Dave Strider
@turntechFourtwenty
just a real cool ass guy who won't take shit from nobody.
(i havent roleplayed in a long time i'm sorry for any rust and please bear in mind that i'm only three)
bro allowed me a slice of pizza this is the tits
it's cold and tastes weird but it's still good
is this your weird dorky loser roleplay shit again? i'm still savouring the salty goodness bitch and you can't take from me in your wildest fucking dreams
god do i love the sweet tang of apple juice it gets my creative juices flowing and rolling
elvis is the lamest motherfucker i have ever heard in my life but i'm telling you guys you gotta get onto troll elvis it's some seriously groundbreaking experimental shit
IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER DAVE STRIDER LISTEN TO *ANOTHER* TWELVE CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF TROLL ELVIS'S "JUMP OUT THE HOUSE" MUFFLED THROUGH THE WALLS ON REPEAT WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY.
jump out the house is fucking lame and overrated anyway i'll be bumping the live version of mambo no 8 from that one concert where he's really really really fucking skinny
I PITY THE FACT THAT 1. YOU THINK THE NAME FOR THAT GUY IS “TROLL ELVIS”, AND 2. THAT YOU THINK HIS MUSIC IS GROUNDBREAKING AND EXPERIMENTAL IN ANY WAY.
look man i know you aren't a music guy but can we leave this talk to the professionals
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW A SHIT TON ABOUT MUSIC, ACTUALLY.
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT THE LOAD GAPER IS JEALOUS IF YOU HONEST TO GOD BELIEVE THAT STATEMENT. CLEAN OUT YOUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND LISTEN TO SOME ACTUAL GOOD MUSIC.
i've got the best and coolest music taste in texas shit for ass you're just mad human's don't take your art seriously
YES, DAVE, I *AM* MAD THAT YOU HUMANS HAVE NO TASTE. IT MAKES MY PHLEGM LOBE THROB WITH CHAGRIN.
got a pair of cargos. i'm chitting in my new pants right now.
goofy ahh scratch bluds can't get none of this
guys you really gotta get in on these charlie kirk memes they're some real solid 24 karat cold
i'm too freaking niche for all y'all what do you know about to pimp a butterfly and the low end theory
i heard there's another me who turned into a woman which like i totally respect that man like yeah live your true self in that other dimension or whatever the hell but its kinda funny that never happened to me lol
yo chittr is now a bad time to join.
Never.
thank GOD man i heard about this whole fight night thing and i thought i'd be like a failing fucking asshole who everyone would look at and go "look at this fucking late to the party dumbass" but i'm glad the president says it's ok
B33 < i think youre actually just on time for the party! B33 < peopawl are still hissing and baring their t33th B33 < though i dont know if anything BIG has actually happened yet BPP < ill get back to you on that one
That is merely one avenue of entertainment. You are allowed as many as you please, and there are many comings and goings occurring. Fight Night has really just begun; however, you may choose to participate in whatever you see fit.