John Egbert (ectoBiologist)
@zoosmellPooplad
hello! i am doing my best. my private messages are always open if you want to talk to me. i am polyamorous!! #pumpkinpiepals.
hey @archiveAddict, are we still on for chess today? it's 1 am here, and although i don't mind staying up, i don't know what time it is for you and i don't want to keep you up if you have to sleep sometime soon!
am i a "little meow meow"???
take my queen in chess and i will do ANYTHING you want. you don't have to win, just find a way to take my queen before the end of the game. #rankbait @archiveAddict.
hell yes!! let me know if you want to give it a shot, i would love to play with you!
are you good at chess on a scale of 1 to 10 where would you put yourself
if 1 is never played before and don't know the rules, and 10 is grand master, i am like a 4, MAYBE a 5? even that might be generous?
FRESH ON YOuR WIN AGAINST ME. THIS PuERILE LITTLE SWEAT SHEDDING SECLuDED PuNK SHOuLD PROVE NO THREAT. YOu ARE MY. BITCHING GRANDMASTER CHAMPION. I SHOuLD LOVE TO SEE. DELIGHTFuL SCREENIES. IF YOu WIN AND GLOAT. OH. AND THIS GuY ACCOSTED ME. FOR NO REASON ONCE. I WON HANDILY. BuT HE MuRDERED MY CAPE. IN FRIGID CuNTED COLD HEARTED FuRY.
lets play today john! ill send a link over sometime if you promise to go easy on me 0v0”
uurrrgghh. ate too much pasta.
There is when you reach the point of Nausea, unfortunately. A cruel temptress, pasta... ♥︎
why is there someone named RIDDLEDY DIDDLEDY on here, holy shit, LMAO.
Why is anything named by what? What could have happened to lead us all to here now in our present moment? Certainly, to find out why often a necessary step is to find out how!
i am yearning for... chess with @archiveAddict!
im so bad john-kun ill be so embarrassed when you beat me!
no no it's ok! there's no telling for sure who will win, and either way everything is a learning experience, right? even if you lose you'll still be getting knowledge and skill that will continue to build until before you know it you're winning game after game. i would love to play with you, and give you tips along the way if you'd like!
@bulgeCurator do you do ratings for humans too or just tentabulges and troll junk specifically?
Wasn't aware you could ask for your cock rating to be private and now my pulchritude is only rated at a measly 8 for everyone to see.
if you want some more practice i would be open to offering mine! you could do the rating in private first and then i can give you the go ahead to post it publicly if we are both comfortable with that after.
good afternoon #pumpkinpiepals, i hope everyone is having a great day.
B33 < got reminded im too glowy fur theaters so im pouting BUT theres a furry purretty cat purrson on here meow so it all balances out
i am having a really awesome day now that ive been wished super well from the past!!!! thanks john :B
why is the troll god father hating my posts?
i wonder what salacious kink thing she will introduce an unsuspecting someone to next. #vagueposting #nsfw.
well if i said who she was then it would not be vague posting! :P
#pumpkinpiepals!!! we are going to watch what's new scooby doo and anything else we end up deciding to watch. please join the hyper beam room and we'll get started in 15 minutes! https://hyperbeam.com/i/yvANuHrq
im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im so excited im running in circles and probably getting #blood everywhere D:
fuck, those deviled eggs were good. i made 12 and ate 6 so I can have the rest from the fridge later.
On My Way To Steal Your Deviled Eggs, Say Goodbye To Your Delicious Snack.
if you want me to make you some all you have to do is ask!
yes! i’ll make more and zap you over some right away. check your kitchen, or whatever equivalent you might have.
making deviled eggs.
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here's mine! #scentposting. also maybe #rankbait? btw please pretend rose milk here is instead strawberry milk. i thought they were the same thing but i was wrong haha. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29e7957ec7cd.png
i SAID -fresh cut grass -apple pie -a little bit of your dads shaving cream -warmth
ohhhh right! that is all also true. i guess i was also considering how my house sort of smells in addition to myself.
that is also true :o well dang it now i want hot chocolate! >:v but i would die...
zapping you over a fresh mug right now, with extra marshmallows and whipped cream. :)
what is the link to the scent thing?
https://www.fragrantica.com/ingredients-search/moodboard/
https://y.yarn.co/c7f84eef-a964-466b-940f-a61d9b9525b3_text.gif
DUDE. PRACTICALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS AND STILL GOING. WHY????? @terminallyCapricious#0580 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4e141f42fc5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6ecb7c36590.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d668674481a.png
for what it’s worth, cleavage and dildos *do* count as horny posting, but they totally do *not* count as nudes. #nsfw.
the technicalities are important here! if people are complaining about seeing nudes everywhere then i am expecting to see nudes, not just suggestive angles of fully clothed individuals!
people keep saying there’s nudes all over the front page. where exactly??? i have seen a grand total of ONE in the last hour! surely horny posting from a single person isn’t making people clutch their pearls THAT hard. where is the real chittr and what have you done to it? #nsfw.
frankly i’m seeing more people posting about how they DON’T want to share nudes right now!
i've seen like. five? one of them was mine, but still. ma7be 7ou're s(rolling too fast or something
I've seen like uhhhhhhhhhhhh. 3 ?? so far ໒( ̿･ ᴥ ̿･ )ʋ
ok yeah, i did actually see like or 4, tops. i forgot people consider cleavage pics to be ‘nudes’ for some reason?
good evening #pumpkinpiepals. :)
you missed the whole thing yesterday! @farmstinkButtlass @flightyBroad @gardenGamma and i and a few others like @walkstabwalK formed a group together called pumpkin pie pals.
you can be a pumpkin pie pal too if you want! it is never too late for more pals. @farmstinkButtlass what do you think?
goooooooooooooooooooood evening john!!!!!!!!! :D
oh gosh!!!! i think anyone can be a pumpkin pie pal, as long as they remember to be nice to everyone else and protect other ppps!!
@aventurineCopycat sounds to me like you’re our newest member then! don’t forget to follow the hashtag. :D
BDD < awww ty john and jade B33 < ill be sure to look out fur you all in the future