♠ hated by @zoosmellPooplad
YOU H34RD M3, L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW.
UND3RST4ND4BL3. 1 M4Y NOT B3 4 S1MP BUT H3'S 4 L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW. >:P
@ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D YOU C4N B3 SUCH 4 S1MP SOM3T1M3S. >;]
i knew something like this would've happened. don't you guys see?? we're giving INTO the worst possible energies around us right now! that's how that bald, green jit's allowed to have people THANK him for doing literally nothing at all! all 'cus he's siding with the perverts!!! STOP JERKING OFF!!!!!! #nsfw

somebody misses her job huh?

OKAY. I ADMIT IT. THIS WAS. NOT ENTIRELY uNPLEASANT. I LIKE. WHEN PEOPLE DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO. AND IN uNQuESTIONING OBEDIENCE. GO ALONG WITH MY WHIMS. https://i.imgur.com/44QQf4v.png
On My Way To Steal Your Deviled Eggs, Say Goodbye To Your Delicious Snack.

I GuESS YOuR. SOMEWHAT HARANGuED ATTEMPT. TO DEPICT SOME KIND OF. FLuFFY SOFT. WHATEVER THE FuCK DYNAMIC. BETWEEN THESE TWO. PROVES THAT CHIVALRY TRuLY IS DEAD. EVEN IF THE EGBERT FATASS ISN'T. BECAuSE IF THERE WERE REAL SPARKS FLYING IN THE AIR. THEY WOuLD COME IN THE FORM. OF uTTERLY ANALLY OBLITERATED. EGBERT. EGG CRACKING. IN THE EXTREMELY MuRDEROuS SENSE. NOT THE WOKE WAY. THINK. HuMPTY DuMPY ASS. MEETS. BRICK WALL. THAT ALL THE KING'S HORSES. AND ALL THE KING'S MEN. COuLD NOT EVEN BEGIN TO TOuCH. THAT CRITIQuE ASIDE. ACCEPTABLE WORK.
COM3 ST34L 1T F1RST, DUMP4SS.
jesus christ john.
Nothing has happened, young lady. Would you care for a candy during these trying times? I know for a fact you'll enjoy them, everybody does. It will most certainly help you think clearer.

HOLY FuCK I WON. I GOT CHITTR ANONYMOuS TO SHuT THE FuCK uP. YOu ARE ALL WELCOME. NO MORE DASHBOARD WIDE MOLESTATION OF THE SENSES. @everyOne
^they are going to forget she exists as soon as this arc of their lives is over btw>

id like to thank the academy, id like to thank @aberrationannihilation for being the one to push me ovwer the edge, seahorsedad for newver believwing in me, and no thank you to all the pityclickers for almost messing up my amazing ratio. and they said it could newver be done https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194360b6153c.png

youre just jealous that damaras like me more than you
fuck it. im gonna shower.
1 TH1NK......... 1 TH1NK 1 N33D TO K1LL MYS3LF! #CW-S3LF-H4RM

i zap her buns until she feels strongly about the girl dinner iwve got ready for her #nsfwv

LIKE BEATING YOu SENSELESS IN A SuBWAY STATION. AND HOLDING YOu AGAINST ONCOMING TRAFFIC. IN THE HOPES THAT YOu SPLATTER AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. WHILE MY MuSCLES EFFORTLESSLY DEFLECT THE ENSuING CARNAGE. TO TEACH YOu A LESSON. NOT ANY SPECIFIC ONE IN PARTICuLAR. JuST ONE IN OWNERSHIP.

fuck: the girl reading this marry: the one rose vwhos obsessed wvith me kill: any non-babe clovwn i guess

anywvays if youre the girl reading this hop into my dms and ill take you on a drivwe to pound towvn population us #nsfwv
oKaY LeTs sEe #*&@: JaX ZoObLe kInGeR PoMnI GaNgLe rAgAtHa aNy oThEr hUmAnS mArRy: JaX ZoObLe kInGeR PoMnI GaNgLe rAgAtHa aNy oThEr hUmAnS KiLl: CaIn-nOoNe!
god youre so lucky that bein hivveless forces you into a nomadic lifestyle and i just DONT HAVVE THE TIME TO CHASE DOWWN YOU PISSBLOODS anywways please report to the orphice for designation thanks
do i havve to post bulge pics to get any amount of respect around here #nsfw
DELETE IT. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY AND THEN SET YOUR COMPUTER ON FIRE SO THE DATA CAN NEVER BE RETRIEVED BY AN UNWARY ARCHEOLOGIST A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW.

all im saying is any twvo bit purple can post about anything and the wvhole timeline vwill be all "umm let people gargle on clovwn spit" but vwhen a nice wviolet guy like me makes a post? baring my soul? i get dogpiled. the double standards are obwvious #casteism #androphobia #nsfwv
Some Of You Need To Shower

You have now fully disappointed me.

Make sure you spread your cheeks for us to get a good look. #nsfw

What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
Sending my Lackeys to grab him is about all I can do at the moment. He knows every martial art so they're having trouble doing the grabbing.
Braking news! @avidApiarist has reported "yeah John is like a total cuck" why she so mean? Why she so mean? Stay tuned brah
When you need the divorce papers I will be there. With them. For you.
#eridanweek #mikuweek 🐟🥬🎤💖🔊 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/miku%20week.png
im like ten seconds in on this bitch ♠nd you guys ♠re ♠LRE♠DY bl♠stin me with "liked this" ♠nd "pities this" ♠nd "medi♠te this" like wh♠t p♠rt of ONLY "H♠TE THIS" NOTIFS ♠RE V♠LID did u not underst♠nd i fuckin h♠te y♠ll
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳

this bitch got balls for eyes

ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)

Too late.

https://i.postimg.cc/9f31jdSK/IMG_0801.jpg

Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.

I felt it was the only way to properly convey my feelings on the matter. :B
































