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E. Ampora

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"oderint dum metuant"

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-- Super Quick Intro Post !! -- --- Eridan's complete lore is still shaping up like clay, so at the moment there's not a lot of tidbits! It's very safe to assume this is a No-Game AU with species intermingling on some planet that could potentially be Earth or similar to Earth (space travel is real). Uses any pronouns, mainly and preferably he/him, is more than ok with they/them & she/her and is AFAB. --- * Please note - I'm here for a good time and do block liberally if I feel like I need to. This is not personal towards anyone, this is for me only. * All of the art that I'll post is either commissioned by me or drawn by me, I'll post credit where credit is due for the commissioned pieces, but please do not use or save those images, thank you! * Eridan's DMs are open 24/7, bother that fucking fish, he deserves no peace !! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3edec6e750a.png - artist: mintofhtagn on tumblr

admittedly the aftermath of #eridanweek is more hilarious than anythin upset i missed it out but glad i did at the same time based on the uh troll bruno mars dyin again apparently multiple marriages somethin somethin freakzone or wwhatevver

-- Super Quick Intro Post !! -- --- Eridan's complete lore is still shaping up like clay, so at the moment there's not a lot of tidbits! It's very safe to assume this is a No-Game AU with species intermingling on some planet that could potentially be Earth or similar to Earth (space travel is real). Uses any pronouns, mainly and preferably he/him, is more than ok with they/them & she/her and is AFAB. --- * Please note - I'm here for a good time and do block liberally if I feel like I need to. This is not personal towards anyone, this is for me only. * All of the art that I'll post is either commissioned by me or drawn by me, I'll post credit where credit is due for the commissioned pieces, but please do not use or save those images, thank you! * Eridan's DMs are open 24/7, bother that fucking fish, he deserves no peace !! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3edec6e750a.png - artist: mintofhtagn on tumblr

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wwhy are wwe sharin heights

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⚓< lack of internet safety, idk >

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thats my initial thought actually hence my confusion anywways howw tall are you in smoot

⚓< no idea what a smoot is, but tall enough in smoot >

Wordle 1,750 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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did i wwin

i think some humans should not be allowwed to havve social media but generally thats my opinion

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Good thing nobody a2k3d

unfortunate that no one asked its a good opinion actually maybe a fact

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I Mean, You Did Say ‘some’.

I need to immortalize this someψhere. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311431599445245952/1489741179091423374/image.png?ex=69d18517&is=69d03397&hm=3beada55d7f2e33939cfca5ea884cdbe21a207300c3dd0cb46f794bd0f3d275f&

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

That thing is smaller than the life-line mark on the palm.

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It's so tiny. I love it so much. it's almost smaller than the hook

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️it is a literal honor to have made someone of such status and rapport and also superiority happy.↘️ ↗️THIS IS A WIN.↗️

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

Not 8eginning to point out how enhanced the degree of magnific8tion is used to photograph it.

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I have never seen a smaller fish, I'm more impressed he caught exactly just that one.

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An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.

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my advvice for fishin is dont hook yourself wwith the rod and dont be near the explosivve wwhen you throww it in the wwater #fishingfriday

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since wwere sharin bait collection https://d2v1xobx8qu3lm.cloudfront.net/media/mageplaza/blog/post/f/r/freshwater-fishing-bait-blog_1.jpg

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Woah, that's one hell of a collection, sick dude

yes yes i am highly awware a the amazin collection i got it aint amazin for no reason after all i got more but these are the standard ones

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Wow, you must be an expert at fishing, I might have to depend on you for some pointers if I can't get a bite

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5475b87c7b00.png Got my assortment for #fishingfriday ready

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#fishingfriday

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guess i gotta start puttin annual fishin friday trips on my schedule

i just fuckin got here wwhat do you mean places already crashin

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DEV IS PREPARING. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY. AND ALL THAT.

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DO I BLAME YOU OR THE HORSE

@climaxJump[CJ]

this aint helpin a tad the hell am i wwaitin for wwhen it shouldvve been stable already absolute bull

horse the answwers alwways the horse

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FOR UNTIL IT IS READY, OF COURSE. DO YOU EVEN 2HU?

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I DON'T KNOW AS MUCH AS I LOATHE THE HORSE THEY HAVE BEEN HERE FOR SOME TIME AND NOT ONCE HAS THE SERVER CRASHED. NOW YOU DRAG YOURSELF FROM THE BRINY DEEP AND SPILL WATER EVERYWHERE AND SUDDENLY THE SITE GLITCHES OUT.

@climaxJump[CJ]

do i fuckin wwhat

sorry for decidin that some coolin fresh salty seas wwould help run this place a bit better wwoe is me for tryin to be so kind in allowwin others to wwitness my glorious me aint my fault at all for this sites shit if it decides to tremble in my presence though appreciated

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SORRY AMPORA YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SECOND PLACE AMONG SEADWELLERS, FRESHLY HATCHED ONTO THE SITE AND YOU NEVER HAD A SHOT, YOU MAY AS WELL CULL YOURSELF NOW

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