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An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
If there is 9ne g99d thing I can say a69ut this we6site, it is that I have never 6ef9re seen s9 much variance am9ng a p9pulati9n. 9etween species, caste, and even universe, we truly are a diverse cr9wd. It's refreshing.
B33 < should we hold out fur him til the morning light or

SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.

YUCKING YOUR YUM!!

Doubt.
Perhaps My Ultimate Delay And Subsequent Nonarrival Was For The Best #EridanWeek
could go for a burger #cravingmeats #bigjuicymeats
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter
I was and still am the 8est FLARPER ever.
OKAY. I WIN. YOu CAN ALL FuCK OFF NOW. NO LANDS LEFT TO CONQuER. CALIBORN'S FLAG. IS ALREADY PLANTED. FIRMLY. HEAVED IN ITS HEFT. ASTRIDE THE ASSHOLE. OF MY OWN ASS TERRITORY. KuLT? KuLL? TRY THE MARK OF THE BEAST. https://i.imgur.com/uWnupqO.png

In the Crockercorp HQ test kitchen trying to be nice about the recipe I am ABSOLUTELY rejecting later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d09195f5621f.png
SO YOU AIN'T ARRESTIN' ME. SO, I CAN JUST LEAVE? HEHEH. SEE YA SUCKERS I SAY IN A LOUD ABRASIVE BUT COOL AND INTIMIDATING WAY AND, I DUNNO, HOP ON MY SCOOTER.
OH SHIT. UH. BECAUSE I, UH, HEARTS CLAWXCARS, AM AN AGENT OF THE DOGS OR SOMETHIN. THE PUPPY PRINCE OF... PAWNEE, INDIANA DEMANDS THAT I TAKE THE CHALICE FER HIM OR SOMETHIN. GONNA GET LOADED WITH THE AMOUNT OF DOGBLOONS HE'S GONNA GIVE ME. HEHE.
)(e)(e)(e! A)(em... *T)(e adorable critter lig)(ts up in rainbow colors because it loves pats!*

KUDOS! ❤︎

Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
B33 < your reasoning is flawless as ever B33 < but maybe its also due to the fact that cats will sl33p for 16h a day
A Cerulean goes to the*r Ophthalmolog*st to get the*r v*s*on graded. The Ophthalmolog*st nods and says to them, "Eye - C, Eye - C, Eye - C".
POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana
#eridanwweek is ovver haha you wwish aprils fools assholes
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Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
Fruit Gsuher (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(^・⩊・^) < LOVE AND KISSES!!!!!!! HTTPS://MEDIA.GIPHY.COM/MEDIA/V1.Y2LKPTC5MGI3NJEXCTHNATQ1MDE0ZMV2ZHGWNDDOCGK3DWF5EWXLZGXSA2NJDW1IDZR1YYZLCD12MV9NAWZZX3NLYXJJACZJDD1N/MDJ9IBXXVDUQM/GIPHY.GIF
"3R1D4N W33K" TH1S 4ND "3R1D4N W33K" TH4T. 1 WOULD SUGG3ST 4 "G3T B1TCH3S" W33K BUT MOST OF YOU WOULD B3 UN4BL3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3
We see your Chitts, we know You're Not Okay / You're not o-fucking-kay We'll carry on. And we'll see you at #eridanweek. https://i.imgur.com/lzhKQEQ.png
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png

Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
#eridanwweek day twwo is in full swwing come dowwn to my booth for some bbq i got ice cold grubburgers sittin on a unlit grill along wwith some icy grubdogs get em before theyre gone
I'ma leavve the door open, girl (I'ma leavve the door open) (Hopin') that you feel the wway I feel And you wwant me like I wwant you tonight, baby Tell me that you're comin' through (Come on, girl)
#imcummin 2 #eridanweek ;o) b there or b square
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On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.

Wow bro you have such a way with words which is to say you sure have typed many of them.
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Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
yOU KNOW,,, i DON'T EVEN KNOW, hOW TO PLAY SOCCER, aCTUALLY, i MEAN, i KNOW THE IDEA OF, KICKING, a BALL, iNTO THINGS, bUT i BET THERE ARE, rULES AND FANCY WORDS, aND ALL SORTS OF, tHINGS, aND, i CAN'T BE, a COACH WITHOUT KNOWING, aLL THAT, sO, i THINK, i AM GOING TO GO FIND, mY LIBRARY, mAYBE, tO READ UP, oN THESE THINGS, tHOUGH, iF ANYONE ELSE, hAS ANY IDEAS, oR HOT, gAMER TIPS AND TRICKS, tHAT i SHOULD KNOW FOR, tHIS ESOTERIC GAME OF, sOCCER, pLEASE, lET ME KNOW, pLEASE,

No good deed goes unpunished, I fear!!

Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
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This and many more offerings will be available. We eagerly await hosting you, Ms. Leijon.
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
8-> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! GET INVESTED AND MAKE SOME INVESTMENTS!
Argh mgh ghghghghghg!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/BpDZO-tPGYwAAAAd/cat.gif
ooohhhh. that's what that means. i gets it now!

To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I jutht can't put it down
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
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round 4 of the wizard tournament and the last round before we enter the semifinals! felixarius the wizard-cat versus snorticus the elongated. its cats vs dogs! which of our furry friends will make it into the semifinals to face off against gandalf big naturals? please cast your votes. #wizard #wizardtournament https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/72c26a3f8cc5e2a90ad1a324520704bf/ffe6648a0e3d2ee7-29/s640x960/9415740f14c648cff5ae5673fbf6cf30714c42e5.jpg
I DON'T THINK IT'S WRONG TO TALK ABOUT SEX OR BE HORNY ON MAIN OR WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING TO WANT SOMETHING THAT BADLY IN PUBLIC. #NSFW
Oh don't worry my dear sweet Nepeta that pun was fully intentional! But I must be sparing you see. Tactful. Otherwise my sense of mystique would be ruined! I am not like you my darling you are a dear precious girl whose catpuns are integral to portraying your inner adorableness, purr purr.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg

✿ wha𖧧 k𖥧nd d𖥧d y❦u p𖥧ck, 𖥧 w𖥧sh 𖧧❦ kn❦w ✿
BOLD WORDS FROM 4 GUY WHOS3 1CON H4S POT3NT NOT3S OF G33K1SM

Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg

Thank heavens to betsy we have a banner feature now. I can handily display everything thats most important to me!
PINNED CHITT AWEWT !!! X3 hewwo evewybody !!! this is twagan sewehn hewe !!! twagan wuvs making cute cwothes and yummy sweet tweats !!! yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pwease check out twagans onwine stowe fow gweat deaws on pwemium items !!! X3 https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png
#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
..maybe nO One gO tO the park near the lusus rehab/l/tat/On center unt/l / can get s/r pOkes a lOt Out Of here #qu/ncypark https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/83913c981060.png
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
well at least lyra /s be/ng gOOd. dOnt knOw where she gOt a h/ghblOOds balls thOugh... https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/19073654871e.png
Good morning. #Coffee #MyCoffee #FolgersCoded https://i.postimg.cc/kXZKYWmH/IMG-5921.jpg
Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.
By Some Errant Way Of The Caverns Committee I Am To Start Collecting Recommended Grub Names For New Parents And Other Custodial Figures And Dispensing Them For Use By The General Public
Do not give up. There are opportunities for hope everywhere. To experience bad times is to acknowledge the happiness that came before and will come after.
Nothing Ever Bodes Well Anymore https://i.postimg.cc/8kmsfh05/img-8230.jpg
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
3833 < Bwaa > https://i.pinimg.com/474x/04/ce/8b/04ce8b69f350e687ef7749ff13b77730.jpg
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!
"NO OR1G1N4L CH1TTS Y3T" TH1S D3SP3R4T3 S1T3 S4YS, D3SP3R4T3LY, L1K3 TH3 SUPPOS3D D3SP3R4T3 QU4DR4NTM4T3 WHO 1S #D3SP3R4T3 FOR YOU (TH3 P3RSON R34D1NG TH1S!) TO T4K3 YOUR F1RST 4BLUT1ON 4FT3R 4 P3R1G33 #TYP1C4L
Mm, I worry that I might become addicted to such a feeling if I were to try it out too often.
Very nice. I have my natural shell, but I can't say I've tried metal claws before.
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png

... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
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people love larping as djs whats up with that

Its hard to be scuffed about my generous donations to consorts without grillz when i just saw mrs lizardbeth and her young hatchling sporting a handsome set of chompers.
best worms out there gotta be: mud worm giant earthworm common earthworm greenhouse worm
why is spade runnin around making us all hear about his slick anyway #grossman #keepthatshittoyourself #nsfw
cutie pay alertttttt https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-03-26_175503734.png
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
It’s so nice out today…I can’t wait to go for a Stroll. (>u<)






































































