davepeta
@cadencedTomcat
B33 < whaddup meowtherfuckers
She's really soft. https://i.ibb.co/391Yftpb/20260515-232615.jpg https://i.ibb.co/ynsmPkBr/20260515-232721.jpg https://i.ibb.co/xKKWN9MP/20260515-232728.jpg
:33< YEAHH!!!!!!
B33 < so furreaking cute
B33 < goodbye neighbor
Goodbye neighbor I'll see you on the other side #neighborhour
yuri day was yesТТerday i guess ТТ[]day is jusТТ w[]man day ]-[u]-[
B33 < i love women #womanday
B33 < thank mew women https://media.tenor.com/xkM-T8zP8gMAAAAi/balloons-pink-hearts.gif
Women hold up half the sky, or so Mao said... I think it's probably more than half.
Back in my day the children for #yearning for the mines.
back in my day. i was the children in the mines.
B33 < i can stop mining now beclaws clearly ive struck gold
B33 < why is efurryone yearning right meow i #yearn to shove my face into a big bowl of tuna
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#mytuna captor
B33 < sounds like youre craving tbh
B33 < holy shit two obamas
I have a confession to make. Sometimes, when I have had a particularly long day, I sit in the oval office and pretend to do important things in order to raise my morale. This includes having minutes-long fake phone calls with absolutely no one. I call it "President Time."
Ɏ you should try la-a-aying on your front a-a-and writing in a-a-a journa-a-al while kicking your legs ba-a-ack a-a-and forth Ɏ
I already do that before I sleep, but thank you for the advice.
B33 < kill him jane kill him #girlpower
DONT KNOW WHO WERE KILLING BUT YEAAHHHHH MURDER! —EMBER💥
B33 < *sits around all chill with tail swaying around and shit* #meow https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetachillaf.png
#justiceforhmw stop calling him a chud unless youre simply misspelling chad https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
he is a fuCkin' unit thou6h
ok unit i can take but chud? oh now youre all just hurting his feelings
he ain't no Chud... he's just a bi6 Chunky lad... a fine lar6e beastie...
jesus
B33 < big taxidermied walruses have f33lings too
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B33 < i am thankful fur the horny man walrus after reading that story and looking at that fat fucking taxidermy walrus ive learned what true joy is
Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
B33 < holy shit this is ameowzing im jealous you got to s33 the overstuffed walrus taxidermy in real life and i didnt what the fuck
thats one hell of a fat fucking chud if ive ever seen one i love it
think of how big you think this thing is and then multiply it by two its like looking up at shaq as a gnome
LMAO
Well Thats Unfortunate
Oh Yes Its Just That Hes Got An Unfortunate Amount Of Aegyo Hes Utterly Flush With It
B33 < why is efurryone being such a hater on my last chitt https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetacateyes.png
i take it baCk i love them so muCh
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Fu《 k!ng ugly, #《 ull y0urs≡lf.
s[]me]-[[]w see n[] differen[e
B33 < *stares at mew with beautiful feline eyes* https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetanoshades.png
put those big old peepers away
admiТТТТedly, ТТ]-[ey d[] l[][]]{ ni[e ]-[[]wever puТТ ТТ]-[e glasses ba[]{ please
i hate this but it's also super endearin'.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Y0ur≡ s0 ugly !t m/\k≡s m≡ w/\nt t0 thr0w up /\nd 《 ull y0u /\nd y0ur fr!≡nds
like. terrible to behold, but its soul is so pure and the drawin' is so Cute that i want to hu6 it anyway.
B33 < new sw33t bro and hella jeff designs https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/sw33tcatandhellacat.png
B:33c < ill be following your car33r with great interest
B33 < chirp chirp fuckers pass me some bread crumbs
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B33 < lol you and me both sister
//i keep fucking up with davepeta's cat puns and forgetting to do them. whenever i forget to use a cat pun in a sentence that i could have used one in you guys HAVE to give me multiple high voltage shocks until i remember to use cat puns ok i trust you guys will do it
B33 < happy #yuriday efurryone #flashing https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetajadeyuriday.gif
it shouldve been me
this is so fuCkin' Cute it's Causin' me physiCal dama6e. ^◡^
Yes!
