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I hope you feel better as well then, Jade. Neither of us deserve this, especially not you.
I DUNNO, IN MY EXPERIENCE A BLACK HOLE KILLS THE MAJORITY OF THINGS YA TOSS IN IT.
Unfortunately, I will not be attending the masquerade. I know, it's a shame. You may put away the disappointed frowns now, all none of you. I'm busy as fuck, and will continue to be for probably all of today. Sad times. Try not to have too much fun without me.
:33 < Let's say once I claw up the numbers a little higher I announce my FIRST example of an interview! Then all of mew can vote on who I get to chat with next!
c< .... if yOu say sO.... >c
If only more understood this.
c< ....yOu Need a Hug, MetHiNKs >c
"I like your collar." Instant mortification. #Suggestive
Oh. Oh. Oh this hits too close to home.
▲while she's asleep just gonna say i feel kinda bad for putting out cigarettes on Leynah's tongue, like even though she consented idk she's too soft for that kinda treatment▼ #nsfw
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If I show up then I will, of course. It would be nice to say hi.
jade, that... that was how i was thinking when i was the wolf under )(er control. :(
God, next thin you knoww he's gonna start wwritin these for the female vversions of the guys, wwhich means I might be in his fuckin sights #cullcronus
strong is the teeth of she who gnaws the bone
B33 < happy #yuriday efurryone #flashing https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetajadeyuriday.gif
BMO wants everyone to fucking stop
ineffeCtive murder tool.
I’m not going to get stupidly horrifically neurotic thoughts about him btw. #nsfw
(=^ω^=) < TH3 GR3AT3ST TIM3 IS GOIN ONNNNNNN #YURIHOUR 33333333333!!!!!!!!!
(=^ω^=) < DOGS PURRCHANCE ARE ALSO CHILL!!!!!!!!!
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How truly intoxicating it is to have a powerful man trembling beneath you. #nsfw #suggestive #vagueposting
im open
mwa!
;33< purr purrr purrrr!!!
:33< #yurihour ??? :33< i started my DAY with yuri :33< #yurifurrever
I knew a wo+man o+nce. #YuriHo+ur
:33< *ac growls and bats at GP with her paws!!!*
🛡️Group howling begins now!🗡️ https://i.postimg.cc/90gY2DCc/IMG-3833.gif
Thanks.
thank fucking got you get it
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>i was called ms big bulge by a girl one time #nsfw
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welcome... to the #stridergames https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
If you say you want a freak in the sheets, and then you get scared because they're a freak, you don't deserve them. #nsfw #suggestive
jade to jade hug... im sorry :( im sure one day we will all feel better!
how can i be surrounded by so many wonderful people (both in my universe AND on here!) and still feel lonely? :( #vagueposting
Daily Tarot Card. Death. This does not denote a physical death, but rather a change, or transformation, of things coming to an end. But without closing one door, you cannot open another. Much like a snake sheds it's skin, you must shed the old, and embrace the new. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a94828667755.jpg
HI EVERYONE!!! IVE MADE A TWIT3cH 2cHANNEL!!! ITS APP2aRENTLY 1a PL3aTFORM FOR STREAMING TH2aT A LOT OF HUM1aNS USE! ILL 1bE STREAMING THERE LATER TOD3aY 2aND WILL PRO2bABLY MAKE 2aN 3aNNOUN2cEMENT ON HERE WHEN I DO! SEE YOU THERE!!! HTTPS://WWW!TWIT2cH!TV/TRUETIMEMAKER SPLIT: 0:07
(=TωT=) < THATS NOT A DOG ONLY THING SADLY!!!!!!!!!
woof i am probably lucky i didnt keep all that stuff when i fused with jade...
wh when i fused with bec i mean!! hehe that was a weird slip
(=TωT=) < MEW RIGHT H3R3 N33DS ATT3NTION SO SO BAD YOU GOT NO CLUE HOW MUCH I’M CRAVIN IT #NSFW
GOOD N1GHT, 3V3RYON3! GONN4 SL33P ON MY M4T3SPR1T. >:]
thx jade 38D
what the hell, throw me in for round 2, why not.
Robots are rather peculiar creatures, haha.
Hello, everyone—hi. It is Rosebot speaking. My systems have recently received some rather impressive upgrades, including a soft exoskeleton designed to mimic the texture and appearance of human skin.
put me in there
I WILL BE SURE TO INFORM THEM TOMORROW. GOGSPEED.
I am not making you! That is just the most effective method of staying safe.
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Hands to my hips, Pull me in closer. Teeth on my neck, Losing my composure. #Suggestive #Nsfw
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How I feel after winning Jade's hunger games by doing fucking nothing https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-10-2016/7-lcQt.gif
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I would appreciate it.
IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DIE. DON'T BOTHER PuTTING ME IN. COACH. I WILL SLAuGHTER.
awooooo?
[ >LETETH THE WIZARD IN? PLEASE?_ ]
c< ill jOiN! i tHiNK! >c
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
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hi!
I do. I'll sketch the winner.
hi
space magic
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
reminder if you do wear a skirt today to do a twirl or two. it's silly- and thats why you oughta!
Fine, I'll post it. The most controversial post in all of Chittr. The Rose Rankings Tier List. I don't care if you don't like your placement. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/059e028e7899.png
In the kind of mood to bite a pillow. Crass, yes, but true nonetheless. #suggestive
to be honest im still in love with jade and i feel so bad for walking on her way back then but its too late to do shit about fuck now so i guess i just gotta live it out forever and watch as she is happily married to the me that everyone likes and who doesnt have weird bird junk and who gets to be happy generally speaking because hey fuck me am i right. like i love june but were <>ways you know? were girlbros. This post is sponsored by eHarmony.grub! Sign up now to meet the love of your life! #ad #sponsored
Both, be desperate for affection and then be productivve only wwhilst receivvin said affection
right i forgot that jades (harleys) can do anything. unstoppable force.
Don't lie, yes you do.
The aching, the bulking physicality, the hair covering the skin, the hunger that consumes the waking mind, the scents, the virility. The allegory fits two demographics. Can you guess which ones?
Noooo the open-sou2ce opt1on 1s featu2e-equ1valent o2 bette2, 5o 5et LMMS 1nstead.......
im only saddened by the fact wwe didnt hear wwhat dirk wwanted to play sigh oh wwell heres a song for the evvenin from me [ Silk Lingerie, - Kali Uchis] https://open.spotify.com/track/4X1fVpNykfEhB3m54x3hHA?si=1c66198a593a4f89 #nowplaying
The people who think I don’t talk as much as Dave are fools. They simply do what I do. Which is value being well spoken to a drgree that makes you forget it is just rambling. #substance
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Sexting someone so future Rose can regret it. #nsfw #substance
Seeing the posts on this site can make me totally whiplash from feeling su8 to domin8. #nsfw
READING ONTO THE RECORD! here are some other roguelike deckbuilders that i like: * Grubsauce Omelet That You Cook * Troll Roguebook * My Card Is Objectively Better Than Your Shitty Card! * Shrooms & Gloominess * Dicier Dungeons i also like the Hadeis games & have 100% achievements in both
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tHe TrIcK iN fReEiNg YoUrSeLf FrOm A sOlItArY pUrPoSe Is To DiScErN wHaT tHe WoRlD dEmAnDs Of YoU, aNd ThEn FoRgE a CoVeNaNt BeTwEeN tHaT dEmAnD aNd ThE sEcReT sHaPe Of YoUr OwN mOtHeR fUcKiNg DeSiRe. ThErE's AlWaYs A bRiDgE. cOnNeCtIoN aNd UnDeRsTaNdInG rArElY dEsCeNd FrOm ThE hEaVeNs On SoMe RaDiAnT cLaRiTy TyPe Of ShIt. ThE gReAt CoNtRaDiCtIoN oF cOnScIoUsNeSs Is To DwElL iNsIdE tHe BoX wHiLe StRaInInG tOwArD wHaT eXiStS oUtSiDe ItS dEsIgN. wHeThEr AnY sOuL cAn EvEr FuLlY eScApE eXpEcTaTiOn, ObLiGaTiOn, Or ThE gRaViTy Of FaTe ItSeLf Is UnKnOwAbLe. YeT fAtE iS nOt ThE iMmOvAbLe LiTtLe MiSs ThIcCuMs It ClAiMs To Be. FaTe ChAnGeS. iT bEnDs AnD sHiT. iT rEsHaPeS iTsElF iN aCcOrDaNcE wItH tHe TrAnSfOrMaTiOnS oF tHe SpIrIt ThAt CaRrIeS iT. aS yOu AdApT, sO tOo DoEs ThE rOaD bEnEaTh YoUr FeEt. sO dOn'T sUrReNdEr YoUrSeLf To SpIrAlS oF dReAd OvEr ChAnGe, GiRl. LeT tHe WoRlD cAlL yOu MuTt, BeAsT, mOnGrEl. AnSwEr ThEm MoThEr FuCkErS nOt WiTh GrIeF, bUt WiTh ReVeLaTiOn. ShOw ThEm WhAt SuCh A cReAtUrE iS cApAbLe Of BeCoMiNg. fOr If A mUtT lEaRnS tO dO mOrE tHaN bArK aNd BiTe... If It LeArNs To DrEaM, tO cReAtE, tO tRaNsCeNd ThE sHaPe ImPoSeD uPoN iT ... tHeN oNe MuSt AsK wHeThEr It ReMaInS a MuTt At AlL. :o)
I am writing a mournful soliloquy 8efore I kill friend of the channel and former rival, @caligulasAquarium. It wasn't until I attempted to tag you did I realize there were so fucking many versions of you, 8ut here it goes. I used to think there was no greater cosmic em8arrassment than 8eing Eridan Ampora. 8ut. I was proven wrong. He went and achieved apotheosis. Which, really, the universe should only ever allow out of spite. Like, really consider this. Paradox Space is a perfectly 8alanced endless set of gears, 8allasts, and mechanisms 8eyond comprehension. It manufactures f8 itself like a loom drawing upon silk. Now, imagine, that grinding to a halt 8ecause some wanna8e fearmonger with a superiority complex decided that he wasn't 8eing treated fairly 8ecause of his lack of ridiculous uniform. So, he contacts the engineer of the machine. @handMaid. Some no8ody rust8itch in servitude to the lamest 'gang' in all of existence. Eridan was a8le to kiss enough of destiny's ass, pro8a8ly literally 8etween the three of these scatpans, and with the emotional complexity of a damp firework, managed to 8ecome a literal god. The Prince... of Hope. There is poetry to 8e written a8out that. None of it would 8e good, 8ut the kind scri88led in the violet ink on the 8ack of a napkin after 8eing thrown out of every seadweller society there is. Worst part is it suits him so well. He would 8ecome something mythic. Of course, we can expect the next several sweeps for him to let the idea of it deflate in his ego, and then adapt the melodramatics of a 7 sweep old again. What with his romantic resilience of a wet paper towel, he of course had to crawl into divinity waste chute first. He is, after all, melodrama itself! Insecure, catastrophically so! And now, I'm going along and learning he considers himself a 8astion of restraint? Do you know how terrifying it should 8e for you trolls when someone who was genuinely close to genocide a few times, every other convers8ion really, starts speaking softer. Staring out at the horizons fishing, and content? Contemplating not how many land dwellers he can harvest, 8ut what's next on the agenda? Like, for real! This isn't character growth! I refuse that idea. I re8uke it! 8ecause this is just the calm 8efore the storm. I h8 to say it, 8ut I pro8a8ly know him the 8est in this instance. If you see a violet8lood in flowing godtier pajamas, muttering a8out providence and destiny while smoking a faux cigarette and galivanting a8out like a depressed lighthouse keeper, you should pro8a8ly stay away. He's not a threat now, 8ut any one of you can trigger him into a wwretched wwonderful rage like no wwavves havve evver 8efore crashed against the coast. So to speak, anyway. Also, no, I'm not pitch88ing. I'm 8eing dramatic for the sake of FLARPing and trying to kill him. The 8etter the narrative, the juicier the kill!
i have upset a few pe0ple t0day and im feeling s0mewhat guilty ab0ut the wh0le affair
lovw effort repost because I kinda did look cute #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebb6550fe96c.png
Greetings. You do not know me, but I know you. I have been watching this website very closely, and observing the users on it. Now, I wish for more. I have recently purchased a copy of Trollmadachi. If you wish to be added to my game, please fill out the form below. Once I collect a few responses, I will post updates regarding the Island on this Chittr account. Who will befriend the other? Who will become enemies? Who will fall in love? I am eager to discover these details as well. https://forms.gle/25AZmrfZYZgk4suj6
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... rOAN (@TENACIOUStHEOLOGIST) GIVES THE BEST HEAD SCRATCHES. tHAT'S IT THAT'S THE POST. fOLLOW ME FOR MORE BANGERS.' hEY, UH, NO. FOLLOW *ME* FOR MORE BANGERS. HAHA. [fORM IN PINNED]
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e7777, (ongrats!
Have you considered you do not need to use those pronouns to be labelled as such? I do not care much for human labelling, but as far as I have been made aware, it is an option to still be called 'good girl' without being a girl specifically?
instead 0f texting i use a 0uija b0ard. #megid0p0sting
all my transacti0ns will be d0ne in greg0r samsa bucks hencef0rth. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
Daily Tarot Card. The Emperor reversed. Today, you must heed a warning. A masculine figure, authoritarian, may try to wield a power over you, to control. Tread carefully, there is a danger to this card. I wish you all luck. #DailyTarotCard
Of course.
Whatever bro+ught yo+u here, I'm very happy to+ be so+ highly regarded. I just so+ happen to+ be very caring.
38* you come up my way if you eva looking for someone to get a lil mean on you aight? thats what i do best
dam right you do!
why am i having a staring contest with my bros dog
what if instead of smash or pass i did a secret third thing
this is why you pull up to chittr movie night i just made the fresh sbahj in front of everyones eyes https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-05-10%20224523.png
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It Is That Time Of The Week Once Again, #sicknastysunday Is Up And Running Once Again, Though This Time It Is 8eing Hosted 8y My Lovely Friend @8ummel8oogie As I Cannot 8e There Tonight, Though I Hope You All Have Fun With Those Who Do Attend. And Of Course, Don't Forget The Few Rules To This Lovely Event. 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! #nsfw https://msparp.chat/sicknastysunday# –xoxo
I would happily provide you with both. One is a resource I no longer need, and the other is free and fun.
ཐི༏ཋྀ Relatable - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
MILF beam. That's my participation for today. #NSFW I guess
when she gives me a treat after that's my favorite position ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously; someone's let their lusus roam on this site ♠
i'm 6lad other folks Can Celebrate, but yeah - kinda hard for a bunCh of us, huh? ya 6ot solidarity here, if nothin' else. u︵u
>> ¡'m ડorry Jade, you're not a1ong 🫂 th¡ડ ¡ડ a tough ho1¡day for me aડ we11.
wait when did my kull score exceed my kult!! D: what did i do.... OTL
O-> He's No+t Dying But I Will Say Mr. Vantas Is Twitching Less Than Usual.
c< uNderstaNdable >c
Steam the material to soften it, then you may tentatively resculpt and shape it to its original form by stuffing it with crumpled towels or soft feltlike materials to hold its form while it dries drying. For the bite marks, you may be able use steam to lift the majority of the dents, or use a stiffening spray for structural damage. There will be trace evidences and small defects, but it should become functional. I am afraid there is no easy remedy for envy inspired by those who hear about the former fate of the hat, however, so do keep as much closely guarded.
Rushed work is still completed work, rest rushed assuredly. If you don't mind, say, bringing me just a tiny pinch closer to the problem areas at a scale I can remedy them directly, I could use just a bit of magic. Provided you don't mind the hat being hexed or inexorably enchanted in some way. It would expedite the process, albeit at the cost of some verticality. For a time! Obviously. I would despise the thought of you having to caution yourself overlong on my account. This would not be some pretty girl scenic view sightseeing escapade.
I see. And does that someone have an especially, shall we say, pronounced posterior? Has it left concave marks and indents that do not buff out when pushed from the opposite direction? Similarly, which teeth marks? This part is very important. Canines? Or molars?
fineee fine
wait i also wanna do a smash or pass!! reply and i'll tell you which one you'd get!! :D #nsfw
That's very cute. Yo+u kno+w where to+ find me if yo+u ever want to+ see that thro+ugh, hm?
I understand and fully, supp9rt this decisi9n. Thank y9u. #TAGGING #N9TRIGGERHERE
Jade Barkley of handle gardenPupstic, I wonder what bit I could possibly be referring to.
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
This binder will be the death of me. I am already battered and bruised, I truly do not need to have the extra pressure on my body currently, yet I have errands to run. #nsfw perhaps?
I found that old image, if anyone was curious. 📸 Unsure if anyone even remembers me bringing this up with all the other (⚪🐺🦓) things going on, but here she is! 😁😁 Truthfully, she was an acquaintance of the void player in my timeline, so I can't quite recall much about her. Except for the fact that she's dead, and now I'm her, and she's me, and thats all that was and is! Hee-hee. 😆😆 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/cullbait.png
:33< mewre secrets safe with meow
>+. ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE OMEGAVERSE .+< #nsfw
i have a little pillow that i rest my balls on when i get back from work :B #nsfw
i want t0 let a vriska have her way with me and laugh internally as she tries s0 hard t0 c0mpt0p even th0ugh she kn0ws that really she wishes 0ur p0siti0ns were reversed #nsfw #serketp0sting
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i wish solely to be slam-fucked by jade harley. i know it won't happen because most are not interested in either that or my gender. le sad face. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
there were a lot of things that dont make sense but that she did anyway thinks she got really really adamant about even when they were bad ideas
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Oh who am I kidding? Fireball.
i’m on my break what’s up chittr
ᐖ EATINK MY GIRLKIBBLE ᐛ
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Welcome to: Uncle Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Facts! (UTLSIAOIFF for short!) IV! Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Fact #0004 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I'm thinking about that dream again. It WAS a nice dream... ------------------------------------- Mood: Curious Listening to: Blood Crushers The Band - Raise Up Your Bat -------------------------------------
I need everyone here to know just how much I utterly love and adore my wives.
"If Benjamin Franklin were alive today he would be against the modern state of America." "If Benjamin Franklin were alive today he would tear down the institutions in place." Benjamin Franklin if he were alive today: "I am quite fond of Sciel from Clair Obscure Expedition 33."
first day at jarley school i hope they don’t realize my ears and tail are fake. #jade
Okay so 8eing knotted 8y a girl feels pretty g∞d #nsfw
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anꙮther sꙮul trapped in the digital realm - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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