IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<
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▷THEY BEATING YOUR ASS IN THE QRTS BRO◁
This doesn't sound very nice... (' . ' ❀)
Baby... I have a condition... I'm sorry if I ever made you or anybody you know with my flirting, but Love is Love baby, and if anyone ever seems not too groovy with whats going on, I try to back off! Very disappointed to see something like this from someone on this platform... When you could have just reached out... NOT YEAH BABY!
Wwhy wwould I wwant tto ttaint mmyself bby rreaching oout tto yyou, yyou kknow bbefore yyou ccame along I hhad a ddedicated Kkalian sshrine and bbecause of ttrolls llike yyou I rrealized hhe isn't as ccool as I once thought and hhe ddoesn't jjudge bbased on the pprompt bbut out of ppity. I hhad to ttear it ALL ddown bbecause of ttrolls llike yyou.~<
I'm so sorry that I caused you that many problems... If theres anything I can do please let me okay, okay Baby? I never meant to make anyone upset about me getting invited to the big party! Which is why I've been throwing non-stop parties down at my shag pad! YEAH BABY!
Tthe only tthing tthat would qquell mmy ffury is bbeing cculled bby a ssmoking hhot ttroll bbut I'll nnever get tthat cchance nnow.~<
Culled? Baby, its a party! What are you talking about culled? Unless theres something I'm missing! Which I'm probably not. YEAH BABY!