Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnip
i am just a kittycat enthusiast/roleplayer/now blogger!! follow me to hear about my thoughts on stuff! :33
A qu|x|ck p|x|cture from my vacat|x|on last sweep. https://|x|.|x|mgur.com/LY0UDg3.png
:33 < what a lovely view! :33 < despite your purrtesting i *do* wish i was there :33 < h33h33h33!
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
:33 < horrah! :33 < waaait a second, i think im sniffing out the plot twist! :33 < i know my followers might not like to hear spoilers, so if you dont, scroll away from my message this instant! :33 < ampurra will be "sacrificed..." quote on adorable little quote... :33 < and then him and julioh will rise! :33 < and give all of us fr33 #eridanw33k murrch!! :DD
:33 < i truthfully do not want to be too crass to my followers cuz that is just not how i like speaking :33 < but if i can admit one thing… :33 < i do really like the heroic type! yes i n33d a hero :33 < oh he could be strong, and itd be great if he was fast… :33 < and if he was bravely fresh from a heroic strife? :33 < swooooooooon! X33
B33 < should we hold out fur him til the morning light or
where, oh, where have all the good men gone?
:33 < ohhh maybe!! :33 < morning light, end of the night… :33 < heck any time of day wouldnt matter imo!
:33 < haa! you must be a pan reader cuz i think the same thing to myself :33 < like cant there just be some sort of knight on some fiery st33d?? X33
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
:33 < exactly! i believe a lot of what youre saying :33 < i can relate actually!! my meowrail really enjoys talking about hoofbeasts :33 < and he cant help but smile sh33pishly over them and he sweats more talking about him :33 < and it stinks up the whole block when he does that like p.u. :33 < but with this said people have their interests and favorite fauna and i say that is a-okay!! :33 #meowbeastsarecool #hoofbeastsarecool #hopbeastsarecool #uhhhhhhhhh #etc
Today's feed is SO 8OOOOOOOORING.
:33 < this is where you should pounce into action! :33 < since #eridanw33k is on a t33nsy hiatus due to… candy or whatever :33 < why not start up #vriskaday?! #scenarios #idkwhatyouddothough #lol
i SURE LOVE BEING, a COOL TOUGH MANLY, gUY, wHO IS COOL AND TOUGH, aND, mANLY,
:33 < that is pawsome to hear!! :33 < conquer the day like are big ferocious beast! XDD < RAAAAAAAAWR!!! :33 < except you are not a big meowbeast fan for obvious reasons so you can pick another kind of animal scr33ch :33
just saw a nepeta talking about preferring meat over candy... ... i don't think i'll be sleeping much tonight.
:33 < heyyy, that was me! :33 < its nothing personal honestly! and trust me i do enjoy sw33ts and sugary snacks :33 < you would not believe your silly little p33purrs full honesty :33 < but in large part due to my hunting background big slabs of meat are just number one!! :33
could go for a burger #cravingmeats #bigjuicymeats
:33 < :DD ! :33 < i am overjoyed someone f33ls the same!! :33 < there is nothing better when your meal is packed with meat you know??
TAVROS 1S FUCK1NG DEAD
:33 < what?? <:OO :33 < @adiosToreador , you cant read my message… :33 < but i will try to clap for you to revive you, just like julioh!! :33 < and sure jane cracker will heal you two or whatever :33 < but i will do my part to revive you too!! #getwellsoon #clapclapclap
YAAAAAAY! EVERYONE CUM THE HELL IN HERE & GET REAL FUCKIN MARRIED ABT IT!!!!! IM GONNA MARRY ERIDAN 2NITE! EVERYONES GONNA MARRY HIM!!!! #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy
:33 < roxy..? something s33ms really wrong… :33 < ohhh :33 < i think i s33 the issue :33 < s33 i vaguely remember how human marriages go :33 < only ONE purrson can get married to their beloved you silly frizzy XPP :33 < not everyone can marriage ampurra! :33 < …although heck wait, why is everyone marriaging him??
OKAY. I WIN. YOu CAN ALL FuCK OFF NOW. NO LANDS LEFT TO CONQuER. CALIBORN'S FLAG. IS ALREADY PLANTED. FIRMLY. HEAVED IN ITS HEFT. ASTRIDE THE ASSHOLE. OF MY OWN ASS TERRITORY. KuLT? KuLL? TRY THE MARK OF THE BEAST. https://i.imgur.com/uWnupqO.png
:33 < congratulations on reaching verification! what a meowlestone to achieve!
:33 < ohhh XPP :33 < i am sorry for saying the wrong thing :33 < i guess thats an achievement and funny number! :33 < congrats on that most importantly!
:33 < yaaay! :33 < although you s33med to dislike my congratulations so... :33 < naaay? :33 < youre a very silly purrson to read it makes me scratch my goofy little pan :PP
:33 < I'm about to start clawing shit up
:33 < you should get a bunch of papurr and claw it to bits! :33 < not only are they easy to slice up... :33 < but at the end of it all, you now have a bunch of confetti to throw around! :33 < yipp33!! :33
I have taken someone from Eridanweek in for questioning... https://i.ibb.co/KjgQ8mSw/image-2026-04-03-103101391.png
:33 < eh?! :33 < what is the charge? i thought #eridanw33k was supposed to be friendly and full of fun events! #istandwithcrackercorp #fr33thesuspect
:33 < i couldnt help but notice a lot of ocs pop up that are part of some mid night crew! :33 < and even a new mysterious private detective sauntering around (:33 < at least i would assume they are ocs! if so i really love your worldbuilding guys :DD) :33 < s33ing this, i got hit by inspiration! please enjoy my new mewse: :33 < *detective oliveclaws puffs from her bubble pipe to ponder over her latest case* :33 < *a dastardly criminal has stolen the golden chalice of adorability!* :33 < *this cant go on! this SHAINT go on! detective oliveclaws thinks looking over her case files* :33 < *any leads or clues about the thief, please let detective oliveclaws know!* :33 < *meanwhile she will pace and pawnder around her block thinking about suspects*
KUDOS! ❤︎
:33 < *the oh so smart purrivate eye couldnt help but notice a passerby admire her detective work!* :33 < *this kind maiden gets a little tip of her detective furdora* :33 < *good morrow citizen! any problems or meowsteries to solve please let the smartest kittycat in all the land know* (:33 < oh oh oh also) (:33 < ooc a furdora is a fedora but i skinned a beast alive to make it lol) (:33 < this is not necessary detail but i like this on my character, h33h33 X33)
:33 < *the smarty smart kitty detective lets out a gasp and drops her bubble pipe!* :33 < *the crimeownal always returns to the scene of the crime!* :33 < *what is your motive for stealing that chalice?! that is only for the cutest of cute cats! she says wagging a paw accusingly at you*
the beautiful citizen gives a little curtsy as the private eye tips her fedora yes i will let you know right away if i have anything that needs solved! my hair is a beautiful raven color with a bright streak of red in the front i have a mysterious but almost wise aura about me times have been tough but i wont let that get me down even after i caught my matesprit cheating on me with another man i persevere should i say purrsevere
OH SHIT. UH. BECAUSE I, UH, HEARTS CLAWXCARS, AM AN AGENT OF THE DOGS OR SOMETHIN. THE PUPPY PRINCE OF... PAWNEE, INDIANA DEMANDS THAT I TAKE THE CHALICE FER HIM OR SOMETHIN. GONNA GET LOADED WITH THE AMOUNT OF DOGBLOONS HE'S GONNA GIVE ME. HEHE.
(XDD < CLAWXcars, rawrflmao!!!) (:33 < ok you are sooo good with the kittycat puns did anyone ever tell you??) :33 < *of course! you barkbeast mutts just want the power of adorability all for yourself* :33 < *once i let the chief know about your transgressions, you will be charged and jailed scratchpost-haste!!* :33 < *count your days, she says in a very cool voice that would make you stand back and realize you messed with the wrong detective*
SO YOU AIN'T ARRESTIN' ME. SO, I CAN JUST LEAVE? HEHEH. SEE YA SUCKERS I SAY IN A LOUD ABRASIVE BUT COOL AND INTIMIDATING WAY AND, I DUNNO, HOP ON MY SCOOTER.
(XDD < lolll!! PURRsevere!!) (:33 < its like persevere but NOT!!! oh my gosh my sides) :33 < *so first of all the great oliveclaws notices you are a beautiful dashing dame* :33 < *no doubt an upstanding socialite in this goshforsaken town full of crime and clawlamity* :33 < *i am sooo sorry to hear about your matesprit issues mam!* :33 < *she even takes off her furdora in solidarity to you* :33 < *should any villainous vermin give you trouble, please do not hesitate to contact me* :33 < *no rascal should make a maiden as pure of heart as you pumperbroken :((*
:33 < oh wait damn it XII :33 < *i mean oh shoot, she says throwing her paws in the air!!* :33 < *the criminal may have gotten away with it this time, but shes fast and a great huntress!* :33 < *may the thief sl33p with one eye open as she goes asearching for you*