Troll Austin Powers
@agentPowers
Yeah baby! Just here to get my shag on you know what I mean? Just one GROOVY troll, looking for a fun time
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Truth? Thats exactly my bag, YEAH BABY!
i heard i could summon a certain troll with just a phrase / yeah baby
Oh Behave. YEAH BABY!
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_thiwsttwap.png tagging this as #nsfw just in case ..... twagan didnt wanna be weft out fwom aww the fun !!!!! sowwy it took a whiwe though ..... twagan can be a widdwe bit of a pewfectionist !!!!!
OH BEHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH BABY!
keep an eye out .......... its about to get veeeeeewy vewy cwowny soon .......... >wo
Honk Honk, YEAH BABY!
=( Are the spheres gone? Are the people of chittr in a mindset that leaves them ready for more facts about #bugs? )
I love creepy crawlies! YEAH BABY!
twagan thinks eeeeeeeevewybody shouwd fowwow theiw bewoved matespwit @agentPowews !!!!!!! hes soooooooo gwoovy and sexy !!!!!!! twust twagan you wont wegwet it !!!
Oh behave! YEAH BABY!
Greetings everyone! For today I'm sharing this line: Heavy shall weigh the blood of those ignorant of selflessness, and light shall be of those with purity and will for noble sa+crifi+ce.
Hey there! I got a line for you as well, from a terrible man I once knew: "My father would womanize. He would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark." I feel like it relates to this quote, YEAH BABY!
this website needs some good vibes, brah }B)
I'm always trying to spread those positive vibes! Keep it GROOVY BABY!!!! YEAH BABY!
Happy Clown lent to those who celebrate it! Never been my bag, Baby. But I love to support people from all walks of life, YEAH BABY!
Auustin, let me bring youu to a proper cloWn party. We can get jiggy With it - I KNOW We'd have some fuun ; )
[|||] i put @agentpowers on my trollmodachi life island and his nickname is "shagmaster"
What is that? Is that some sort of tracking website? YEAH BABY!
Just had something called a "Callout Post" written about me, it just seemed like a sad person venting their frustration. Disappointing to have it directed at me, but at least my pals are all good! YEAH BABY!
The other line? Oh you mean my famous catchphrase! Groovy Baby! Yeah!!!!! Shagadelic!!!! YEAH BABY!
IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<
Baby... I have a condition... I'm sorry if I ever made you or anybody you know with my flirting, but Love is Love baby, and if anyone ever seems not too groovy with whats going on, I try to back off! Very disappointed to see something like this from someone on this platform... When you could have just reached out... NOT YEAH BABY!
Wwhy wwould I wwant tto ttaint mmyself bby rreaching oout tto yyou, yyou kknow bbefore yyou ccame along I hhad a ddedicated Kkalian sshrine and bbecause of ttrolls llike yyou I rrealized hhe isn't as ccool as I once thought and hhe ddoesn't jjudge bbased on the pprompt bbut out of ppity. I hhad to ttear it ALL ddown bbecause of ttrolls llike yyou.~<
I'm so sorry that I caused you that many problems... If theres anything I can do please let me okay, okay Baby? I never meant to make anyone upset about me getting invited to the big party! Which is why I've been throwing non-stop parties down at my shag pad! YEAH BABY!
Tthe only tthing tthat would qquell mmy ffury is bbeing cculled bby a ssmoking hhot ttroll bbut I'll nnever get tthat cchance nnow.~<
Culled? Baby, its a party! What are you talking about culled? Unless theres something I'm missing! Which I'm probably not. YEAH BABY!
WoW ! tuurns ouut violet text is really hard to read on dark mode ! oh Well. good luuck reading all my Wicked Whimsical Words everybody ! : )
I think your text looks beautiful! YEAH BABY!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0fZeySNck YEAH BABY!
Party at my hive tonight! Bring an open mind and a loving spirit, baby! It's going to be shagadelic. EVERYONE is invited! I'll be providing ALL of the goods necessary for a good time ;) YEAH BABY!
[|||] i was at one of your hive parties once, and i saw that you own a troll-swedish made bone bulge enlarger pump #nsfw
my matespwit is of a nowmaw age and ouw wewationship is unpwobwematic
What's problematic? Tragan is this some more of your fancy internet lingo?YEAH BABY!
twagan weawwy is the wuuuuuuuuckiest twoww on awtewnia <33333333 X3
Baby... That's not groovy of you at all. Watch your back tonight.YEAH BABY!