Roro Lalonde
@tipsyGalactica
hey its me the ro lal he/they multiversal diva n exhausted cat parent ill also post pics sumtimes (NSFW warnin)
โShould my offspring remember me long after I have departed this plane, I would pray it is not as an oracle enthroned above their fate, nor as one of those pitiful sages who mistake cold calculations for wisdom. Authority is among the frailest forms of devotion, and it survives only so long as fear remains to preserve it. No - let me instead be remembered as one would the warmth of a hearth long abandoned. A presence not always consciously, nor perfectly clear, but in which lies the certainty that somewhere in the architecture of oneโs soul there once existed a place where becoming oneself was permitted without punishment. There are magicks capable of preserving the body against rot, the voice against silence, even the mind against the mercies of time. I have studied many of them, yet none have struck me as particularly noble pursuits. The true ambition of parenthood ought not be eternal vigilance or immortality through legacy, for legacy is merely vanity wearing ceremonial robes. Rather, it is the thankless and infinitely more difficult miracle that oneโs spawn continues, even after your extinction, to seek delight in the world unashamedly. To leave behind a soul ever so capable of joy. This alone seems to me a form of magick worthy of reverence. Anything beyond it is merely another frightened scholar bargaining poorly with oblivion.โ - Calmasis the Redeemed, from Complacency of the Learned by Rosalia E. Lalonde nunca te ouvidarรฉ, mamรก
daily #wizard is back https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/508f8fafba3a.jpg
TH1S F33LS L1K3 MOST STOR13S 1 H34R OF HUM4N SC13NC3 T34CH3RS.
(Al)Chemical wizardry.
i never had human teachers growin up but it does look p much like that in breakin bad idk
NO TH4T SOUNDS R1GHT
evil me woul prolly be that alt who banged cronus #ilygurl #butdamn
This is a reasonable explanation for about every version of anyone who chose to sleep with him if you ask me.
ik but it hits rly friggin hard when its another u doin it yk??
Oh believe me I learned of this whole situation just the other night, I still have not emotionally nor mentally recovered.
not u, she banged the evil cronus
oh good, right. look chief as long as it vwasnt me im all good
#davedoodlesandotherart #nsfw ish count dirkula https://i.ibb.co/NdHy5CgT/20260529-093056.jpg
dayum, idk how this guy can make everything sound so friggin kinky, but its almost impressive #dashwatching #vague #nsfw ?
And everyone over here should be reminded of how fantastic Legally Blonde is. Elle Woods is truly what all legislacerators should aspire to be like.
LITERALYL MY 2ND FAVE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
Also my second favourite movie!! What is your first favourite, then?
its hard 2 pick a definitive, but ig id have 2 go w the craft whats yours?
Yesssss.
from the same formula used 2 create the voidstrap, the voidbrator has been brought into the material plane #nsfw
:33< how meowch mew want fur one?
i dont do it 4 the money peta ;) gimme an hour n ill hook u up w one of these bad boys
:33< hell yeah roro mew know how to treat a kitty!
It is absolute divinity.
TH4TS. HMN.
#nowplaying #nsfw its a cravin not a crush https://open.spotify.com/track/629DixmZGHc7ILtEntuiWE?si=1e17c02d1f9d41e1
u liked that one?
Yes!
#nowplaying #nsfw #hornyposting you want me on my knees 2 pray or to play some other pleasin role never wonder where i must have learned it all https://open.spotify.com/track/58VTP6KnZs12PcAj5rMJ4W?si=5da4e8e2a0af4027
How provocative.
listen sometimes a guy just has 2 post abt wantin some1 in a carnal n poetic way it happens
I know it all too well. Intimately one might say.
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/4lHTUKJSuhY2dxPqE2Nu46?si=3b3b97ed18ea49a4_xx
#yearning 4 my own emoboy
had 2 drikns n now im makin myslelf sad w my own thoughts myself* #substance
HOw come?
Yet the rain benefits the flower. You will be doted on and taken care of.
Daily Tarot Card. Six of Cups. Innocence and guidance. You are being called to listen to wise council, a nurturing presence in your life, for they will guide you towards the right path and provide good advice. #DailyTarotCard
i set my page of coins and five of wands and end my turn. your move.
I play The Tower and decimate the entire field.
Wonderful playing with you.
I can sense it.
A keen eye you have.
hals stuck in the roomba again
Should I be concerned that my own just started automatically cleaning my house? Am I being observed?
if there aint no strider ai on the loose near u, id guess ur roomba is simply possessed
we should leave him in there 4 a couple days
I'm sorry. Can you send pics?
mfer is chasin my cats around the house https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9f286e8ebc5.png
Wait They are doing gods work then. Keep going Hal.
L3T 1T OUT
Possession I can handle.
daily #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e98e9a0c3.jpg
self respect is in such short supply these days #dashwatching
Isn't it.
:33< im sorry fur being purrt of the purroblem roro :((
gurl compared 2 some of the shit im seein, ur absolutely fine
its a societal issue rly
:33< ... i have to get worse its the only way
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
how much for the pplushie
hello would you sell the plushie or no
dms are open arigatou
ohhh my god. that's so good. also- wait. hang on. THE PICTURE??? HI?! movie night was so fun!!!
gurl thats my favorite plushie i cant jus sell it
This is fascinating. Imagine me with vintage opera glasses watching ever so intently.
yk id put on a show 4 ur eyes only if u asked
I only say please for you.
im sure glad my plushies arent sentient theyd b so effin traumatized by the shit i had them witness #suggestive
:33< dont i know it roro
man, i rly should start workin out huh... #dashwatching #suggestive
Feeling inspired?
u could say that.......
#nowplaying #suggestive i wont deny, ive got in my mind now all the things i would do so i try to talk refined, for fear that u find out how im imaginin you https://open.spotify.com/track/29bXfCo3mQVzohwPJXohaU?si=jghi0nAJR1yMjsT4LnJY9Q
this song makes me feel like a recently widowed alpha catching the scent of an omega whos pheromones are eerily similar to my late omegas and the guilt of my rut is making it hard to deny my own primal instincts (tags: The Rankmaid/Omega, #nsfw, #abo, maybe hozier is my omega, omega!hozier, archiev rating: M)
n the alpha guy clearly doesnt hav the best of intentions in this case, tryin 2 sweet talk this poor omega in2 doin somethin they mite regret aftr all theres no replacin the departed spouse 4 this guy, rly, only lust...#nsfw #abo
bonus #wizard post!!!!!!!! ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bab92c8bd961.jpg
the aforementioned tiddy (+ bulge) repost ๐๐ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/190ac99dacd6.png
yeha no ii know who2e bulge that ii2 ii demand another photo thii2 wa2 a complete 2cam nowhere diid you mentiion amporan fla2hbang
What a stunning display. ๐คโ ๏ธ
ok no ig thats fair i shoulda issued an #amporawarning
ghooogh.
i always get a lil embarrassed whenevr ppl who know me irl sees one of those pics.......
i'm sorry! you look gorgeous if it's any consolation.
aw shucks ><