Dave Strider
@turntechFourtwenty
just a real cool ass guy who won't take shit from nobody.
elvis is the lamest motherfucker i have ever heard in my life but i'm telling you guys you gotta get onto troll elvis it's some seriously groundbreaking experimental shit
I PITY THE FACT THAT 1. YOU THINK THE NAME FOR THAT GUY IS “TROLL ELVIS”, AND 2. THAT YOU THINK HIS MUSIC IS GROUNDBREAKING AND EXPERIMENTAL IN ANY WAY.
look man i know you aren't a music guy but can we leave this talk to the professionals
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW A SHIT TON ABOUT MUSIC, ACTUALLY.
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT THE LOAD GAPER IS JEALOUS IF YOU HONEST TO GOD BELIEVE THAT STATEMENT. CLEAN OUT YOUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND LISTEN TO SOME ACTUAL GOOD MUSIC.
i've got the best and coolest music taste in texas shit for ass you're just mad human's don't take your art seriously
>>| doing some human web digging. what .a mystery .in previous sweeps .of those humans. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_014.png #tech
yeah we love hegel. we make jokes about him all the time but nobody has actually read him. that's the joke.
(i havent roleplayed in a long time i'm sorry for any rust and please bear in mind that i'm only three)
oh...i sure hope the striders on here are less jerkier than the ones i know! :/
bro allowed me a slice of pizza this is the tits
it's cold and tastes weird but it's still good
is this your weird dorky loser roleplay shit again? i'm still savouring the salty goodness bitch and you can't take from me in your wildest fucking dreams
CALL ME WASHED THEN ILL ROLL AROUND IN THE SHIT IM NOT LOSING MY POSITION TO RANKMAIDS ARMPIT #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
armpit? the only pit's in our stomach when you find out you're a has-been, a phony, loser, flummoxed cause you're not ready for the strider flames you're dead in the water and potentially gay
YOUR YOUR YOUR MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE FUCK FUCK FUCK FU CKF UCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
IM NO ROLE MODEL IM NOT SAFE FOR LIFE ONLY MODELING IM DOING IS FOR MY MUGSHOT AFTER I KILL A TROLL JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #NSFL
@ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D STOP ST1NK1NG SO B4D.
yeah totally i'm kissing so many fucking chicks its unreal
so fucking many. need a fresh mouth for that shit i don't want to smell like sour ass sticky apples
STRIDERS ALWAYS BE LOOKING UP TO ME LIKE I SHOULD BE IMPRESSED WHEN THEY GOT BARS WHITER THAN DOC SCRATCH TEXT #TROLLDRACULAFLOW @turntechFourtwenty
come on dude what the fuck i don't wanna have to be forced to spite fires old man it'd really hurt me
OF COURSE IM ON CHITTR YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE DESPERATION GOES I FOLLOW HAUNTING THAT PUSSY LIKE ITS THE NARRATIVE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW