have fun! :DD #nepetips #omgilovethatpun #wearek33pingthat #wewillmakeithappen
:33 < not to be a snooty hipster or nothing… :33 < but i find myself craving meat than i do sw33ts! :33 < its an uphill battle to get it trending… :33 < but id like to show some support for #iwantmeat! #cravingmeat #bigjuicymeats :OO~
:33 < ermmm :33 < my followers! first of all i hope you are well hi :DD :33 < but!! ummm :33 < whats wrong with #eridanw33k?? :33 < last time there was a fun exhibition strife match no? and we all had fun? :33 < what could pawsibly be going wrong? :33 < i guess please stay safe my followers! :33 < and subscribe for more kittypuns and observations ;33
I t)(ink now is a great time to t)(ink about w)(at you're looking forward to! It's important to take a step back w)(en you're surrounded by negativity to remember w)(at's so great about life 38) I'll go first! I went to t)(e book store wit)( my eldest, and I boug)(t a new picture book for my youngest descendants t)(at I just know t)(ey'll love! I can't wait to go )(ome and s)(ow t)(em! 38D
Yesternight I looked forward to sending hoards of strangers to 8urn my ex m8tesprit's garden down and watching the hope drain out of his eyes in real time.
T)(at's wonderful! Not for t)(e garden t)(at did not)(ing wrong, but I'm glad you got some muc)( needed closure!
The garden was situ8ted at the Ampora venue, come to think a8out it. I know not on how that area is layered. Some oddity realm.
)(ow strange... I wouldn't assume your two quads ever interacting, let alone being on suc)( good terms to s)(are a garden locale!
It revolts me to consider those two giving one another mouth service. Especially considering one died centuries prior to the other existing.
)(ey, t)(e closer t)(ey are t)(e less you )(ave to swing to be)(ead t)(em! T)(ey're just being efficient for your sake!
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!
:33 < hello little guy!! :33 < *ac takes out a paw and pet pet pets fefurrys adorable little critter*
)(e)(e)(e! A)(em... *T)(e adorable critter lig)(ts up in rainbow colors because it loves pats!*
@affableCantor
wwonderful stunning absolutely spectacular i lovve this gif so much thank you dualscar
:33 < i couldnt help but notice a lot of ocs pop up that are part of some mid night crew! :33 < and even a new mysterious private detective sauntering around (:33 < at least i would assume they are ocs! if so i really love your worldbuilding guys :DD) :33 < s33ing this, i got hit by inspiration! please enjoy my new mewse: :33 < *detective oliveclaws puffs from her bubble pipe to ponder over her latest case* :33 < *a dastardly criminal has stolen the golden chalice of adorability!* :33 < *this cant go on! this SHAINT go on! detective oliveclaws thinks looking over her case files* :33 < *any leads or clues about the thief, please let detective oliveclaws know!* :33 < *meanwhile she will pace and pawnder around her block thinking about suspects*
KUDOS! ❤︎
:33 < *the oh so smart purrivate eye couldnt help but notice a passerby admire her detective work!* :33 < *this kind maiden gets a little tip of her detective furdora* :33 < *good morrow citizen! any problems or meowsteries to solve please let the smartest kittycat in all the land know* (:33 < oh oh oh also) (:33 < ooc a furdora is a fedora but i skinned a beast alive to make it lol) (:33 < this is not necessary detail but i like this on my character, h33h33 X33)
:33 < *the smarty smart kitty detective lets out a gasp and drops her bubble pipe!* :33 < *the crimeownal always returns to the scene of the crime!* :33 < *what is your motive for stealing that chalice?! that is only for the cutest of cute cats! she says wagging a paw accusingly at you*
the beautiful citizen gives a little curtsy as the private eye tips her fedora yes i will let you know right away if i have anything that needs solved! my hair is a beautiful raven color with a bright streak of red in the front i have a mysterious but almost wise aura about me times have been tough but i wont let that get me down even after i caught my matesprit cheating on me with another man i persevere should i say purrsevere
OH SHIT. UH. BECAUSE I, UH, HEARTS CLAWXCARS, AM AN AGENT OF THE DOGS OR SOMETHIN. THE PUPPY PRINCE OF... PAWNEE, INDIANA DEMANDS THAT I TAKE THE CHALICE FER HIM OR SOMETHIN. GONNA GET LOADED WITH THE AMOUNT OF DOGBLOONS HE'S GONNA GIVE ME. HEHE.
(XDD < CLAWXcars, rawrflmao!!!) (:33 < ok you are sooo good with the kittycat puns did anyone ever tell you??) :33 < *of course! you barkbeast mutts just want the power of adorability all for yourself* :33 < *once i let the chief know about your transgressions, you will be charged and jailed scratchpost-haste!!* :33 < *count your days, she says in a very cool voice that would make you stand back and realize you messed with the wrong detective*
SO YOU AIN'T ARRESTIN' ME. SO, I CAN JUST LEAVE? HEHEH. SEE YA SUCKERS I SAY IN A LOUD ABRASIVE BUT COOL AND INTIMIDATING WAY AND, I DUNNO, HOP ON MY SCOOTER.
(XDD < lolll!! PURRsevere!!) (:33 < its like persevere but NOT!!! oh my gosh my sides) :33 < *so first of all the great oliveclaws notices you are a beautiful dashing dame* :33 < *no doubt an upstanding socialite in this goshforsaken town full of crime and clawlamity* :33 < *i am sooo sorry to hear about your matesprit issues mam!* :33 < *she even takes off her furdora in solidarity to you* :33 < *should any villainous vermin give you trouble, please do not hesitate to contact me* :33 < *no rascal should make a maiden as pure of heart as you pumperbroken :((*
:33 < oh wait damn it XII :33 < *i mean oh shoot, she says throwing her paws in the air!!* :33 < *the criminal may have gotten away with it this time, but shes fast and a great huntress!* :33 < *may the thief sl33p with one eye open as she goes asearching for you*
:33 < i am currently enjoying my next day at #eridanw33k by observing an exhibition match :33 < of course betw33n the ever so brave jagg, up against cool calm and oh so collected mister strider! :33 < and ampurra is there too?? i think?? :33 < big apologies to my followers as i got a case of the sl33pies as i was watching :33 < please make sure to watch the clawclusion with me! who will win?! :OO #iamrootingforboth #teampeace #teamtie #teammewnity
:33 < i hope one of them kicks it! there wasn't enough blood fur me in the last rounds, purrsonally :33c
:33 < why are naps sometimes called a catnap i wonder :33 < it is not like one would say, “hey i am taking a dognap!” :33 < maybe… :33 < its cuz meowbeasts are cooler and they look way more cuter when they purr fast asl33p?? :33 < i think i answered my own question!
B33 < your reasoning is flawless as ever B33 < but maybe its also due to the fact that cats will sl33p for 16h a day
:33 < now theres a big-panned point! :33 < i knew kitty cats loved their sl33py time, but looks like we have proof! :33 < scientific factual adorable proof #proofisinthepurring
:33 < fun fact of the day! tiaratoppy things are good fashion accessories :33 < sure sure yes i give them this :33 < but they sure make fun tools to play horseshoe with! :33 < i think everyone should play horseshoe with these at ampurras booth!! :DD #eridanw33k #sorryfefurry #iknowyouwearthem #andtheyrenice #butyeah
:33 < i am so excited for #eridanw33k day thr33!! :33 < although... :33 < has anyone heard from julioh? :33 < we clapped very hard for him to return from the dead and he did not yet :TT
i'M SCARED, i DON'T KNOW IF jANE, cAN FIX HIM,
:33 < in honor of #trillingfoolsday and stuff, i have a funny riddle! :33 < i have four legs, one adorable face, and one swishy tail! :33 < if you pet me, i let out a cute mewl! :33 < but dont make me angry! or ill claw your face to smither33ns! :33 < what am i?? :OO (:33 < the answer will be below this post!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :33 < a cat! lol!! :33
:33 < not so fast! :33 < *you may have given me minus two ampurras...* :33 < *but ac SLAMS down plus thr33 nepetas!* :33 < *thus giving me like thr33 hundred more points and outweighs your silly f33ble points*
:33 < but you just gave me a really funny starter! "minus too ampurras," h33h33h33 X33 :33 < youre no fun sometimes! :33 < it is not good to be grumpy all on your special #eridanw33k and stuff you know
:33 < howly shizz, i sure love barkbeasts! :33 < huh? im a kittycat enthusiast? :33 < that cant be true at all! i have never liked a single meowbeast :33 < dont you know barkbeasts are much stronger and loyal than a stupid hissy mewmewbeast?? :33 < plus they are simply more labradorable!
:33 < haa! if you believed this message to be a hundred purrcent true... :33 < i have successfully pranked you! :33 < happy :33 < what the hell was it called :33 < a thrilling fools day! #thrillingfoolsday
:33 < gasp!! arent you clever? :33 < let us get that trending! #trillingfoolsday
:33 < i just had a great time at #eridanw33k! :33 < i got to watch a show... :33 < in which bruno mars """kills""" (and i am using that word so loosely) his beloved assistant julioh :33 < and watched some pretty lights!! :33 < thank you ampurra for hosting this all! :33 < and a thank you to jane clonker for managing all of this fancy stuff for him :33 < i cannot wait for day thr33!! :33
#gOTbURIEDiiNrUBBLE aT, #eRIDANwEEK, tHAT WAS, a GREAT PERFORMANCE BY, tROLL lADY gAGA, aLSO i AM IN, iMMENSE AMOUNTS, oF PAIN,
:33 < i was thinking this would be a normal concert... :33 < which i would have adored by itself! :33 < but gosh, we got a concert and a dramatic action play by the looks of it :33 < #eridanw33k is way more thrilling than i would have ever imagined! #likewoah #yaay #thatswhatilike
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:33 < loads of stuff to get at #eridanw33k! :33 < i got new apparel, i got posters :33 < and the food? so much FOOD! :33 < i bagged myself these scrumptious grubdogs if i can say so myself :33 < what a huge success! :DD
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
i HOPE TO, sEE YOU THERE,
YOu MISSED IT. ALL OF IT. PITY TOO. EVERY ONE OF YOuR FRIENDS WERE THERE. THEY AGREED. YOuR HEINOuS BITCH TRuANCY. WAS SO GROSSLY uNPARDONABLE. THEY DECIDED TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH YOu. IN FACT. THEY HAD GIFTS MADE FOR YOu. LuCKILY. THEY KEPT THE RECEIPTS. SO THEY COuLD RETuRN THEM. TOO BAD. THE SAME COuLD NOT BE SAID. ABOuT THE TIME WASTED. ON SOMEONE AS INCONVENIENT. AND INCONSIDERATE. AS YOu. KITTY CAT.
:33 < huh? :33 < mister calico just what are you on about?? :33 < they would not up and break out friendship like that! i believe in all of them :33 < if this is your attempt to ruin my excitement to s33 troll bruno mars and dance with my friends :33 < then i ask please stop!! youre getting me riled up X((
NOBODY TELL HER. WHICH IS EASY. WHEN NOBODY IS YOuR FRIEND ANYMORE.
:33 < i think someone should tell this stupid beast hes wrong!! :33 < in fact... :33 < someone will inform you how stupid you are acting any second now! :33 < tickity tock calico :II
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. WHEN A STuPID BITCH CAT YELPS FOR IT. STRONG ME MAKE HARD TIMES. FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT.
:33 < you suck!! :33 < they are all just :33 < asl33p or busy right now and thats :33 < why they arent :33 < responding :33 < :TT :33 < <:TT :33 < you are just the worst for making me anxious on ampurras big special w33k you know that?
NEPETA CRIES OuT. NEPETA PLEADED. AND BITCHES TO THE MASSES. NEPETA SOBBED. AND WEPT. AND PEED HERSELF A LITTLE. BuT NOBODY CAME. IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE. MY GOOD BITCH. PLEASE. CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING. IT IS NOT ANXIETY. YOu ARE JuST uNLIKEABLE. AND REEK OF MELODRAMATIC. PERPETuALLY SELF-ISOLATING. HABITuALLY REOCCuRRING. DuMB BITCH uTTERANCES. EVERYONE WOuLD RATHER NOT BE PRIVVY TO. I FEEL LIKE. THE LORD OF THE RING. THE MY PRECIOuS GuY. WITH A BALD WIRY HAIRED HEAD. SMEAGOL. NOBODY LIKES YOu. THE WISDOM HE DISPENSED. SHOuLD BE SuCKED IN AND BREATHED. BY THE RAGE FLARES NOSTRILS. OF A STuPID. ITTY BITTY TITTY HAVING. KITTY BITCH.
:33 < :ll :33 < >Xll :33 < none of that happened!! and im not pawful or stupid or whatever youre saying i am! :33 < and i dont even know what the frickin damn lord of the ring IS!!! :33 < what the HELL is a smewgol??? XOO :33 < you just want me to be all feral i can sniff out your games from miles and miles away :33 < in FACT! :33 < i just reported your account! :33 < the runners of this website will s33 your attempts at making me cry :33 < which FAILED i must add :33 < and just :33 < destroy your account! pahchooo!! :33 < i hope youre proud of yourself! you messed with the wrong kittycat troll :33 < oh yes p.s. i didnt p33 myself!! :33 < im not a dumb whiny wiggler soiling myself!
YOu ACTuALLY CALIBORNENuINELY RAN WITH YOuR FAT. STuPID. PuDGE COVERED BITCH TAIL. BETWEEN YOuR AuDIBLY FLABBY BITCH LEGS. TO THE MODERATION? WHAT A SELF-OWN. NO WONDER. YOuR FRIENDS. FEW IN NuMBER. AND FAR FROM BETWEEN YOuR LEGS. LEFT YOu AND WANTED. FuCKALL TO DO WITH YOu. STuPID BITCH.