Dave Strider

elvis is the lamest motherfucker i have ever heard in my life but i'm telling you guys you gotta get onto troll elvis it's some seriously groundbreaking experimental shit

Kult: +42

Kull: +30

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.40

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I PITY THE FACT THAT 1. YOU THINK THE NAME FOR THAT GUY IS “TROLL ELVIS”, AND 2. THAT YOU THINK HIS MUSIC IS GROUNDBREAKING AND EXPERIMENTAL IN ANY WAY.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

look man i know you aren't a music guy but can we leave this talk to the professionals

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW A SHIT TON ABOUT MUSIC, ACTUALLY.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

yeah, about as much as a human baby does, aka nada

Kult: +2

Total: 2

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT THE LOAD GAPER IS JEALOUS IF YOU HONEST TO GOD BELIEVE THAT STATEMENT. CLEAN OUT YOUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND LISTEN TO SOME ACTUAL GOOD MUSIC.

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

i've got the best and coolest music taste in texas shit for ass you're just mad human's don't take your art seriously

Posnah Muulax

Censored!

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

pansexual

love yourself

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| doing some human web digging. what .a mystery .in previous sweeps .of those humans. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_014.png #tech

#tech

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

yeah we love hegel. we make jokes about him all the time but nobody has actually read him. that's the joke.

(OOC) 1 month ago

(i havent roleplayed in a long time i'm sorry for any rust and please bear in mind that i'm only three)

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

The Fiendish.

(OOC) 1 month ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@whaleFall[WF]

(( you type rlly well for a three year old ))

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @whaleFall[WF]

(OOC) 1 month ago

(thank you i learnd how to read last week :D)

june egbert :B

@earthboundBombshell[EB]

oh...i sure hope the striders on here are less jerkier than the ones i know! :/

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

you rang

Kult: +5

Total: 5

bro allowed me a slice of pizza this is the tits

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

it's cold and tastes weird but it's still good

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Vriska Serket

@arachnidsGrip[AG]

Takes that shit from you expiditiously. Mine now.

↩ @arachnidsGrip[AG]

is this your weird dorky loser roleplay shit again? i'm still savouring the salty goodness bitch and you can't take from me in your wildest fucking dreams

Chchow Crunch

Verified

A user of established repute

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_pee_pee_xx

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

lol

Kult: +2

Total: 2

CALL ME WASHED THEN ILL ROLL AROUND IN THE SHIT IM NOT LOSING MY POSITION TO RANKMAIDS ARMPIT #TROLLDRACULAFLOW

#trolldraculaflow

Kult: +12

Kull: +15

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.80

armpit? the only pit's in our stomach when you find out you're a has-been, a phony, loser, flummoxed cause you're not ready for the strider flames you're dead in the water and potentially gay

Kult: +2

Total: 2

YOUR YOUR YOUR MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE FUCK FUCK FUCK FU CKF UCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#nsfw #trolldraculaflow #nsfl

IM NO ROLE MODEL IM NOT SAFE FOR LIFE ONLY MODELING IM DOING IS FOR MY MUGSHOT AFTER I KILL A TROLL JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #NSFL

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

dude you're actually kind of washed.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Verified

A user of established repute

GOJIRA

Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.

Mg. Slobberpet

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@ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D STOP ST1NK1NG SO B4D.

Kult: +65

Kull: +55

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.18

Verified

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GOJIRA

Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.

Mg. Slobberpet

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YOUR BR34TH? 1T SM3LLS OF 4PPL3S.

oh thank fucking god

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

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GOJIRA

Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.

Mg. Slobberpet

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D1D YOU JUST R3C3NTLY BRUSH? SM3LLS FR3SH.

yeah i did i used mouthwash too why

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

GOJIRA

Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.

Mg. Slobberpet

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N1C3 CHO1C3! YOU'D PROB4BLY B3 K1SS1NG 4 LOT OF P3OPL3 R1GHT NOW.

yeah totally i'm kissing so many fucking chicks its unreal

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Verified

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GOJIRA

Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.

Mg. Slobberpet

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OH R34LLY?

so fucking many. need a fresh mouth for that shit i don't want to smell like sour ass sticky apples

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Verified

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GOJIRA

Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.

Mg. Slobberpet

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1 S33. W3LL GOOD LUCK W1TH 4LL TH3M D4M3S, D4V3. 1 B3L13V3 1N YOU. >;]

yeah. they're gonna love my tongue. and stuff.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

STRIDERS ALWAYS BE LOOKING UP TO ME LIKE I SHOULD BE IMPRESSED WHEN THEY GOT BARS WHITER THAN DOC SCRATCH TEXT #TROLLDRACULAFLOW @turntechFourtwenty

@turntechFourtwenty

#trolldraculaflow

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

come on dude what the fuck i don't wanna have to be forced to spite fires old man it'd really hurt me

OF COURSE IM ON CHITTR YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE DESPERATION GOES I FOLLOW HAUNTING THAT PUSSY LIKE ITS THE NARRATIVE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW

#nsfw #trolldraculaflow

Kult: +45

Kull: +5

Total: 50

Ratio: 9.00