:33 < i couldnt help but notice a lot of ocs pop up that are part of some mid night crew! :33 < and even a new mysterious private detective sauntering around (:33 < at least i would assume they are ocs! if so i really love your worldbuilding guys :DD) :33 < s33ing this, i got hit by inspiration! please enjoy my new mewse: :33 < *detective oliveclaws puffs from her bubble pipe to ponder over her latest case* :33 < *a dastardly criminal has stolen the golden chalice of adorability!* :33 < *this cant go on! this SHAINT go on! detective oliveclaws thinks looking over her case files* :33 < *any leads or clues about the thief, please let detective oliveclaws know!* :33 < *meanwhile she will pace and pawnder around her block thinking about suspects*
KUDOS! ❤︎
:33 < *the oh so smart purrivate eye couldnt help but notice a passerby admire her detective work!* :33 < *this kind maiden gets a little tip of her detective furdora* :33 < *good morrow citizen! any problems or meowsteries to solve please let the smartest kittycat in all the land know* (:33 < oh oh oh also) (:33 < ooc a furdora is a fedora but i skinned a beast alive to make it lol) (:33 < this is not necessary detail but i like this on my character, h33h33 X33)
:33 < *the smarty smart kitty detective lets out a gasp and drops her bubble pipe!* :33 < *the crimeownal always returns to the scene of the crime!* :33 < *what is your motive for stealing that chalice?! that is only for the cutest of cute cats! she says wagging a paw accusingly at you*
the beautiful citizen gives a little curtsy as the private eye tips her fedora yes i will let you know right away if i have anything that needs solved! my hair is a beautiful raven color with a bright streak of red in the front i have a mysterious but almost wise aura about me times have been tough but i wont let that get me down even after i caught my matesprit cheating on me with another man i persevere should i say purrsevere
OH SHIT. UH. BECAUSE I, UH, HEARTS CLAWXCARS, AM AN AGENT OF THE DOGS OR SOMETHIN. THE PUPPY PRINCE OF... PAWNEE, INDIANA DEMANDS THAT I TAKE THE CHALICE FER HIM OR SOMETHIN. GONNA GET LOADED WITH THE AMOUNT OF DOGBLOONS HE'S GONNA GIVE ME. HEHE.
(XDD < CLAWXcars, rawrflmao!!!) (:33 < ok you are sooo good with the kittycat puns did anyone ever tell you??) :33 < *of course! you barkbeast mutts just want the power of adorability all for yourself* :33 < *once i let the chief know about your transgressions, you will be charged and jailed scratchpost-haste!!* :33 < *count your days, she says in a very cool voice that would make you stand back and realize you messed with the wrong detective*
SO YOU AIN'T ARRESTIN' ME. SO, I CAN JUST LEAVE? HEHEH. SEE YA SUCKERS I SAY IN A LOUD ABRASIVE BUT COOL AND INTIMIDATING WAY AND, I DUNNO, HOP ON MY SCOOTER.
(XDD < lolll!! PURRsevere!!) (:33 < its like persevere but NOT!!! oh my gosh my sides) :33 < *so first of all the great oliveclaws notices you are a beautiful dashing dame* :33 < *no doubt an upstanding socialite in this goshforsaken town full of crime and clawlamity* :33 < *i am sooo sorry to hear about your matesprit issues mam!* :33 < *she even takes off her furdora in solidarity to you* :33 < *should any villainous vermin give you trouble, please do not hesitate to contact me* :33 < *no rascal should make a maiden as pure of heart as you pumperbroken :((*
:33 < oh wait damn it XII :33 < *i mean oh shoot, she says throwing her paws in the air!!* :33 < *the criminal may have gotten away with it this time, but shes fast and a great huntress!* :33 < *may the thief sl33p with one eye open as she goes asearching for you*