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She's really soft. https://i.ibb.co/391Yftpb/20260515-232615.jpg https://i.ibb.co/ynsmPkBr/20260515-232721.jpg https://i.ibb.co/xKKWN9MP/20260515-232728.jpg
i miss @aRquiusprite
Goodbye everyone until next time #neighborhour
Goodbye neighbor I'll see you on the other side #neighborhour
i suppose.
saw this Comin' from a mile away 'n' i'm so happy ya delivered, friend.
cute people who Do not fit into the Box of "Boy" or "girl" #nSfw
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so how about that weather huh it sure is weather today. o◡o
yuri day was yesТТerday i guess ТТ[]day is jusТТ w[]man day ]-[u]-[
Women hold up half the sky, or so Mao said... I think it's probably more than half.
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B33 < im out here cozy as furick B33 < nyall n33d to get cozy right meow
yeah! this Can't 6o wron6. a Cute Catbird6host would never lie to me. ^◡^
wait im almost to 10k kult goddamn uhhh i like men men are awesome i want to put my flat fucking face on a mans face idfk
fat hairy men with big fucking tits thank you #nsfw
there just ain't no way this Can baCkfire on me in hilarious Cartoonesque fashion.
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#yearning for uh. remembers having desires isnt ironic. nothing in particular
Back in my day the children for #yearning for the mines.
why is everyone yearning today. fuck idk. im yearning for like. non irradiated snack cakes and a blunt
#mytuna captor
:33< doing my gog damn best ofur here
:33< im just shitpeta thats all there is to it
I have a confession to make. Sometimes, when I have had a particularly long day, I sit in the oval office and pretend to do important things in order to raise my morale. This includes having minutes-long fake phone calls with absolutely no one. I call it "President Time."
1'M 4 CHUBBY WOM4N 4ND 1 G3T MOR3 NOOK 4ND BULG3 TH4N TH4T M4N. >:] #NSFW
[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore
:33< being a catgirl rules actmewally
big taxidermy doesnt want you to know that walruses arent actually shaped that way
#justiceforhmw stop calling him a chud unless youre simply misspelling chad https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
man what the fuck stop calling hmw (horny man walrus) a chud what is wrong with you heartless freaks
we can go again trust me dude it is fucking so worth it
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ignore all of the capital letters in my last post i just got a little passionate about the horny man walrus surely you understand
Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
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i take it baCk i love them so muCh
like. terrible to behold, but its soul is so pure and the drawin' is so Cute that i want to hu6 it anyway.
i hate this but it's also super endearin'.
SO MANY KITTY ONES... I NEED TO JOLT THIS ALL DOWN
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OK4Y SO YOU T4ST3 L1K3 SUNNY D OR4NG3 STR4WB3RRY
B:33c < ill be following your car33r with great interest
one more time does anyone want to hear some facts about a victorian taxidermy walrus because im telling you its gonna blow your fucking blowholes do walruses have blowholes fuck doesnt matter youre gonna blow those holes regardless because this taxidermy walrus story is rife with fun facts i promise you wont be disappointed
QUESTION NUMBER 4: IF YOU WERE A ANIMAL, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU WANT TO BE???
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:33 < Wanna be gay? Let's hang!
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:o) Congratulations to women :o) On this #yuriday
1 COULD T4K3 3V3RY WOM4N ON TH1S S1T3 ONG #SUGG3ST1V3...? #1DKTH13COULDCO31TH3RW4Y
IM NEVER GONNA WIN THE NICK KIDS UNCLES AWARDS 2026
//if you cant handle strider at their "idiotically fixated on a really stupid subject to the point of annoying people" you dont deserve them at their "actually being funny for once"
Just Jasprosesprite!
TS PMO BRO
I KNOW AND IT PISSES ME OFF EVERY FUCKING DAY
this is so fuCkin' Cute it's Causin' me physiCal dama6e. ^◡^
it shouldve been me
bro... get yo b1g *ss horns out the capt1on... https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/348ba16a1439.jpg
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sex isnt real you fucking idiot that was probably just a weather balloon
and youre part strider too
Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 13th, or, as me and the flying antler beasts like to call it: Merry help fold your hivemate in half so they can suck their own bulge day! #nsfw
