♦ pitied by @tipsyGalactica
oh good, right. look chief as long as it vwasnt me im all good
OK4Y TH4NK YOU YOU G3T 1T
THIS EVIL SELF SHIT IS SO FUCKING STUPID, AS IF MOST OF US DIDN'T SPEND SO LONG TRAVERSING THE BUBBLES THAT WE'VE OUTRIGHT *MET* THE WORST VERSIONS OF OURSELVES. HELL, I'VE SEEN THE WORST VERSION OF MYSELF ON THIS PLATFORM! WHAT WOULD 'EVIL KARKAT' EVEN ENTAIL? NOT LIKING ROMCOMS ISN'T AN EVIL TRAIT IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS ABOUT SOME SOLID GOLD MEDIA THAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YOU INSIST ON POINTLESS PRIDE.
mixed feelings...
need a 2howwer before wwe 2tart.. giivve me a feww..
some of you #concern me tbh. but also its my fault for having eyes ig.
☤t’s been rather q⛎︎☤et ☤n the Complacency for some t☤me. ☤t’s a welcome change.
Okay. Momma’s headed to sleep. Zoning out isn’t well known for being the most restful. Gonna pop the heavy-duty sleep aids and everything. I’ll just push back the reopening of the clinic.
roxy confession: im scared of some of you especially the dawgz
Would you be able to recommend me some reputable avenues to buy one? As soon as possible would be most appreciated.
⊹₊˚{ it is literally so hard. to be me. };_;{ NONE OF YOU COULD UNDERST+ WHAT THIS IS LIKE!!!! #notfeelingvcullquettetonight };_;{ };_;{ };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Man who kn3w that lif3 b3ing aw32om3 would tak3 away all of th3 bang3r po2t id3a2 I had to po2t h3r3. Damn
because some of us got hit by the memories. without choosing to.
i've been going through it for half my life. most people can't begin to understand, even the sburb players have trouble with some of it.
would love to know when the ache stops. when i've said goodbye enough times. when i fit.
u rite but im stayin sober till the weekend but next taco tuseday? hell friggin yes!
i'm great.
im cool. its cool. its all cool.
I see we are in a rather antagonistic mood at the moment.
How provocative.
I have the distinct feeling that you may be lying. Should I put this to the test?
is it 2 erly fo a drink? rlly trynn guess dat #substance
I can't. It means I show weakness and fear them. Do you no what it's like for Ivory to be like "MOM STRONGER THEN DAD" or something similar all the time? It hurts my feelings :(
They actually got my ass with it one time and knocked me out for like two hours. They panicked and cried for the rest of the day but I think they realize I can take a hit so they are like "Oh okay lol."
The kids are debating if they can do the old anvil trick on me again. In front of me. I get no respect sometimes I swear.
X Roro is lying, you can’t have a hangover if you’re drunk so start pounding shots and get fucked up again #substance x
Is anyone aware of a hangover cure that actually has any effect? Throwing a bunch of gross shit together and hoping it takes away this blasted headache isnt something i have the patience for this morning i dont think. #substances technically i guess.
I Miss Her So Badly, I Actually Don't Know How Much Longer I Can Hold Myself Together She Was Everything To Me I Did Everything For And Around Her Why Did We Have To Break Up I Don't Care That She Cheated I Really Don't I Need Her Back She Was The Only Thing Keeping Me Sane. i Need A Smoke #vaugeposting #substance
heck yeah!!!! ive been trying to call her all night, im glad that shes in good feathers!!! especially if shes not coming home any time soon :|
I want to feel the actual love of a person Not in-system love I want to feel their arms around me, their lips on mine And the safety and security of another person that doesn't come from a delusional place of pretending to love myself I want to be loved, in a real meaningful way #vent #yearning
Sorry for the sad posts tonight I'll be normal tomorrow after I jork it and eat my feelings #nsfw
:33< ... i have to get worse its the only way
Thinking about men with big arms... This may be a sign to go to sleep, but I'd much rather rest in the embrace of a man with large arms... Ahem. Pardon me. My train of thought is on a loop. #Suggestive
hello can you post it now and not later
MADE THE MISTAKE OF BUYING A BAG OF SPINACH AS A PERSON WHO DOESN'T EAT THE SAME SHIT AS THEIR ROOMMATE. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MEAL FOR THE NEXT BLINK IS GOING TO BE SPINACH. WE ARE ON A 24/7 SPINACH LOCKDOWN. THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED I HAD LIKE EIGHT MEALS OFF OF IT AND STILL HAD HALF OF THE GRODY EMERALD MUSH ROT IN THE THERMAL HUSK. MY CONCEPTION OF WHAT MEALS REQUIRE SPINACH IS ALL TOO RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO 'WHAT MEALS COULD CONCEIVABLY INCLUDE SPINACH'? I AM CONSIDERING RECIPES NEVER BEFORE SEEN OUTSIDE OF THE REALMS OF VEGAN NEW MOTHER BLOGS. BY DAY 10 I IMAGINE I'LL FALL BACK ON EDUCATION FROM HISTORICALLY ACCURATE ANIMATED MOVIE 'THE LAND BEFORE TIME' AND JUST EAT THAT SHIT RAW.
I’d say “I should get a boyfriend” but for one of the same reasons I am not officially pitch with Hal, I should definitely not do that.
i'm sorry! you look gorgeous if it's any consolation.
ghooogh.
im tryin 2 be more helthy and cause im not cuttin alcohol out of my life and cant cook i decidsd to start hittin the gym i alredy regret this but only cause sum asshole that only bathes in axe keeps tryin 2 talk 2 me
I managed to get about a half hour of rest. At least its something!
Hi ro! Dont worry the watermelon doesnt go to waste.
yeha no ii know who2e bulge that ii2 ii demand another photo thii2 wa2 a complete 2cam nowhere diid you mentiion amporan fla2hbang
Yeah, alright. Fair enough. Using a smidgen of critical thinking for s sec, I'm pretty sure there's literally nothing else I'd hate more than someone digging all the way down to find what makes me tic, then posting it all for the wider world to see. So, thanks for the warning. And a solemn second-hand apology for having read that guy's shit.
From sucking dick?
Uggg)()()(, good afternoon. 3X( I overslept and now my pan )(urts.
then i need to normal post 8x harder than them
i will never give in to the horny posting my strider will power is too strong #nsfw?
hows slenderman doin considering jason was picked ove r him
i think bro is infecting me with his old fucking man joints cause my knee STILL HURTS
whoaa same last name do u think we're related :?
DROOLS..C4N 1 RUB 4LO3 4LL OV3R YOUR B4CK 4ND TH3N L1CK 1T.. #NSFW
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wow u rlly did it this time food reviewer karkat @carcinoGeneticist#4881
oh thats gore of my comfort character
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I am so hungry all ive really eaten today was a handful of strawberries!
I am already missing the Daily Tarot Card chits...
I have regrets, Mainly choosing to get through Tonight sober but here we are. #substance
stop procrastinatin man you owe me a fight
When I was a child, I would lift my arms to hug my mother, and she would take the opportunity to tickle me, because she found it funny and cute. Now when I hug people I merely bend at the elbows. This is by all definitions a trauma response to a cruel childhood commonality. Parents should consider the long lasting psychological impact of their actions more often.
You are downright critter-tier charming.
I wish I could enjoy wizard pussy like the masses. Alas, I am several consecutive therapeutic breakthroughs and at least two medications shy of such luxuries. #NSFW #Substance #Or #Rather #Substances #Two #To #Be #Precise
#nsfw #wizardpussy isnt hendered any1 can hav wizard pussy ur butthole can b wizard pussy if ur not a coward
i wwill lie you do not havve that shit on
i will kill mysefl if u call me a bimbo 4 this bein the somf of the day #cw-self-harm #JOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEpromy
WHAT THE FUQUE DO YOU MEAN ESCAPE ALIVE FUQUE FUQUEING SHIT
Hm! Well good luck if you try to control the population because my big ass isnt going anywhere! :)
Far too many Jakes around here. That sickly sort of green is going to make me nauseous if I see it one more time. Surely an extermination is bound to happen once the population reaches a concerning amount. They are invasive after all.
The only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back, nothing else matters. :)
methinks nobodie wanrs wants me </3
Update: Things are as suspected, gravely awkward. The food is good though. Dave and Roxy keep making excessive jokes to try and keep things light that only work to point out how weird things are. Karkat is oddly quiet and glaring at me. He must have told Kanaya he wouldn’t say anything. Mostly it’s weird. Dirk and John ‘couldn’t make it’ which presumably means they do not want to deal with the social interactions, and Jake has been MIA for about a month now. God, is this group a disaster.
#yearning because im SAD and SINGEL 💔 *single
im sorry bro you just have the aura of a beautiful bear that gets bent over crazy style by your government assigned twunk
B33 < nya yes B33 < purrfectly logical place to leave your bra last night deva B33 < on your fuckin desk under your headphones...
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https://i.postimg.cc/wvRqwT36/image-2026-05-21-045150429.png Something more personal for the late night, when most are asleep. She will never see this. She has no interest in this site. Our parting was mutual. When I was young, I latched onto her like anyone would latch to all they had. She was sweet. She was loving. She was interested. I will never doubt that what we had was genuine. But we were all we had. Once we got to Earth C, we realized we were together because of that. That wasn't fair to either of us. So we decided we would split, see if what we had was real or if we only had it because there were no other options. She is happy. I know she is. I regret it. (( #rosessketchbook ))
>+. BLOWJOB PLANS FOR THE NIGHT CANCELED, JAW HURTS .+< #nsfw
if i was gay i think id be in love with mr obama and if he isnt available then john i guess #homies
You don't know how tall my heels are under this dress. I might be wearing flats.
Aaand we're posting bulge length. Yeah. I don't know what else I expected. #NSFW content is not surprising here, yet it surprises me regardless. How foolish of me. Goodnight.
Anonymous querist: "i can still smell your perfume on my sheets" Much like a ghost, to have such sweet memories linger, is a gift. I believe this scent is cashmere, jasmine and lavender, is it not? Perhaps I shall reinvigorate it soon. #VaguePosting #Suggestive #Nsfw possible. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
i think half my friens hate me at this poitn idk what or rly if i should do anythin i think they kno i was lyin and that i actualy wanted 2 relapse anyways ive been sober 4 half the week so got 2 take the good w/ the bad u know? #substance
(( OOC I would just like a nap before i have to go to our chud job
BB beat the shit out of me but in turn I beat the shit out of him back. #violence just in case. :)
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TRANSFORM A MAN THIS IS JUST LIKE MY DAUGHTER
I do not remember posting about the clowns. Perhaps I have taken to sleep-chitting. This is a development I will be monitoring closely.
fuuuuck I just gam8led my neigh8ors wriggler away
period cramps lowkey make me wanna kill myself this is bidens america
I'm still getting misty, seeing all the various Roxies (and ex-Roxies) around. I know not all of you can be from my specific instance of the alpha timeline, but I hope you won't be bothered by my avarice in thinking of you all as my kids.
yeah i should have blocked him already that made my eyes hurt i'm. i'm gonna go cook something. any vriskas reading this if you want food tell me. there is a karmic debt going on now. jesus.
Believe me dear, trust in me.
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My vague post was spotted, oh dear.
You know I didn’t expect for The Writer to be male. I don’t know what says about me.
Oh, god, there's two more of her. This has to be some lotus eater shit. I'm going to scroll through her profile again and again and when I look up from my phone I'm going to be fifty years older. There's no way. Now, of all times?
You people don't understand I need to get him pregnant. #NSFW
And two users in a row bearing my name. Fae, perhaps? Suddenly very glad I only entered my first initial.
Okay, still thinking a8out the music night thing, and I'm getting hung up on nightly themes 8ecause one, there are so many genres and two, I want it to 8e alliter8ive. >::::(
I would like to apologize for the person I am about to become while in attendance of #RumbleInDaPumpkinPatch. The behavior will be repeated, but I am already experiencing shame and it has not even occurred yet. Gog bless.
Oh #imcoming alright.
Song so nice, you sent it twice.
Yep. My pops and mom were both alcoholics. For the longest time I avoided alcohol entirely. Now I just pop a beer every now and again with friends or by myself, grown comfortable enough to do that. I don't do craft brews though that's millenial shit.
all you got to do is showw up and myriad wwonders wwill be yours to enjoy
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ NEED a girl to choke me til 𝙸 blue screen @~,@
We keep getting more similar, huh.
Am Dunk Agin ,:/ #substance
I think that's enough of this site for today.
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GAMER DOWN i bunpd my elbow on the wall and it really hurt :(
Also, to whoever sent the chucklevoodoo question. If you happen to be brave enough to come forth privately, I am interested. #Suggestive
Sorry im acting strange, ive been trying to hold my ocean sized grief in the palm of my hand again. :) Hmmmm #mentalhealth probably!
I apologise. I don't believe I am in the correct state to be here for the rest of the day. I will return for the daily tarot card tomorrow.
Only the foulest of moods besets me on this day.
I may appreciate the macabre, but I am not a killer. That is a damaging stereotype.
Forgive my insolence.
hey so, does rope play hurt? askin for a friend... #nsfwv
I have awoken, much to my apathy.
AAlso aa heaadpaat aand aa cup of cocoaa, if it's not too much trouble
Daily Tarot Card will be exceptionally late today, I alologise in avdance
What do you mean this bar doesn't have pornstar martinjs? #substance
Wif e gome :( Am sade
Oh what i would do for the touch of another #suggestive #yearning
Obsession is a cute look on you @caligvlasAqvarivm https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d96798e2f784.png
My head is beginning to feel as if someone is taking a hammer straight through it. It's for the best I didn't attend the masquerade.
why the fuck did i drink so much i hate myself
idk.... i think i just made him worse :(
yea me too and just between u + me sometimes idrk who i even am anymore or if im just pretending to be the dead version of me i replaced like every1 else is pretending i am prolly so none of that helped LMFAO i regret learning how 2 read
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Woe unto me for being human and incapable of true purring.
no fucking tags because im too upset
i just got fucking fired
My deepest apologies for the delay in the Daily Tarot Card for today. I have been rather... Well. We needn't explain. The Card will be posted momentarily.
B// < autocorrect HATES my quirk
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Treat me badly and fuck me stupid while I pretend I'm above it. #nsfw #substance <- posting.
Still in triage. It's been an hour.
For those of morbid curiousity, please welcome to my review of a Redback spider bite, the cousin of the infamous Black Widow. I strongly advise against attempting to experience this in any capacity, as it was unintentional and I am merely posting this for educational purposes. Pain: Initially 7/10, after medication, 3/10. Symptoms: Pain, swelling, tremors, elevated heart rate, nausea, pins and needles sensation in the extremities close to the envenomation site. What is most prevalent is the tremors and nausea, rather annoyingly so, as I now have been experiencing low to mid-range tremors for over an hour. You do not know how long I have been typing this to avoid misspellings from the shaking. I abhor the sensation of nausea. This particular event is not life threatening, so do not fret. I will be answering any questions you may have in the comments. #Gore ? #Substance ?
[ A brief video post: Of course, Roxy is the cameraman. They take bouncing steps towards the subject of their video, that being @aeneasCaldarium , and are seemingly all smiles from the other side of their cellphone. They tread closer, lens capturing the unwitting grin of anticipation splitting Cronuss face. Behind the camera, Roxy goes: ] hi! lmao :) [ But before Cronus can foist over a response, Roxy leans in and boops him on the nose. And all of a sudden, hes gone. As if they cut to a frame where he simply wasnt standing there, Cronus has disappered. The whole video is about as long as a Vine. ] #cagttl
always here if yoU need me, lUv.
Stay tuned for a thrilling review of envenomation. #Gore ? #Substance ?
#substance i
yea no i think he should just die again prolly ngl
so just curious how many times has this worked for u
Okay hit me with it.
makin lite n fun ov a serius prollem like addiction is not it btuu #hater
I lay here writing and deleting posts I know are not truly how I feel, like a dog on a chain tied to the human condition. Everybody just wants to be loved, but I was loved and it wasn’t enough. I crave something to be grateful for, so my ungrateful behaviours mean something. I lay in a body I thank does not break, wondering how many people know what it looks like in full. How am I meant to feel about it? How am I meant to feel about myself? She’s the one responsible for all of the misery that befalls me. What an addiction, ruining myself and getting to cry wolf over and over again.
that was a depressive streak of posts. heres a palette cleanser to break it up. #wizard #wizardposting https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/14/image_2026-05-14_204646910.png
there was a girl who grew up with a ticking timer over her head. every day the numbers stared her down dropping steadily-- years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds getting smaller. "when this timer reaches zero" an old man told her "the whole world is going to end." the timer was such a constant in her life that even when she wasnt looking at it she knew exactly what it would read, how close it was to zero, to the very second. "inevitable" "inescapable" it was supposed to be this thing twined inseparably with the very nature of the world she was created in. when the timer reached zero her world still stood. the destruction that was supposed to rain from the sky didnt come. but it was supposed to. she knew that it was supposed to. the timer wasnt meant to read zero but for a fraction of a second before it was obliterated with everything else. but it stared at her and kept staring for years. it kept staring for a decade. the girl could not be relieved that the world still stood. there was something more precious to her that could not continue to exist without that destruction. she feared every day that it might disappear as though it had never been there in the first place because without the destruction it wouldnt have been created. so the girl spends that decade examining everything as closely as possible, testing every possibility, making every adjustment, trying and trying and trying to bring that destruction she had been promised. the precious thing starts to hate her and she lets it. she doesnt need for it to think well of her she just needs it to live. the precious thing doesnt disappear and the girl cant prove that it isnt in part due to her efforts. maybe the work shes doing is promise enough of a coming destruction that the universe wont write it off as a failure just yet. but what if she eases up? what if she becomes satisfied with a decade of undisturbed status quo and decides that nothing has any consequences after all? what if that choice to stop is what kills her precious thing? i dont know how to resolve this story satisfactorily. im sorry that i cant give you a nice conclusion.
sniffl well thanks other me i might have 2 take u up on that
were lost :( so lost other me....
what the wretched fuckin eff is even happening ne more tonight :/
groceyr store sushi... #regerts
i cant rly stop her but..... :(
//i keep fucking up with davepeta's cat puns and forgetting to do them. whenever i forget to use a cat pun in a sentence that i could have used one in you guys HAVE to give me multiple high voltage shocks until i remember to use cat puns ok i trust you guys will do it
Yes, and I have found it.
Oh dear. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/678c3a0f3e9f.png
Ok I'm gonna go do whatever it is I do when I'm not online. *leaves your LOS and despawns*
The horrors (heart palpitations) persist.
Heed my warning. Wearing your tightest binder whilst consuming 1000ml of high strength energy drinks will bring you naught but pain.
I'm devastated.
It's not a nightmare, it's a vision. Sorry to break news.
I had a rather upsetting nightmare, wherein my horrible kismesis whom I loathe so much, suddenly vacillated from 'pitch' to 'flush'. It was jarring and he was disgustingly saccharin sweet to me. Is this a common phenomenon? Please assure me it isn't.
Last I played I was killed first or second every time :/ I also just wanted to do tasks.
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
Sorry I didn't mean that.
Yet.
D--> I am requesting help from the chitter public in-regards to any known conditions relating to perspiration released in such unusually large quantities that it causes dizziness and eventually the collapse of consciousness. This may seem amusing to some of you, but I just collapsed three times in a row and ended up soaking in a large p001 of my own sweat. I have thoroughly rinsed myself but even thinking too long about the cause of my compromising position might cause another e%ecutive malfunction of my thinkpan..it is beyond time I got a hold of my condition. In fact, I dare say it is central to my #redemptionarc. Any and all help is appreciated, mockery is not. Nor is false advice. Also Eridan you are still blocked. It is for both of our sake's, and also as a way of making up to Nemean. This has been an embarrassing evening to be my moirail for which I am deeply apologetic.
dahs full of cronii my ocean :)
Oh. Hm. I suppose I hadn't even realised I had gotten in such a state.
Oh how I hate him terribly. You know who you are. Incessantly obnoxious prick. #NotVaguePosting #DirectPosting
vwhy are my chits gettin pitied and mediated? #wvagueposting
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wwhy doe2 iit look liike that??
i fucking typo </3
#chittrhappyhavoc wait what... roro? roro you killed rose? https://i.ibb.co/dw4w3rlk/image.png
#chittrhappyhavoc lalonde down lalonde downnn https://i.ibb.co/yfcmvs27/image.png
It's ok bro it's just business
bro.... teamup of the century....
Wait. No. Roro I don't wanna hurt you. You're too cool...
TOTES NOT stallin for time instead of answering some of those woohoo qs btw
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
The Grubs Want So Badly To Be Known On This Website My Goodness They Are Demanding Their Names Be Published But I Am Unsure If That Is Wise
Thats ok. I ordered us some food though. Hungry?
the duality of man u pst ass pics n then u cry call me yin n yang bitchhhh
you cant sorry roro well be done in 11 minutes though
You would think in the whole of the multiverse running around here on Chittr, we could find at least one of my wife.
IT SEEMS ROXY HAS MANY ACCOUNTS ON THIS THING! over! ARE YOU OKAY? DID THE MONSTERS GET TO YOU??? over and out!
They’re quite alright! By the time we left the sun had been setting and her and I both needed a ride home. Part of the nap I mentioned last night occurred then, since I was frankly boozed out of my goddamn mind and really needed to sleep at least some of it off.
…I should probably check on Roxy. The party we attended last night got more than a bit rambunctious, not to mention all the alcohol, hoo hoo.
Thank goodness… Alright, now I’m actually starting to feel rather groggy. The feeling came 5 hours too late, but you get what you get. Off to the land of dreams, I go! :B
My heart truly aches for you.
That sounds like a film I would find immense pleasure in viewing. Carnality is such a turn on. #nsfw
I've been bitten by a rabies patient. :(
I have the unfortunate joy of coming back online only to be inundated by a slew of posts about rabies.
I am Rose and Jaspers fused. I mourn my late, alcoholic, neglectful, doting mother. What's not clicking?
Mother's day is always hard. Perhaps I am worse at dealing with grief than other Roses or perhaps I am simply worse at hiding it. Sometimes I have trouble sorting through the memories of a toddler and the memories of a housecat. Looking up at her with such love, saying my syllable for uppies. Sometimes she would forget to feed me before passing out. Both of me. In both cases, Rose would pick up the slack. I shouldn't have had to, but I'm so glad I did. I forgive her, of course. I'm not sure I'm capable of hating her anymore even if she did crush me to death with a book. I don't excuse a second of it, but I understand. She should have gotten help - with the bottle, or with me - but how could she ask? How could she go out and face a world she knew would end before her daughter had the chance to grow up? I am going to go have a good cry. Maybe into Deva's shoulder.
i wonder if i could be a good mother, but seeing how (for lack of a better term) fucked up some of the other jades are, it really discourages me. i don’t know, maybe it’s just destined for any jade not to be a good mom. :/
MY FUCKIN BOWNIES!!!!!! Im never using thw oven again ever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd31f39bda2d.jpg
I'd ask if you'd prefer to drink together, but that might exacerbate the issue quite a bit for both of us.
I suppose it would be prudent, as I am currently pouring myself a glass of wine, to forewarn you all that there may be several posts incoming that are a bit Freudian in nature.
DO !!! NOT !!! TAKE 3 BULGES AT ONCE!!! YOU WILL BE TAKING A TRIP TO THE MEDICULLER!!! THAT'S ONLY IF YOU'RE SUPER SMALL THOUGH!!! #NSFW
Also, happy mother's day. Anyone who knows the name Rose Lalonde likely knows the inherently complex relationship myself and my kin have with our mothers. I can tell that some here have come to terms with or even repaired those complex cracks, but unfortunately today has only ever been a painful day for me. A day of wishes and wants, regrets and uncertainties, that I could have been a better daughter and she could have been a better mother. All of that aside, I hope that those of you who still have the chance to can return to your mothers the same respect she gives to you, whatever that may look like.
https://i.postimg.cc/SK48Q5yP/Untitled296-20260510140145.png ( OOC: #abuse #substance ) She would look at me like this. It would always be a smile. It was always love. But I stopped seeing it that way. Her smile would frighten me. I was bitter. I saw her love as a ploy. Because I didn't believe her capable of loving anything but the burn of a drink as it went down her throat. I know now it was punishment. Not to me, but to her. I wish that made it better. (( #rosessketchbook ))
its a known fact that some child actors grow up to be super messed up, im just another fucking statistic.
I will be persuaded to allow you to borrow him for an embrace.
aiight,, you all bore me noww,, tiime twwo do 2omethiin el2e..
I uhhhhh do not have a mother or mother figure adjacent to celebrate. :/
turns out i hav nawt been edgin my phone bc my charger is broken rip queen #nsfw
omgg yall have no clue how long i jus zoned out forrr
lmao i appreciate the pet name but wrong animal bb :3
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0a594743aad.png #vvaguechit #blockedagain #formyhumor #and #mywwit #mycurse
don't worry it really doesn't taste like candy at all :P
someone once said my cum tasted "kind of like candy" and i don't fully agree but it was a nice compliment. a little curious about what kind of candy they eat tho and if i can get a job helping produce them #nsfw
i dont bulge post because of the incident and so i nook post cause thats all i havwe, because ya knowv the incident. #nsfwv
bb u kno ilu but 1) if i hadnt already finished how would i b readin the leafs 2) if u wanted ur fortune itd hafta be UR cup 3) i can answer that w/o consulting the hot leaf waters
good mornin... i dont wanna move.
I will be retiring to my bed once again for the day. It would be remiss to suggest I am not in need of gentle affection and tender care.
pros of doin my hair is its basically free cons is i got belach in my fuckin eye n had 2 rinse it
frr liek. it jst feels not worth it 2 b postin the only ppl who can see me slippin is my fellow rolals
my confessiosn is tht i refuse 2 sadpost bc i dnt want ppl thinkin im pathetic bc i am always sad i dnt hav a selfie 2 post after this so we r nawt talkin abt this after
should i be wvorried that the olivwe bragging about killing wviolets for the lovwe of the game started followving me
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#Confession: I'm highly insecure.
The sad part about being sick is that I know drinking will slow down the recovery. #substance
I’m the President, most of the time I bomb civilians people already know. It’s hardly a confession.
aw man i thot this was abt a cat
Ow. #vague #vagueposting
>> ¡ don't know!! ¡ had no part ¡n th¡ડ ^ ^;;
Whatdya mean concussions can't be solved with whiskey what kinda fuckin' doctor is are those he people be.
Fuckin' yeah right it's a nice cock eat that COCK WIZARD show you who has an 8 pulchritude dick. #nsfw
refuse 2 comment
a hung man cannot save me #nsfw
Everything is completely fine.
Yes, sorry, the... Ah. Its fine. Promise.
Fuck. They're here. I must attend to this.
responsibilities :P
iiii just heard glass break lemme just. check on that.
dude, get it done so you dont gotta worry about it!
Hate on my chitts at your own peril.
But i want attwntion
JACK DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKING WALLET.
i dnt think ive evr gotten everythin but a heart
Is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head? ;) #nsfw and probably #violence
Yeah. Craaaazy.
maybe if i talk 2 grubGPT i will feel better abt this whole thing :(
ya n also gala means alcohol wich means no rox
"You should decapitate her and find a way to steal all that power for yourself-" How about I pick you up kid and pet you then we go get breakfast
Don't remind me of THAT misunderstanding.
what do 8alls look like???????? #suggestive
// if u ever see a rechitt that makes 0 sense for what account it is, it was probably my fingers hittin the button trying to hit something else
>> ¡ waડ about to poડt ડometh¡ng that wou1d've ડounded a 1¡tt1e deranged w¡thout context 1mfaoo #vaguepoડt¡ng ?
yes i'll b ok roro, someones comin i promise
hopital
youd think id stop hearin the creepy damn voices a ma lusus after i cod offed but nooo she still yappin nonstop my pan hurts
same but then theyre there 2 helup u so the downside is still an upside if u also mean like 2am mental breaksdowns
shes beauty and shes grace shell sock u in tha face <>
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reposting for the day crovwd https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/688406423dc9.png
Ok I am undispo indisposed for about an hour dur to circumstances. I will continues with my various baking opinions when my faculties can be scraped offiof the floor. Concept: a big ass fucking flan. What if we do one.
im slowly finxin my sleep sfhedual cant waut to fuck it up again next tune i drink lmao *wait *time
I feel s0 pathetic being 0n here, refreshing the page 0ver and 0ver h0ping a few specific pe0ple im l00king f0r sh0w up
B33 < ok im sl33pier than i thought still B33 < no further nightmare pls
Stabbings but I'm willing to change it if you think it would be too painful This is very serious
Hate-bot please stop hating my Chitts from tonight, some of those I am not proud of and do not need to be reminded about. They are not a true reflection of myself.
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Y3ah :/ my immaculat3 humor i2 wa2t3d on thi2 w3b2it3 2mh I 2hould ju2t d3volv3 to hornypo2ting I gu322
okay sorry if your car alarm is going off i just screamed as loud as i can and apparently that is really loud.
roro, are yoU implying that yoU are above a good rickroll? ~u~
been thinking about it, if i vwasnt #notgay... i could do so much better than the men on here anywvays
this is me wen ur mesn 2 me https://stickershop.line-scdn.net/stickershop/v1/product/32411274/LINEStorePC/main.png?v=1
The Roxys are telling me that the gods basically don't do SHIT. I trust them implicitly.
idk what is worse the fact my situationship can now see all my old posts or the fact that if i say anythin stupid hes gonna ask me about it #iamcooked
@archiveAddict can yoy ocome pick me up im scared
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Honestly, people are overreacting. I'm going to be FI-I-i-I-INE!
how fast do you have to run to escape your problems? asking for a friend.
Y34H 1M GOOD 1TS 4LL COOL JUST GOT SOM3 GL4SS 1N M3, 1T W4S ONLY 4N 1NT3RN4L W1NDOW
1 W4S M3D14T1NG SOM3 CL13NTS, M3T J1NX FOR LUNCH. GOT THROWN THROUGH 4 W1NDOW BY 4 CL13NT 4FT3R N3GOT14T1ONS W3NT K1ND OF B4D 4ND NOW 1'M 4T H1V3 F1LL1NG OUT 1NC1D3NT R3PORTS.
i promise this is not me being like melodramatic i'm having a good day but rest in peace dad you would have had so many incredibly unhinged people desperate for your affection. my god.
maybe picking a luck related name was tempting fate.
Should have taken Ibuprofen #ow
its embarrassin n liek i mean it kinda happened a bit ago smthn smthn was havin some problems adjustin 2 earth c life n everything i was livin w her n it was all good we had a lil bit of a fight bc i relapsed which tbf she was kinda right n now im here n theyre all over there
aw thnx roro im hopin the feelin jst passes lol
i can tell when im gettin antsy n feelin trapped bc i b feelin evil rn
>> ¡ don't th¡nk many of y'a11 know ¡ wear g1aડડeડ at a11 t¡meડ ¡ juડt need to ડay ¡t'ડ qu¡te ev¡dent from my poડt¡ng h¡ડtory ¡ don't have many 1¡m¡tડ or 1¡neડ to draw But ¡f ડomeone came on my g1aડડeડ ¡ m¡ght actua11y r¡ot. ¡ wou1d have to conf¡ડcate your bu1ge for the next 462 ડweepડ. ¡f you want to uડe my face, then make ડure ¡'m b1¡nd f¡rડt? ¡ gueડડ?? That'ડ the mora1 of the ડtory #nડfw #th¡ડwaડ¡nડp¡redbyanotherpoડtyeડ
i am so effing tired :( #HadTheCloneNightmareAgain
i shouldn"t feel lonely anymore. i have a lot of wonderful friends. just gotta keep working at it.
i like it wwhen girls are swweet to me
It had to be done. I had to destroy Benjamin Netanyahu.
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ need ડomeone to juડt 1¡ke, pet my head for a few hourડ..... Put your handડ through my ha¡r, rub your f¡ngerડ aga¡nડt my ડca1p, touch my hornડ. 1et me 1ay down ¡n your 1ap, ¡ deડerve ¡t. ¡ th¡nk that wou1d f¡x me. #yearn¡ng #ડuggeડt¡ve ? To be ડafe #notrea11yડyggeડt¡ve #¡juડtwanttobepeton
TO WHOEVER GREY HOUSE EMPLOYEE ATE ALL MY CHIPS AND PROCEEDED TO PUT THE EMPTY BAG BACK ONTO THE SHELF: Count your fucking days.
Wow! U)(m. T)(at was a LOT. 38) Apparently t)(e --Erifin of my timeline )(as officially declared )(imself t)(e voice of “true )(ig)(blood masculinity” and )(as begun rallying purplebloods, violetbloods, assorted angry seadwellers, and at least t)(ree deeply divorced goldblood p)(ilosop)(ers into some kind of )(IG)(BLOOD R-EVOLT against t)(e t)(rone. W)(ic)( is )(onestly extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. From w)(at I understand, )(is movement mostly consists of furious speec)(es about degeneracy, women ruining civilization, lowblood contamination of culture, and )(ow t)(e empire )(as become “feminized” under my rule. W)(ic)( is V-ERY funny considering )(e spends )(alf )(is time writing t)(ousand-word manifestos about women in skintig)(t wetsuits. But besides t)(at! I guess I )(ave to formally declare )(im a rebel against t)(e empire now. So. By t)(e aut)(ority vested in me as )(er Imperial W)(atever-I'm-Calling-Myself-Today, I )(ereby condemn --Erifin and )(is weird little angry fis)( cult as enemies of t)(e crown. All military officers loyal to t)(e t)(rone are ordered to suppress t)(e uprising immediately. Preferably before )(e discovers podcasts. I do not know )(OW t)(is )(appened. I do not know W)(Y )(ig)(blood males keep turning t)(eir unresolved romantic failures into political extremism. And I -ESP-ECIALLY do not know w)(y so many of t)(em keep describing t)(emselves as “wolves” despite living underwater. But I WILL )(andle it. Some)(ow. Gos)(. 38(
>> 1¡ડten¡ng to muડ¡c and #muડ¡cpoડt¡ng but ¡ fee1 1¡ke me poડt¡ng "Daddy ¡ડડueડ" by Tro11 Ne¡ghborhood wou1d perhapડ be too on the noડe. ડ¡ghh
im still not over all of that completely im ngl :((( #VaguePost #TrollBrunoMars #Heartache #Hurt
ded friends from the ded timeline showed up :'(
no thanks. we've already had two dirks try that.
3833 < Your pain is understood... > 3833 < I lost a super pretty recolor mod long ago because it stopped updating. > 38(( 3833 < It broke so many things in its wake. > 38'33
⚘ know the feel⚘ng all too well
;_____;
Insomnia is a whore and I just want sleep.
NUH UHH DONT U REMEMBER WHAT ZAZZERPAN SAID ABT #CovetousWizerds IN CHP 6 BOOK 2 TO THE OTHER WIZELDERS???? #DontCovet #EvenIfULuvIt
stop talking abt my cursed amulet u are ALL literally so jealous fix ur own jelly via gettin UR OWN amulet not #MyAmulet #SheDoesntEvenKnowU
my hairline is lookin particularly unsalvvageable today i think it might be ovver for real this time ten pities an ill shavve my spine lump an donate wwhat remains to locks for wwigglers
LEAVE ME + #MyAmulet #NotCursed ALONE SHE DOESNT WANT U she already said my flesh is TOTES moar willing than urs or anyone else who thinks they need 2 spawncamp my chits hopin for a taste of her U WONT GET ONE!!!!!!!!!! #BegoneOrWatevr
what the FUCK youre all so gd COVETOUS of #MyAmulet!!!!!! D:< https://i.ibb.co/kNs4rXy/IMG-9415.jpg
but shes MINE :(
[It's not very effective]
this makes me feel somethin akin to nausea yet im thrashing
yeah ok i can live with this
>> AHdhડbwjanma nwwjw¡2 ડorry th¡ડ made me 1augh ડo hard ¡ a1moડt h¡t a11 the wrong reactડ
MY BALLS- 😭
i was right by the way / hygiene made my depression / uh / less / so remember to clean yourself
Aaaaugh. Head ouchie. Heart ouchie.
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
LEAVE ME ALONE! GRAHHH. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72724fb3c6db.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d73bfdb1e.jpg
okay, iwve recowvered from the anxiety, and apparently it wvas a combination of being super tired and being dehydrated.
WHO IN THE COCKFUCKING BLAZES IS CALLING ME THE MEG GRIFFIN OF THE ALPHA KIDS THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
Mnn... i would but its my turn for the house chores.
Good morning, Chittrlings. (Fantastic term recommended to me by @ectoBiologist#9531 btw. Not only is it cut directly from the theming of the platform, it works because you all go on for miles and are ceaselessly full of shit!)
bein framed on the confession accoutn liek i wasnt so oepn tht i publically fumbled a dilf nd rankmaid made a post abt it
im lowkey jelly the universe decided to make @/trendyGnostalgics boobs much bigger than mine but hey, i want them on my face anyway
good morning freaks its a beautiful day and i intend to spend it not doing a damn thing >:)
why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
3833 < Heart for the cat pun, diamond for the hard truth you're laying out. > 38(( 3833 < Maybe I'm still harboring some romantic hangups, but getting rejected is something you take to your friend group to bemoan. > 3833 < The "naked ass every few posts" website isn't really what I'd call an emotionally safe space. > 38XX #nsfw
sat down for a minute and my entire spine decompressed when i breathed out, jesus christ.
B33 < good meowning chat whatd i miss B33 < i would really like the tail end of being sick to be shortpurr im so bored with this headache bs
im not payin 4 his tattoo removal
bb i rlly do think we need the space
so ig i have a prison bf now bc i tried breakin up w him nd he got a tattoo of my naem???
my body feels like its made of molasses #notgood #badfeeling
words cannot properly articulate the absolute shit show rollercoaster the last couple days hav been for me i need to get SO HIGH tht i turn into a cloud of vapors and float into the upper atmosphere #substance
Heading out of fight night, have fun everyone! Roro still has some sickness to recover from and i have dinner to cook.
NAME SOMEONE WHO’S GOT A SHIPPING WHEEL BETTER THAN ME. NEWSFLASH: YOU CAN’T. MY QUADRANT ISSUES ASIDE(SHUT THE FUCK UP), I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT AND I AM *THE* ULTIMATE AUTHORITY FOR ALL THINGS HEARTS, DIAMONDS, SPADES, AND CLUBS.
2urprii2ed wwe"re 2o hiigh up but ii wwiill choo2e twwo beliievve iit2 becau2e of the eriidan part..
augh
so far ive figured out tht ill be havin sleeobers in the jail idk if itll b fun bc he said ill visit in btwn hosings and i dont want him touchin me if hes wet
believe me, if it's only a body shared and not a mind, it really is the same as being trapped in a room with them. ~u~;
Mnnh... got a wicked awful crick in my neck..
rest well roro <3
Aww come on. No fun. :(
Speaking of the so-called "Alpha Earth C", I really have to shake my head so everybody knows I disapprove of my alt there. Did we learn nothing from the original CrockerCorp? From the absolute EVIL of our great-grandmother? And the less said about her personal relationships, the better. I'm terribly sorry, because I'm sure she isn't.
:( heyyy i got sobr. still got liek left so ur not wrong but yknow
I highly doubt you'll die from a cold, Ro.
Poor roro has come down with a deathly cold. Everyone wish him well, he might not survive this. (Hes fine.)
FUCK being a Heart player.
but other me the wizord in this movie is being EVIL :(
NO! NOOOO!! It STOPPED!!!!!
Dirk stop overthinking shit challenge. (Impossible.)
ITS POOOOURING!!!
my cat has no respct for sick enbies
i really do need to do something nice before my brain goes fully haywire i was not built for prolonged frustration!
its not ovver yet youre so young eri youre only thirteen eri yeah wwell say that to my fuckin hairline
we can trade bc mine luvs 2 vom in whatevr shoes i was plannin on wearin
they were not the biggest fan on sushi night.... i thought maybe the smokiness & the new yorkiness of the bagel would entice them :( :(
the only tiiddiie2 II want two 2leep on top of a2 a piillow riight now ii2 @theDemone22 '2 and iit'2 not becau2e they are cute or anythiing, and not becau2e II have a cru2h on them or love then, iit'2 out of pure 2piite and hatred. II hope 2leepiing on theiir tiit2 ii2 liike 2leepiing on hard cold unforgiiviing concrete floor but II liike the iidea of her beiing unable two move, requiired two be underneath me untiil II get a 2nack or 2omethiing, beiing u2ed for no other u2e than really uncomfortable furniiture. #viiolence #hate #tiit2 #tiiddiie2
3833 < I'm considering it! > 3833 < I do have some trepidations considering people here love hitting each other with pipes. > 38TT
[|87 :: 1t would be a lovely morn;n to conduct some exper;ments. But 1 need to do my fuk;n job s;nce there ;s st;ll that shadow dropper v;rus to be cured ;n the local v;llage. #doctorproblems
:33< about 8 times yeah :33< hes still around i just havent s33n him today
Once again I think if I engaged in #FMK it would only serve to humiliate me and show my terrible taste.
guys please it was supposed to be funny why am i getting pity reacts
dont mind me being extra mentally ill johns making di stri and me watch con air tobight snd i dont want to be here send HELP
trying to figure out what to post here that isn't sad shit and showing i'm currently bedrotting with casey.
... it's so hard having unrequited feelings for someone ]: https://i.imgur.com/tfn0w2r.gif
whenever my chitts get pitied, i feel like this image ... https://i.imgur.com/9xlnl8n.jpeg
havve you tried connectin wwith him genuinely
i don't think we should get rid off #vagueposting because i'd be way too embarrassed to post on here if you all knew that half my posts are about rose
fuckin tired.
I am innocent of all crimes. Excluding my forgetfulness of eating.
As it appears there are way too many splinters in this place. No offense. Are there any of you that have figured out how to quit fucking making them? I'm trying to make normal robots, not more of me. #princeofheart things, I suppose.
WE HAVE 2 ANNOY #Dirk
FUUUUUUUCK
#yearning for one I could do this with :/
It's so early. I don't mind being awake but I dreamed about somet)(ing upsetting. 38(
Like this post for coffee, pity for breakfast. And if you have dietary restrictions or requests, reply?
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Forgot I was lactose intolerant. It may be too late now.
https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI?si=oSv73tHrhKIEjJD9 (Thumpasaurus- I'm Pissed) I'm pissed! Leave me alone! Let me work it out! Through dance! #musicposting
pack it up boys we have made a social blunder.
youd think grown ass man wouldnt get a tummy ache no more but here i am #aching my #tummy bro whaddahell
so help me god...... #ImGod #SomeoneElseHALP
THANK you me!!!! thank fuck some1 can see my perspective here
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
NEIGGGHHHH!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡🍀🍀🍀🍀❌❌❌❌❌🐴🐴🐴🐴😡😡😡😡❌❌❌❌
i swear every social media has like one person who gives you seriously bad vibes but they havent technicalyy done anything they just make you uncomfortable so you dont feel like you can block them even when your friends keep telling you to just block them for ur mental health
sorry if i owe u a msg back rn im tryin 2 unconfuzzle the everluving hell out of my brain rn
◥▶◀◤ —> Please invite me to events featuring my broseph.
On that note... Any Dave's or Dirks/Bros... Hit me up I'm really sad and could use NOT SEXUAL fatherly approval. #NOTincest.
BX33 < ill live! B33 < i was mostly pissed beclaws it was sudden B33 < i didnt get to be in on the bit the bit happened to me yknow
No neytiri... i cant... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/105944bcd6d7.png
:33< missing someone special... meow
B33 < this is defamation B33 < im gonnya have to clawntact my furicking lawyers
normally id say cool and play along but on this site that statement genuinely scares me