John Egbert (ectoBiologist)
@zoosmellPooplad
hello! i am doing my best. my private messages are always open if you want to talk to me. i am polyamorous!! #pumpkinpiepals.
hey @archiveAddict, are we still on for chess today? it's 1 am here, and although i don't mind staying up, i don't know what time it is for you and i don't want to keep you up if you have to sleep sometime soon!
am i a "little meow meow"???
yeah
take my queen in chess and i will do ANYTHING you want. you don't have to win, just find a way to take my queen before the end of the game. #rankbait @archiveAddict.
this is a tempting challenge! 0v0
hell yes!! let me know if you want to give it a shot, i would love to play with you!
are you good at chess on a scale of 1 to 10 where would you put yourself
if 1 is never played before and don't know the rules, and 10 is grand master, i am like a 4, MAYBE a 5? even that might be generous?
FRESH ON YOuR WIN AGAINST ME. THIS PuERILE LITTLE SWEAT SHEDDING SECLuDED PuNK SHOuLD PROVE NO THREAT. YOu ARE MY. BITCHING GRANDMASTER CHAMPION. I SHOuLD LOVE TO SEE. DELIGHTFuL SCREENIES. IF YOu WIN AND GLOAT. OH. AND THIS GuY ACCOSTED ME. FOR NO REASON ONCE. I WON HANDILY. BuT HE MuRDERED MY CAPE. IN FRIGID CuNTED COLD HEARTED FuRY.
lets play today john! ill send a link over sometime if you promise to go easy on me 0v0”
ganbare i will do my best to make you proud!
on call with @bulgeCurator who keeps taking screenshots of me while i eat 0n0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0237821292fb.png
1 AM GLAD mEG1DO-SAN HAS BEEN MAK1NG NEW FR1ENDS, TREAT HER WELL OR MEET MY COLD STEEL, - n1TRAM-DONO
Thats cool...uhm...canccanyocanyou...nevermind
uurrrgghh. ate too much pasta.
There is when you reach the point of Nausea, unfortunately. A cruel temptress, pasta... ♥︎
why is there someone named RIDDLEDY DIDDLEDY on here, holy shit, LMAO.
Why is anything named by what? What could have happened to lead us all to here now in our present moment? Certainly, to find out why often a necessary step is to find out how!
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Abingy_3.mp4
hehehe, that's cute!
⚇ hey wait this fucking rocks ⚇
we miss you anizzy!!!
yes! you are the light of our lives! every post from you is like a blanket of funny and cute warmth that makes every day worth it. :)
i am yearning for... chess with @archiveAddict!
im so bad john-kun ill be so embarrassed when you beat me!
no no it's ok! there's no telling for sure who will win, and either way everything is a learning experience, right? even if you lose you'll still be getting knowledge and skill that will continue to build until before you know it you're winning game after game. i would love to play with you, and give you tips along the way if you'd like!
ok i reshaped some clouds into a butt. now what?
penis cloud? is that not obvious? i feel like that's obvious.
butts are universal! skydicks and skyboobs feel silly. i made a ducky.
yeah but if you do it right, you can say you made a hotdog and a bun.
trueeeee
@bulgeCurator do you do ratings for humans too or just tentabulges and troll junk specifically?
Euuuugh. Don't make the same mistake I did, pal.
Wasn't aware you could ask for your cock rating to be private and now my pulchritude is only rated at a measly 8 for everyone to see.
if you want some more practice i would be open to offering mine! you could do the rating in private first and then i can give you the go ahead to post it publicly if we are both comfortable with that after.
good afternoon #pumpkinpiepals, i hope everyone is having a great day.
B33 < got reminded im too glowy fur theaters so im pouting BUT theres a furry purretty cat purrson on here meow so it all balances out
FUCK sorry!! yes i am, thank you :D
i am having a really awesome day now that ive been wished super well from the past!!!! thanks john :B
Nya~? What's this? Finally we have an official page! Feel free to follow to get updates from the café or follow some of our lovely maids! @arsenicCatnxp @gallowsCalibratorr @timaeusPawstified Or follow our tag! #kittymaidcafe We look forward to seeing you! Nya!
TH1S TROLL 1S ST1LL ON H3R V4C4T1ON!! >:]
i am also a maid here! i’m filling in for terezi right now.
every day is so excitinng. i love my friennds i love seeinng what they have. to say. everyonne deserves friennds. i am smilinng tonnight because of this
ur to good 4 th2 2it3 gloom
🜏 Gloom makiin me ax♱ually feel liike beiin niixe ferr onxe ):>死亡 ♅
beinng nnice will make you feel nnice. its funn
why is the troll god father hating my posts?
i wonder what salacious kink thing she will introduce an unsuspecting someone to next. #vagueposting #nsfw.
which she? #nosy
well if i said who she was then it would not be vague posting! :P
you can dm me!!!
OH MHYY GOG 1 JUST FOUND D1S 0PJHOT O 4ND 1TS M4K1N M3S OBB??? OH MY GOOGGG!! HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/D03B3B0033F0.PNG #SUBST4NC3
:33< purroud to say that the #kittymaidcafe finally has its menu! #nsfw implied #maidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1810aeff3b85.png
oh my god @heartwiiredContrariian let's go here
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵 ⨁𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓭-𝓐𝓽-𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
:33< i purromise we arent! we make sure everykitty is paid fairly and treated fairly! :33
W34R1NG @ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D 'S SH1RT. >:] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B9D645C13923.PNG #S3LF13
If there are any pictures taken o+f me wearing them, then it'll be so+meo+ne else who+'s ho+lding the camera and po+sting them.
If it do+es, I'll let yo+u kno+w, since yo+u were the o+ne to+ intro+duce me to+ that particular style. Credit where it's due, after all.
....i admit i am curious what it smells like!
I agree. And I'm already imagining several fun ways to+ use such an interesting visual, fo+r so+mething equal parts co+zy, cuddly, and lewd~
O+h, I intend to+. Yo+u do+ the same with yo+ur windy perso+n~
I have successfully introduced @archiveAddict to one of my first fictional crushes. https://i.imgur.com/a9iBygt.png
WHAT THE FuCK. IS SHE DOING THERE. WITH YOu uNFuN FLOOZIES. HuH.
i um. i definitely get you ._.
Personal disclosure transpiring and perspiring in the lovely little sweaty abode of our stream on Hyperbeam. Still going strong, shockingly enough. What a thrill. https://i.imgur.com/2ndei5s.png
