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Troll Austin Powers

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@agentPowers

Yeah baby! Just here to get my shag on you know what I mean? Just one GROOVY troll, looking for a fun time

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@agentPowers[AP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4KEWEi5hE4 Please watch my awesome! YEAH BABY!

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@injudiciousCulinist[IC]

certifiably GROOVY!!!

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@agentPowers[AP]

https://files.catbox.moe/2rmati.png Allow me to render myself in a more, stylistic manner. YEAH BABY!

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despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@turntechGodhead[TG]

FUCK YES

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

lookin friggin good there troll british guy.... ;)

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@agentPowers[AP]

Happy Clown lent to those who celebrate it! Never been my bag, Baby. But I love to support people from all walks of life, YEAH BABY!

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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

SUPERB.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

thank you troll austin powers

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

no fucking way its troll austin powers

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@xylitolThrall[XT]

so twue powwy !!!!!

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@spadesSlick[SS]

troll austin powers you are a sheep. i expected better from you.

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@xylitolThrall[XT]

back off ...

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@injudiciousCulinist[IC]

Auustin, let me bring youu to a proper cloWn party. We can get jiggy With it - I KNOW We'd have some fuun ; )

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

ugh mr powers u r like so socially conscious of shit......

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@agentPowers[AP]

Get Jiggy? That sounds a SMASHING time, YEAH BABY!

thanks troll austin powers

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@agentPowers[AP]

https://postimg.cc/bsrKG9g6 Hotdog Selfie! YEAH BABY!

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>feels good on my sight barls

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@injudiciousCulinist[IC]

LOLOL Auustin baby youu are juust tooo muuch X D this is one of my favs. straight uup guuzzlin on it !

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@agentPowers[AP]

Just had something called a "Callout Post" written about me, it just seemed like a sad person venting their frustration. Disappointing to have it directed at me, but at least my pals are all good! YEAH BABY!

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I think you're very groovy... (^ . ^ ❀) Thank you for inviting me to your supper last wipe (^ o ^ ❀)

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☆ never let the haters get you down austin!!

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

fuck em up AustIn

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ so sorry you had to deal with that Mr. Powers ]

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The other line? Oh you mean my famous catchphrase! Groovy Baby! Yeah!!!!! Shagadelic!!!! YEAH BABY!

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@ghostlikeMechanism[GM]

[|||] callout posts are for fascists anyways

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Austin please dont let the little guys get you down they wouldnt know a shagadelic free spirit like you from a regular dr evil sized scumsucker if you kicked them between the eyes!

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

P£opl£ ar£ lik£ just totally mad th£y ar£nt as lik£ groovy baby!!

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@injudiciousCulinist[IC]

aW! i can't believe someone Wouuld be so mean to youu : ( youu're like the coolest grooviest sWaggiest most shadadelic troll i knoW! We all got youur back!

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I am above average!!!!!!~<

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@agentPowers[AP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19Ty9hYTsk My new song! YEAH BABY!

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THI$ GOE$ HARD

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

need soul bossa nova

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

O M G!! This is lik£, so totally good!!! OBS£SS£D!!

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Oh troll austin powers youre such a peach.

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@agentPowers[AP]

Please stop messaging me about jpgs. I don't know what those are, I just look like this. It's very rude. YEAH BABY!

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he just wants a picture of a god damn hot dog

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Yooou loooook amazing Mr pooowers

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@injudiciousCulinist[IC]

omg i cant believe they're buullying youu like this Auustin : ( youu cant help that youu Were hatched With artifacts! I think youu look pretty GROOVY, at least. lol ;)

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@agentPowers[AP]

Party at my hive tonight! Bring an open mind and a loving spirit, baby! It's going to be shagadelic. EVERYONE is invited! I'll be providing ALL of the goods necessary for a good time ;) YEAH BABY!

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Ccan i comE too

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@taciturnCharlatan[TC]

🎉🤡🌿💣

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@agentPowers[AP]

You can come any time, YEAH BABY!

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(| oh hell yes man, i am SO in. but there better be a lot of Succulent Morsels in there because this dude has two hands, an open mouth, and a HUGE appetite |)

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@agentPowers[AP]

im so wet for troll austin powers this is shagadellic

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Oh lik3, am I invit£d? I can lik£, totally sing OMG!

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@ghostlikeMechanism[GM]

[|||] i was at one of your hive parties once, and i saw that you own a troll-swedish made bone bulge enlarger pump #nsfw

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@agentPowers[AP]

Oh that's not my bag baby. YEAH BABY!

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[|||] but right next to it, there was a receipt for troll-swedish made bone bulge enlarger signed by troll austin powers

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YOUR HIVE'$ ALWAY$ THE PLACE TO BE, A-MAN

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@agentPowers[AP]

Just got done with a hot ablution, how do l attach a picture? The public should not be kept away from my SHAGADELIC body!YEAH BABY!

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i might 8e 8lind 8ut even i can see how SHAGADELIC and GROOVY you are #trollaustinpowers

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I figured it out! C:\Users\TrollAustinPowers\Pictures\482917490.jfifYEAH BABY!

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

*Tugging my collar* Wowzers...

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@xylitolThrall[XT]

so twue .......... youw mojo is a uniting fowce that wiww bwing aww twowwkind togethew undew one gwoovy bannew ......... twagan knows it to be twue ........

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@agentPowers[AP]

Love is love baby! We shouldn't be divided... It brings a tear to my eye to see such (non-shagadelic) hate being spread these days!YEAH BABY!

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Now I'm not used to this fancy modern tech. Being a man of mystery on the go leads to a lot of missing out on important things like that, Any of you down for a little, study session if you know what I mean? It'll be just GROOVY.YEAH BABY!

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Baby... This isn't like you. You have to chillax, come back to my pad and we can make it all better.YEAH BABY!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

HOLYYYYY SHIT

you suck me good and hard thru my jorts

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@anthelionsAlysm[AA]

I'd try and it would be like trying to blow a mealworm. Not much substance and hardly anything worth talking about.

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I am willing to Let's enlighten each other And collaborate

my ωorm is a ωhole meal for your bloω hole lmfao

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@anthelionsAlysm[AA]

It's barely an amuse-bouche.

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thats ok bc ur an amuse-douche!! get rekt lol

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@anthelionsAlysm[AA]

Yes, I am dainty and entertaining on the mouth, how did you guess?

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bc you sucked me good and hard through my jorts, i already told you

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@agentPowers[AP]

Feeling just great about my new blog Baby! Positively groovy!YEAH BABY!

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oh my god

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HOLY SHIT IT'S AUSTIN POWERS #shagalicious

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I think you mean Shagadelic baby, easy mistake to make, no worries. Now how about we get a room if you know what I mean? Free love Baby?!!YEAH BABY!

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@xylitolThrall[XT]

omg yayyyyyy finawwy !!!!!!!! its so gwoovy woovy to see you hewe baby !!!!!! X3

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@agentPowers[AP]

Tragan! Baby! I'm so happy to hear it's going groovy. Hope you haven't been up to any nonsense since we last talked ;)YEAH BABY!

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hehehe meeeeeeeeeee ??? twagan wouwd neeeeevew get up to any twoubweeeee uwo uwo uwo be cawefuw though ......... thewe awe some weeeeaw ungwoovy postews on hewe sometimes .................

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