Calling all TROLLS. We humans are a queer bunch, aren’t we? Now is your chance. Consider me your scrying magic eight ball. Ask me anything, and answers shall be revealed below.
wow. i like learnninng about humanns
Is ʇ)+|ere a reason )+|umans "bedroʇ"? Iʇ seems exʇremely unproducʇive. W)+|y is iʇ ʇ)+|ey live wiʇ)+| ʇ)+|e being w)+|o birʇ)+|ed ʇ)+|em?
whats that?
In linguistically nuanced sense. Typically eating another human involves explicit acts of an amorous persuasion exceeding the bounds of the purpose of this trust, exercise, and cultural exchange. But many humans communicate and confer a kind of passive ritualistic bond through invocations of the significance of eating. “ you are so cute. I could just eat you up.” “They are a certified snack.” “Sweetheart.” And no, this is not just a roundabout means of providing a playbook for flirting with me. Though the effect may be considerably overlapping.
woah. that is a lot is it explicitly a humann. onnly thinng? annd does it usually precede the commennts
Sometimes the collective weight of forces and counteracting measures of human conflict exceed the natural thresholds of what many would ordinarily survive. Put very simply. Shit is tough. Even insanity is a kind of self-defense mechanism. It preserves the brain from processing a backlog of stress that would otherwise kill. Some cling to the passages of comfort that will lead them down the road of recovery. Other adopt vices that seem tempting or ailment negating at first, but are no different than the self annihilating urges that come from finding a quiet place to die when sick or poisoned in our primordial ancestor days to prevent further contamination of others. It is also just super comfy when you find the right position I don’t want to get up. Like. Comfy cozy type comfy.
Not exclusively, as small animals are liable to be referred to thusly. Even if they are not particularly common staples in human diet. There is no intention to carry out the act of eating, to be clear. The invocation is merely a means of redirecting cuteness aggression. A psychological tendency to perceive something harmless or otherwise demure as something you want to do harm to, but cannot.
Thank you for asking.
i will. take nnote of this for. the nnext time we talk