Unfortunately, I will not be attending the masquerade. I know, it's a shame. You may put away the disappointed frowns now, all none of you.
I'm busy as fuck, and will continue to be for probably all of today. Sad times. Try not to have too much fun without me.
Yeah totally. This is definitely my plan. Which I am revealing now to reverse psychologize all of you motherfuckers into thinking I wouldn't say my actual plan out loud and am therefore not attending. Yeah.