John Egbert (ectoBiologist)
@zoosmellPooplad
hello! i am doing my best. my private messages are always open if you want to talk to me. i am polyamorous!! #pumpkinpiepals.
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
holy shit, this is SO FUCKING COOL. absolutely awesome, you are incredible rankmaid!!!!!
i don’t think so!
of course! and i would be happy to know you better too! so never hesitate to reach out ok?
im not botherin tryna figure out how 2 take pics on da switch but i made my pokemon chara all goth n purply n cute :3
have you tried the dedicated screenshot button on the right joy con? :P
oh right, you have to open the switch app on your phone to save it to your phone. or just take a picture of your screen.
STOP ASKING ME IF NANNASPRITE IS SINGLE. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
@nannaEgbert
good afternoon!
g00d aftern00n, j0hn. i h0pe y0u are well.
rankmaid arisen i havent gotten up for a classic breakfast pic so i decided to go with a relatable chit for this evening instead who else is purposefully holding their pee as long as they can right now! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, omorashi arisen, archive rating: M)
me!!! i am doing this and i would love to do it together!
as a 40k kult celebration i will post a photo of me doing whatever the most liked suggestion is in the replies go!
posing together with me in the absolute lewdest pose we can think of. hehe.
GOVERNMENT BUSINESS POST. Are you interested in becoming part of a Government Task Force? Do YOU have what it takes to become part of this Party? We are currently hiring an undisclosed number of positions for our Search and Rescue Task Force, and YOU might be the perfect fit. Please fill this short questionnaire out, and we will be getting in touch with you. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeW7EFWagLUJNWMq3gsREMgL38gOrpb23ZWXn7QMC6vfePNDw/viewform
i would apply, and i figure my abilities would be a perfect fit for this, but i am unfortunately a bit too busy with my employment at the kitty maid cafe.
Calling all TROLLS. We humans are a queer bunch, aren’t we? Now is your chance. Consider me your scrying magic eight ball. Ask me anything, and answers shall be revealed below.
do you really eat each other? or is that a jade onnly thinng. like the barkbeast part
There is an entire human religion about eating pieces and drinking the blood of a human demigod.
oh. that is innterestinng to knnow is there a reasonn?
Sometimes I feel like being bed-rot queen of my twin size bed and five-years-spanning-sweat-catcher-unchanged-spring-mattress is valuable work experience yet tantamount to and much ado unto nothing. I lift my underarms sometimes and shed tears there isn’t a fierce featured face to burrow and spot check them for me with vigorous nuzzles and thrusts of each nostril. Is chivalry dead? #NSFW #Gothreek #EmolordGrungesmell #Olfactophilia #Bromidrophilia #Hints-Of-Lavender
holy shit? i volunteer???
You will be held to it. It. Being an underarm.
good! i’d love to smell check your bed too as described, and maybe if you want i’ll let you do the same for my pits and bed too.
take my queen in chess and i will do ANYTHING you want. you don't have to win, just find a way to take my queen before the end of the game. #rankbait @archiveAddict.
this is a tempting challenge! 0v0
hell yes!! let me know if you want to give it a shot, i would love to play with you!
are you good at chess on a scale of 1 to 10 where would you put yourself
lets play today john! ill send a link over sometime if you promise to go easy on me 0v0”
[A photo of her tits. Small, perky.] Im gonna delete this. #nsfw
SO pretty and cute!!!
JOHN (ZOOSM3LL SP3C1F1C4LLY) 1S MY L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW. >:]
i KNOW you are trying to embarrass me, terezi. it's not going to work!