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iffffff someone wants to hang out with me at #fightnight im there >X3
sandwichhhned between two seadwellers getting flipped and pailed by bothhhn of thhhnem, call thhhnat a uhhhhhnhhhnhhhn tuhhna casserole #nsfw
brogina, guyhole.
yeah, im #queer. not only am i only attracted to wvomen #notgay but im also panhemosexual (attracted to all blood colors)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as wvell try to get awvay vwith it. so vwhats her deal? paper tiger. terezis lowve to fight and they lovwe to lose. theyll talk a big game, but lay on the right compliments, the right insults, and shell be svweating. put a hand on her shoulder, her hip, maybe shell try to push you off, but dont let her. the thing about games is that they havwe rules, right? follovw the rules up until itll only take one good rule break to get you the vwin. after that, the wvorld is your oyster. or, wvell, terezi is your toy. trunkbeast in the room, terezis fuckin lowve to smell and lick stuff. ewven if she wverent blind im sure she vwould, but they say havwing one scent gone makes the other stronger. wvalk up wvith a good musk going and she might just go right into heat. tell her theyre your pheromones or something, tell her that she doesnt havwe a chance of fighting em off. shell probably still try, but vwhat youre doing here is essentially giwving her permission to lose, to givwe in. shes got a lotta pride, it might mess vwith her self-image to just giwve up of her owvn accord. offload that responsibility onto something she "cant control" and shelll givwe you a big ol dopey smile as she vwraps her arms around you and says she lowves you. nowv ewven if she aint into the vwhole scentplay biz, shell definitely be an oral addict. she can do some freaky ass things vwith that tongue. if youwve got a terezi vwhos being a bit of a brat, put her on her knees and showve her face up against the crotch of your pants and shell start babbling. get her to giwve you a proper taste and shell be hooked. you gotta get her owverstimulated enough her pan shorts out, she thinks too damn much. special shoutout to the maid cafe rezi by the wvay, real svweetheart. dont try anything though, shes my gal for novw. guess that reminds me, shes sorta the "tomboy" of the alternian trolls, for wvhatewver that means. makes it a lotta fun to dress her up all cute, shell usually get embarrassed about it. shes a smart gal and used to analyzing ewverything, you need to get her to the state wvhere shes thinking wvith her emotions, thats vwhere youll get vwhat you wvant outta her. and dont expect her to start behawving after just one good night either, theyre pretty good at playing into roles wvhen they vwanna, but then theyll laugh it off the next night. infuriating, but wve all play hard to get for a reason. the ratings: bod: i really dont knowv vwhere the #pyrump thing started, but it holds true. like yeah, vwe hawve the occasional toothpick, but otherwvise its fat asses as far as the eye can see, and i can see pretty damn far. from there its usually either pear shaped, or ovwerall short and chubby. slimthicc is uncommon here, but not unheard of. 9/10 wvariety: you can play all sorts of games wvith terezis. sure theres the musk stuff, the pheromones game, but theres regular dominance, picking at her relationship vwith her friends, taking adwvantage of her blindness, dress-up, you can do all sorts wvith this kinky broad. 10/10 ease: she wvants it but also vwants you to wvork for it. push hard enough and shell crumble, but you do gotta push. 7.5/10 personality: this is gonna be controwversial i think, but i lovwe her. shes obnoxious as hell and has an annoying vwoice, but it just makes her that much more fun to shut up. shes also the highest you can get and still feasibly say you havwe a highblood fetish, so thats fun to vwork vwith. she might make fun of you the vwhole time, but terezis are entertaining as hell 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. vwhat a wvoman. loads of approaches, loads of awvenues, loads of potential. she cant evwen wvhine because shes a seer, she knovws vwhats coming wvhen i roll up. if any terezis wvanna hear some more in depth stuff, hit up my dms, yeah?~
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omg i have no idea what to wear to the masquerade party. i think i'll need to put something together myself
yeah i vwas put into the hyperbolic time black hole but i got better, see my prewvious posts to hear about my #trauma and my subsequent #grovwth
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
yknowv i respect the vwork you put into this. still not gonna do a chapter on you though
throwvingng palmhsuk oyt wvindowv
aeneascaldarium [ac]s palmhusk exploded.
hey dont wvorry about it, im only into vwomen
look me in the milky wvhite ghost eyes. im gripping your shoulders. im being entirely serious, no joke, alright? enough times that ivwe newver bothered to count it.
aeneascaldarium [ac]s computer exploded!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil booze on both sides nevwer hurt anyone. just pace yourself, she has a higher tolerance than you do, i promise. first thing you gotta knowv about roxys (roxies?) is theyre hard to read. almost impossible for a novwice, still nigh impossible for a master like me. evwen if you knovw wvhat to expect, theyre tough nuts to crack. wvhat i look for is the eyes. wvindovws to the soul, they say. hers are fenestrated planes. theres nothing behind em. its in the specific kinda nothing that you figure her out. if her smile reaches her ears, theres a shine in her eyes, and the nothing is paper thin, like howv youd say "nothing up my sleewve," then youvwe got the party gal roxy. blonde, pink, lovwes to drink, lovwes to shake her ass for attention. the only vword for it is, and i dont throwv this around lightly, is bimbo. youre dealing wvith a bimbo here. she probably has lusus issues still, if youre into that sorta thing, but youre not gonna havwe a problem vwith her. she vwants to go to makeout point vwith you. shes interested in your xenobiology. shes tvwirling her hair around her finger and giggling at all your jokes. if you cant bag her, its on you. novw, if the nothing behind her eyes is impenetrable and fathomless and beautiful and twvinkling vwith motes of light like the night sky, then dont wvorry. youwve still got a chance. if anything, i enjoy these ones more, youwve got more of a challenge. so yeah, the booze stuff vworks, but still isnt necessary. half the time these ones are still into you, youwve just gotta reel her in. if youre real lucky shell be funny, shell take your flirting in stride and maybe evwen take you off guard wvith her ovwn zingers. this is great, you find a rox like this, let her do vwhatevwer she wvants to you. i prefer being in control in the sack, but ill givwe it up for one of these any night. otherwvise, you gotta pick avway at her. shes lonely. isolated. got lusus issues like crazy. present yourself as a pillar of stability and shell gravwitate to you. seems like they missed out on wvigglerhood, so do wvhat you can to giwve that back to her. make her feel small, needy, dependent. tease her, blowv lil mistakes outta proportion, but alwvays keep on a smile and alwvays act nice enough. wvere not trying to get her to cry, vwere trying to get her in the mood to snuggle up under some blankets and eat chocolate. except, youre here as a substitute for all that comfort. make her feel vwanted wvhile reminding her of all the vways shes not by her pals. you do this right youll havwe her clinging to your arm like a life preservwer. if you get her in the mood and she vwants to take control, you can givwe it, but i prefer to keep her under my thumb. i aint into the wvhole daddy thing really, but this is the type of gal wvho practically needs it. act like a lusus figure, make it so she dont hawve to stress or vworry about anything else, and hold her close. all else fails, just get her vwasted i guess. oh yeah, i should mention the older wversion of her too. mom lalonde, roxanne, vwhatevwer you vwanna call her. all the same stuff pretty much applies, you might find a dommy mommy type i guess. shes more likely to come already buzzed, and shes obwviously gonna hawve those milf curwves, so shes alwvays a delight to see. rating time bod: immediate points for being a blonde. theres some wvariance here, but rox is maybe the most likely gal to get the slimthicc look i lowve. i see some pear shaped too i feel. 9/10 if only because the vwalley girl cheerleader look is almost ovwerdone wvariety: roxys end up running together a bit for me, but i gotta giwve credit to the fun ones. i lowve a gal vwho can banter, vwho knowvs vwhat she wvants (me), and can dish it out as vwell as she takes it. 9/10 ease: either its triwvial, or she wvants it butll make you vwork a bit for it. find a roxy and shell put out. 10/10 personality: if youre in a vwalley girl mood, nine times outta ten shell giwve it to you. otherwvise, shes funny as hell. 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. i really wvanna giwve full marks here, but theres just so many of her out there, makes it hard to vweed through em all. one of my absolute favworite babes though, i could nevwer get enough of my blondies <3
H E L L Y E S.
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
https://i.postimg.cc/gcSzpBDN/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-12-175651-brantsteele-com.png had to get real pics for mr prez and peanut heres the roster pldace yo bets now
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
We can Share if you don't mind a Nom or Two!!!
it suits y0u though. n0t traditionally pr0porti0ned but soft and g0oey and made for grabbing h0wever much you can. what the fuck am i saying this is a weird day
c< aigHt, plaNs 4 2NigHt! ya girl gOtta get fucKed, fucKed up aNd taKe a Nap Or sOMetHiNg #Nsfw #substaNce >c
What a wild event #fightnight has been! Good work @aspiringPessimist and @pulchritudePowerhouse on a real Knock Out tie!
good news! just made the best sandwich i've ever constructed. better news: got my favorite chips.
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if piss aint stored in the globes wwhy do they throb so nicely wwhen i hold it in too long #nsfww
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BRIICK!! http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/b8b45569ad55..png
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
how many times should i kiss kitty on his tiny baby head...... how many times #MayhapsThousands
concept: running your hands over the soft feathers of your benevolent cherubim matesprits wings, watching them shutter and squirm beneath you "you need to be careful... if i get too excited... it could be..." they trail off, sharp claws grinding up over your neck to hold your cheeks affectionately the danger excites you theyve told you before how strange it is to feel such deep affection for something and how frightening it is knowing how easy it would be to hurt you to hurt everyone "i know you wont hurt me" you murmur they stare up at you with a needy expression "kiss me" (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Reader/Cherub Matsprit, #rankworks, Troll/Cherub, flushfic, i could never hurt you, size difference, power scaling difference, redrom, power imbalance, wingplay, cherubplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
baby please i got you this to showv my dewvotion to you @trendygnostalgic [attached is a picture of cronus hunched ovwer, pulling up his shirt and tugging his pants dowvn just a bit to shovw off a tattoo on his lowver back. it reads "roxie" in flovwery text, wvith a y before the "ie" thats been clumsily cowvered up. there are simple flowvers on either side. big michael is squatting next to cronus, giwving the camera a thumbs up. he is smoking 5 cigarettes and 2 cigars all at once.] #nsfvw #substances
LET IT BE KNOWN. I QuITE LIKE BALD WHITE PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S A PROBLEMATIC OPINION TO HAVE. IN TODAY'S BIZARRO WORLD. HATEFuL. AND REVERSE BIGOTED CLIMATE. BuT EVERY TIME @docScratch OR @doctorScratch OR @scratchDoc OR @onescratchOfmany OR @scratchDoctor SHOWS uP IN MY MENTIONS. IT REMINDS ME THAT NOT EVERYONE IS WORTH DECAPITATING AND SKuLLFuCKING TO ENDLESS PuRGATORY STYLE OBLIVION AND POST MORTEM TORTuRE. SOME. WILL BE SPARED. #NSFW #I-THINK #DOES-SKuLLFuCKING-COuNT #NSFW-AT-ANY-COMPANY-I-REFuSE-TO-WORK-AT
C:~ Some time ago one particularly nosy individual of my spawns suggested that I make illustrations for my autobiography. Here's Barbarian, Saboteur and Lovelace. I think it's clear why I decided to abandon this idea.< https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/Illustration.png<
evweryones out here just publicly admitting they think about me wvay more than i ewver think about them. and im the desperate one, okay
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blocked one a my alts for lyric postin that delectable lil blonde meatball sabrina carpenter like wwould but that shit is embarrassin stream neofolk or somethin
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WHY WOULD A PARTICULAR KITTY BITCH STRIDER SLUT BLOCK ME? IT'S OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED WHO IS IT'S OVERLORD. OBVIOUSLY. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/276b014b7884.png
[I am not lying at all. I really am eight feet tall. I could be shorter or taller if I so choose. Do you require evidence?]
[Are we all posting height? I'm currently eight feet tall. Or 2.4384 meters.]
If I saw this, you have to too. https://i.imgur.com/y8o352n.png
im agreeing wvith you, yeah
i am all tuckered out after vvanquishin the beguilin wwhores in my replies your vvictor desires a wwarm lap an tummy rubs from a beautiful vvirgin
dont piss me off or ill feed your nudes to ai #nsfww
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
people are alwways askin me eridan howw do you havve such great skin an the answwer is undoubtedly genmat retention i used to be just like you chumps i suffered from t zone acne since i wwas six but that all changed wwhen i started edgin our ancestors all practiced genmat retention wwhich is wwhy they rocked swweet beards men theres a reason soyciety gatekeeps this ancient praxis from us read all about it on my substack @ substack.com/caligulaAscendit an consider subbin for more alpha lifestyle tips to help YOU escape the matrix #nsfww #alpha
tmi means tell me immediately far as im concherned so spill the tea
you are not at all coming (haha cum) off like youre trying to not be horny blondie
i get that a lot
you vwant me
it aint my fault that wvizards are cringe, get off my dick and. wait, no, hold on #nsfwv
she bounce on my bone bulge until goop comes out of it #nsfvw