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elvis is the lamest motherfucker i have ever heard in my life but i'm telling you guys you gotta get onto troll elvis it's some seriously groundbreaking experimental shit

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IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER DAVE STRIDER LISTEN TO *ANOTHER* TWELVE CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF TROLL ELVIS'S "JUMP OUT THE HOUSE" MUFFLED THROUGH THE WALLS ON REPEAT WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY.

jump out the house is fucking lame and overrated anyway i'll be bumping the live version of mambo no 8 from that one concert where he's really really really fucking skinny

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Gah damn. I better reinforce my cieling then

I PITY THE FACT THAT 1. YOU THINK THE NAME FOR THAT GUY IS “TROLL ELVIS”, AND 2. THAT YOU THINK HIS MUSIC IS GROUNDBREAKING AND EXPERIMENTAL IN ANY WAY.

look man i know you aren't a music guy but can we leave this talk to the professionals

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW A SHIT TON ABOUT MUSIC, ACTUALLY.

yeah, about as much as a human baby does, aka nada

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YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT THE LOAD GAPER IS JEALOUS IF YOU HONEST TO GOD BELIEVE THAT STATEMENT. CLEAN OUT YOUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND LISTEN TO SOME ACTUAL GOOD MUSIC.

i've got the best and coolest music taste in texas shit for ass you're just mad human's don't take your art seriously

YES, DAVE, I *AM* MAD THAT YOU HUMANS HAVE NO TASTE. IT MAKES MY PHLEGM LOBE THROB WITH CHAGRIN.