Jade Barkley
@gardenPupstic
Woof They/Them Good/grl 🏳️⚧️
☆ ☆ ☆pinned ☆ ☆ ☆ your name is jade harley, when you were younger you and your friends decided it would be fun to play this new video game beta little did you know this would result in the end of the world. as much as you'd love to go through all the painstakingly different things that happen in your session compared to the one that actually succeeded in the terms of the multiverse we don't have time for that so at the best we're going to cut to the end and talk about the aftermath. after achieving god tier, the session quickly became worse and worse you and your friends attempted to go to another session which you succeeded in however your memory draws a blank upon entering the session the only thing you can remember is waking up alone nothing remaining and your entire session void of anything, as terrible as this was the only good thing to come out of it was a new chat client allowing you to communicate throughout the multiverse and a way to travel between them seeming to grant you a remedy to the situation you have been bound into completely stuck in this brand new home.
i need a girl to kiss
no i don't care that it's pathetic
arf
awoooooo!
bark :)
so i started therapy um yeah
c< cONgrats! >c
thanks- it's in another universe so i do it online but uh i think it'll help
c< it defiNitely will! >c
my deadname is so lame jade is much better
hole! :))))))) https://i.postimg.cc/qt8rbj69/200w.webp
hi i heard we're digging holes my depression is cured and i am very happy to get my paws dirty ! :)
good morning everyone :)
morning me!
good morning guardian :)
aradiab0ts factual n0 debate 0bjective smash 0r pass list #nsfw #suggestive ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ jade ♡ smash cute j0hn ♢ pass n0n c0mpatible dave ♢ smash t0lerable r0se ♧ smash seems interesting jake ♢ pass t00 p0lite dirk ♧ pass d0 n0t care f0r him jane ♤ pass n0t interested r0xy ♢ smash seems interesting kanaya ♡ smash t0lerable 0bjectively attractive n0t first ch0ice aradia ♡ smash this is me i have n0 quarrels terezi ♢ smash less t0lerable but w0rkable still attractive karkat ♧ pass int0lerable vriska ♤ smash int0 the gr0und until she bleeds 0ut nepeta ♢♡ unsure s0llux ♡ smash t0lerable equius ♤ smash i want t0 bash his skull in feferi ♢ pass nice n0t wanting m0re tavr0s ♢ pass uninterested eridan ♤ smash want t0 break him gamzee ♢ smash fine n0 preference damara ♧ smash 0ut 0f curi0sity rufi0h ♢ pass uninterested mituna ♤ pass ann0ying kankri ♧ pass see karkat meulin ♢ pass n0t c0mpatible p0rrim ♡ smash curi0us w0uld like t0 kn0w m0re latula ♢ smash slightly m0re t0lerable aranea ♢ pass 0nly eyes f0r 0ne serket h0russ ♤ pass str0ngly dislike kurl0z ♧ pass b0ring cr0nus ♤ pass prefer c0mpletely unr0mantic murder meenah ♧ smash she seems r0ugh
i'm changing it t0 pass
alright. I KNOW THE TRUTH. can't erase it from my eyes now sister. SOMETIMES I MEET ARADIAS AND I TELL THEM ABOUT THE DREAMS I GOT. of the world burning down and the anarchy mobs tearing up flags and blood flowing down the dirt paths into the execution concerts we be holding for the mother fuckers that dare to control. AND THEY GET ALL STARRY EYED AND SAY THEY WANNA STUDY MY MOTHER FUCKING PAN.
0f c0urse t0tally
supp0se i can just change t0 ♤ instead
I WOULDN'T TURN MY MOTHER FUCKING NOSE UP AT SOME NICE AND FUN RED INTERACTIONS. i was just feeling like a bitch was picking up on some sardonic ass under tones and a bitch is me.
very will we can keep it red if we ever decide up0n d0ing anything then
very well then n0 m0re further changes
and the winner of my stupid horny gambling idea isssss @megalomemes !!!! thanks everyone who participated ill probably hold another sometime! dms are open karama ;) #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/clg48hwp/screenshot-20260515-233423.png
dang. ah well. have fun, 7ou two!
best of luck next time :)
c< tHe gaMbler, i guess.... ill be iN yOur dMs sHOrtly! >c
see ya there ! ;)
my text remains the same
gonna wait another 30 minutes then run the raffle participate if you want :) https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenpupstic/8730d91b-831d-4223-853e-b3bcee2a86c1#reply-c53a04e6-17cb-4f23-bd9f-65a3594c21f6 #nsfw
raffle in 30 min-hour on my page if you want in :) #nsfw
sex raffle! :) https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenpupstic/8730d91b-831d-4223-853e-b3bcee2a86c1#reply-c53a04e6-17cb-4f23-bd9f-65a3594c21f6 #nsfw #suggestive
Comedic concept, people do needy for some sex they'd get needy for the POSSIBILITY of hitting. Honestly kudos. You've helped round up the feeble in will.
i mean people get to hook up and the rush of gambling i figured it would work
It's the opus of kultlure, you got quite the number of biters. I'll throw myself in, yeh? It'd be funny to deny the sensu lly destitute of their desires.
your in :)
i need to get my mind off everything i'm gonna do a raffle winner gets to have a night with me , i will be removing anyone i would prefer not to do anything with anyways good luck have fun reply if you want a chance :) #nsfw #suggestive
good luck :)
good luck :)
best of luck!
c< tHaNK yOu! >c
:33< i want in on this!!!
your in! :)
your in :)
yep! good luck
i'm here to apologize for all my drunken ramblings and weird things i said please disregard my drunk manic episode from this morning #substance
every other day, i'm wondering "what's a human being gotta be like? what's a way to just be competent?" these sweet instincts ruin my life every other day, i'm wondering "was it a mistake to try and define what i'm certain's mad incompetence?" these sweet instincts ruin my life #lyricposting #vent
i hate these instincts sometimes because i want to howl but i also have a hangover that will make me die if i hear something to loud
it's fine- my fault more than anything -
yes lots and i'm not sure i can keep anything down right now -
do you need someone over there? i could come over and help you out with anything you need.
if you want not like there's anyone else nearby do whatever you want okay?
oh jade. ok i’m coming over and i’m bringing my hang over bag. had to learn to be prepared for this stuff for reasons. anyways be like 2 seconds.
oh okay um see you soon then
i will strangle you
why the fuck did i drink so much i hate myself
#substance
i'm so fucking hungover someone please put me down
Would you like me to hide one of your four most important immediate possessions, so you can realise you've lost it and immediately sober up?
that would be nice if i didn't know you were gonna do it
Until you tell me what's missing and I inform you it wasn't what I hid. Then it becomes nice again.
okay but no we're back to the same problem
yeah okay totally whatever