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Hello chittr! Roro convinced me to join this site! I hope to have a grand old time here!
B33 < i should get a collar with a little bell on it BX33 < scared an entire brunch worth of retir33s just meow B33 < then again BPP < idk if that wouldve helped them hear me
An important reminder: all your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. All your friends hating you is statistically impossible, and you are not that special.
*Snickering* https://i.imgur.com/tqUvpGb.png #nsfwish ? It's a meme.
It’s too dangerous to say that I think I am safe. But I think swift response did help me. God bless humans loving milk so much we made solutions for not being able to drink it.
B33 < brb forfeiting all my mortal possessions to maplehoof
@terminalGalactica (the coffee comes first. By this point, it is a routine- a cup forms out of faintly glowing green smoke, the sound of coffee pouring is audible as the cup solidifies and fills, and it rotates in mid-air until retrieved. The Zelda 'got item' jingle plays when it is. A beat passes, and then a stack of FOUR (4) pancakes appears on a plate, a foot to the left of where the coffee did, accompanied by the accouterments- toast, jam, syrup, and some back bacon. A note follows- it is a loyalty card with some of the holes already punched out, and " :) -K." written on the back.)
Like this post for coffee, pity for breakfast. And if you have dietary restrictions or requests, reply?
<3 acquired #officialasfuck
// Hey a reminder that hating people OOC is nasty behavior. I dont know why i have to keep saying this but people aren't their fucking characters.
told my angels id havve dam send them back in time to lowwaa if they didnt hurry up and find dualscar and they still aint turned up wwith nothin cant find good conjured minions nowwhere these days
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I expect at least one Roxy to hijack the music and shitpost in my honor.
Forgot I was lactose intolerant. It may be too late now.
#NSFW BEING MANHANDLED MIGHT FIX ME, ITS A 50/50 SHOT
(=\>.</=) When mew're comprised out of two lesbian girls mew tend to have a lot of arguments about whether or not the gay man that was added into the mix is also a lesbian now.
i nnnnnneeeeeed attention and affection i need it i need it i need it #nsfw #yearning im actualy goin crazy rn
how early is too early 2 start planning yr halloween costume bc i literally just got the best sponsored pinterest ad for no reason
oouuhgh i wanna sit in a lap i wanna be petted i wanna b called cute n pretty n good i wanna b praised oh no #nsfw #petplay #yearning
jumping up and down wagging my tail clapping my hands
i am feeling so unbelievably femme tonight,,,,,,,,, wanna b called a pretty girl rn this instanttt
OK BUT am i crazy 4 finding the floor lenght long sleevy maid look hotter like grl let me unbutton u + see what noooo one else gets to
D --> Perhaps I should simply lean into the #nsfw side of my maid interest on this site D --> It is not as if saying that I find girls in short frilly dresses attractive would be anywhere near the most degenerate thing posted on here D --> Even if that attraction is far from the only reason I enjoy or respect maids
I like drinking all my drinks out of a wine glass, even if they're just a vodka soda. Makes it feel classier. #substance
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sighs.... yeahhhh
mmnnnmnmnnmmm.............. needy.................. #yearning #nsfw
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i dont know when but at some point i picked up the strilonde overthinking problem us roxys arent actually immune it just kicks in late if it does
at this point someone call me a good whore while fucking me so hard i cant think #nsfw
go my angels bring me the head of orphaner dualscar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9a244ac5f85d.png @orphanerDualscar #theyrecoming
i am afraid i have only bad and extremely ill advised advice for this specifically
1 w4nt to blow you l1k3 4n n3s c4rtr1dg3. #nsfw
is this a universal roxy experience bc twin
feeling a little bit strange and funky and anomalously anxious but i think i know how to fix that #substance
anywayzzzzz how r u tonite my chittlings. my kittenz.
oh you'll get a *very* different side a' me, angel. #suggestive
near forgot to give y'all yer prize #nsfw [Multiple pictures, followed by a video, all of him bouncing on a large dildo, his chest and neck flushed red. His back was arched, legs spread, as he moved. He gave soft noises, still pretty quiet as usual.]
u look like u drive a classy expensive car and shop at designer clothing stores exclusively and wear rly nice smelling perfume it is a good look
Another repost. Another palate cleanser. I still have the shades. https://i.imgur.com/vZQ7Ttv.png #nsfw
i ws gonan say i hav a new fav troll bt he just said he jizzed on hsi keybroad so. nvm #nsfw #vaguepost
lmao wtf was this quiz? i think i lost some sanity doing this like i actaully cannot stop giggling what was this nightmare ass quiz? #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412245249304035430/1491622455763009587/Screenshot_20260408-201342_Chrome.jpg?ex=69d85d2a&is=69d70baa&hm=b6d0a234984ec122a8338e8819de1d026270088b2f160e777ac6fc61e15f19d7&
ABO is so fucking limiting as a kink wym an alpha cant be soft and sensitive and in touch w their emotions???????? fake and gay #nsfw
omega omega omega my feed is full of omegas if were all omegas there will be too many nests and not enough alphas to breed everyone and we will not make it through the cold season due to the influx of heat induced omega on omega aggression (tags: Reader/Alpha, OOOOOOOOOOOA, ABO, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
who is slenderman he sounds gaymosexual
nope maybe roxys are just doomed to have something wrong with them just not as bad as dirks lol
*explosion sound effect*
i might try horny posting tonight to ward off my anxiety to quote basically everyone i know thanks sburb i really needed that
Gay crime.
:33< a kitty is a type of creatpurr who will bite mew and scratch mew and love mew and snuggle mew and kiss mew an...
Imagine for a moment, someone drew a comic about your life.
:33< mew know what i like about butts? :33< effurryone has one :33< nyat efurryone has a nook or rumblespheres or a bulge :33< but efurryone has a butt! :33< that is the beauty of the but! :33< the great equalizpurr :33< #nsfw
me and the other jadelings are forming a pact. we are considering taking over the world or maybe having a sleepover
((Hi i just wanted to say thank you to everyone that joined in with the zombie bit, I had a lot of fun with that and y'all just made it so amazing))
luv postin selfies bc i am castinnnn tht line and fishin 4 the best fish in the c #compliments
i don't know about full on hole posting yet but maybe i should post another lewd picture here soon? it would only be my second ever on this website. #nsfw.
MWA)(!!!
:33< kissing the homeows goodnight? :33< kiss em good meowrning too! :33< kiss mewer homies efurry night and day and all the time!!! :33< are mew stupid???
Gog how many Jades follow me? A8out three I think... 8itches love me!! (Literally)
:33 < yes ofc i wont be a heathen and just kiss it without consent and a date!
ur welcome twin <3
:33 < hey so like am i allowed to kiss the tummy?
sending u many blessings and manifesting that u get dicked down animal style asap #nsfw
:33< i do it anyaway i love s33ing shit ive already s33n but nyow somebody has liked it
:33 < thank mew chittr gods fur the "mark all as read button" so i dont have to press on each notif i get
true but i mean for real though. who the fuck doesn't like them.
:33< yeah i do :33< theyre qu33ns!!! :33< they bl33d acid whats nyat to love???
write out a whole chittr post but dont hit send, walk away, eat a whole meal, ponder ur life decisions, come back, delete the post without sending
B33 < real B33 < whatcha playing
B33 < @sanguineSaevitas youd look adorable with kitty ears and a cute tail B33 < i bet youd claw up furniture if anynyan disagr33d with you h33h33
day twwo of radish soaking: yeah thats a radish kinda tastes like rum i guess #substance
i swallow his cum and the minecraft potion drinking sound effect plays #nsfw #silly
jake i know you have my fish fear me crop top give it back
SH3'S SO CUT3 1 W4NT TO B1T3 H3R. #V4GU3
B:33c < ive said it befur and ill say it again oh my godddd B33 < drop dead gorgeous ind33d
:33< real and true also mewre a total smokeshow so it nyatpurral!
:33< YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :33< MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!! :33< going feral fur this mew must know!!!
its ok he knows who him is
:33< yeah same :33< idk who him is to mew but same
i need him 2 blow my back out from behind so viciously rn #nsfw
:33< im called shitpeta beclaws im a lil shit! :33< what is unclear about that?
When I Say Boynook I Want To Be Clear That I Mean Rugged Old Man Nook. Send Chit. #nsfw
:33< my man im pansexmewal i wouldnt sl33p on #boynook fur the world
:33< boynook is a close second :33< and nyanbinary butt is also pawsome
:33< thinking once again about the best thing in the furld #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
yes
feeling amazeballs, drop the pic big dog
we die like men fr fr #nsfw
dear chittr usr pls pixture me in this outfit thank u and ily roxy p.s. ifnore the text isk who oc is or y they r mine https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6927.jpeg
me when good pussy #nsfw #imsorry
:33< mew know what time it is! :33< its kitty time!!! :33< MEOW!
I might like men. Fuckk.
:33< sigh thinking about girls again :))
bitches b annoyin on ths site n then b surprised they r annoyin #imbitches #fishinglollllll
WHITE BALL UNHAND ME!?
arise chittr! so much new slime! my dream came true 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #sliming, archive rating: T)
Woke up hungry, made myself some cluckbeast eggs and oinkbeast sausages.. And then a lil grub wandered in while I was cooking and that is super dangerous for a vulnerable little grub! So I had to scold a Jade who was busy chittring whose job was to look after the thing... I'm sorry for yelling at you fellow Jade but it's dangerous for the little ones to be in here when there's cooking going on!
ohhh. i mean its the eridanweek one no wonder its all a spectacle.
// breaking character this once to post small gift for the legend @dynamicFlowfields https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/mocali.png?v=1775664399654
ur goin 2 fgiht me idc wheer but ur gonan fckuing fite me *fight *where *gonna *fucking @commanderGenes
didn't realized i passed 1,200 kults on here so maybe ill do sumn to celebrate ;) #suggestive
im being so fucking brave you wouldnt believe
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/68d6ZfyMUYURol2y15Ta2Y?si=45f688c016e5453d
B33 < lmeow i s33 B:PP < ill update my shipping chart latepurr
keep having dreams where i fly real far away and when i wake up all i can feel is the need to get out so anyway #normal bird shit
pack it up boys we have made a social blunder.
grl kick ur fiances ass 4 doin tht
youd think grown ass man wouldnt get a tummy ache no more but here i am #aching my #tummy bro whaddahell
sometimes i wvanna cut my hair off, and then i remember it's the demons talking.
Being single is nice. I refuse to+ be defined by o+thers. I'm my o+wn tro+ll.
I apologize for not posting much as of the last day or so. The quality of your feeds, has unfortunately, suffered as a result. While I still plan to engage in my silly monster fighting roleplay prompts with you, just know I have been busy fantasizing about a payphone and wishing I had a quarter on hand.
Might do a movie night tonight if anyone's interested... Snacks and drinks provided for those who want in, and recommendations accepted. Current line-up is "Friday the 13th III 3D" and "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D". Or, for the trolls here, that's "Troll Jason Voorhees Returns From Hiding With New Appearance Comprising Clothes And Mask Taken From Victims' Belongings; Group Of Older Teens Refuses Warning To Turn Back, Staying At Home By Crystal Lake; Troll Jason Voorhees Kills Dangerous Bikers, Then Group Of Teens One-By-One, Tricking And Taunting Them Occasionally As He Murders Them; Showdown Occurs Between Troll Jason Voorhees And Final Survivors As They Attempt To Outwit Him And Kill Him For Good; Movie To Be Watched In Stereoscopic Anaglyph Three-Dimensional View", and "The Adventures of Troll Sharkboy and Troll Lavagirl in 3D".
:33< todays lil shitpeta is brought to mew by #violence and by #nsfw!
#beetleweek #beetlepost ths is me if i were a bug https://i.redd.it/only-seen-online-and-labeled-as-pink-leaf-beetle-does-v0-ho0a6pps1o9a1.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5c9773a44ab6ff7963bef3476ba229a90921893
hmmmmm your answer easier do imma take this one ova that other one
well ig dirk and jake did but theyre always doin that so it only counts .5ways
fuuuuuuuuck #ImStreisingItTooArentI
// throwing this out there as an ooc post, but with the reality hopping stuff i want jinx to interact- but i do not want to magically solve arcs or problems other characters on here run into. if i am at any point doing that and messing smth up please dm me and i will adjust. i do not want to ruin anyone's stakes when i interact. nor steal thunder.
Mew! Mrrr mrp!! ::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/POv2iqtpN70AAAAd/cat-cute-cat.gif
HISS >::Ɛ https://media1.tenor.com/m/GSMTYKMzy0MAAAAC/10.gif
When you type like that it DOES make me feel like maybe you have some kind of hang up or feelings on the matter that havent been addressed? But whoopsie daisies! I ammend my original comment haha. NONE OF US ARE *PRESENTLY* DATING OR EVEN NEARBY TOGETHER. I AGREE!!!!
... Ok, I might have thought the timing of these posts through a touch more. Previous chit aside. I will be on a private yacht tour with Dirk, Jake, Roxy and Calliope starting this Friday and continuing across the next. Eleven days. Im commemoration of my birthday. ... It's a normal, friendlystyle, PLATONIC private yacht retreat. ... I will still be answering emails and official inquiries. And maybe we'll post some pictures.
!!!!!! MAO?! @vodkaMutini https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZuHOMqoKa6cAAAAd/cat-kitty.gif
so help me god...... #ImGod #SomeoneElseHALP
THANK you me!!!! thank fuck some1 can see my perspective here
you know when you randomly get jumpscared with dysphoria / like you're just sitting writing music / then suddenly / without warning / you hate yourself / and think you hurt everyone around you
LIL SEB IS A BLESSING TO THIS WRETCHED WORLD.
♡♡|GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! MAY LOVE FIND YOU!!|♡♡
telling them were NOT a 4/5 ppl throuple is NOT gonna make them think that!!!!! it just looks like we ARE a big ol frickin MEGATHROUPLE!!!!!!! x(
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
Realizing my dumbass didn’t really put a character intro so here we go! Your name is HASTUR SABBOT and you are a wanted troll. You are wanted for various reasons ranging from your blood color to your illegal medical operations, but as far as the highbloods are concerned they will leave you alone if you keep “treating” them as “patients” in need of “medicine”. You are the village doctor in your little community despite not having any medical certifications you are very efficient with drug based treatments. Despite being known for getting high on your own supply you are surprisingly competent…most of the time at least. When you are not getting blasted off of your seemingly never ending supply of joints you conceal your face with a plague doctor mask, which ironically enough with your tattered robes makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Nice going dumbass! Your lusus is an abyssal vulture and you totally don’t run a cult that anticipates the end of the universe by the awakening of the blind idiot god. That would be silly to assume you worship such ancient evils of cosmic origin and biologically dubious nature. Your name is purely coincidental and not at all related to the king in yellow who holds secrets of forbidden knowledge and dark plays or literature. Well at least that’s what you tell anyone who isn’t interested in joining. Your quadrants are frankly nobody else’s business but you are quite open about your pale relationship with Pounce, the local feral cat of a troll. You have interests in firearms, substances, historical literature, the occult, and medical practices of dubious ethics. What shall you do? https://imgur.com/a/msE5PfL#Af798mb #substance
sup.
:33< heating pad and tums upon mew!
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:33< theres women in the world and thats beautifur
B33 < beclaws the stars look so much brighter in your eyes~ B33 < dont you know? <3 #nowplaying https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0sv8jj4ew&si=b3QCE_udeE6hSBqh
B33 < oh appurrently its slime time B33 < clawngrats chittr
https://i.imgur.com/5wazJDn.png #suggestive
it's nice to hear someone enjoyed it at least. thanks :,) you should've joined in too tbh :P
1M T3MPT3D TO JO1N YOU 1F TH4T H3LPS, BUT 1M 4LSO 1NCR3D1BLY COMFORT4BL3 R1GHT NOW
crazy that there literal lava in it too. you'd think that would hurt
:33< MEOW!!! :33< now thats what i like to s33!
dude. what if u just awaknd him n now hes coming 4 u next
Happy to help. It's my actual way of saying good morning, website. (A cloud of faintly glowing green smoke heralds the arrival of coffee- in a travel mug that is like... beetle shell iridescent.)
I remember seeing this Dave guy ask Jason "does the mask stay on during sex or what", never heard from him since. Wonder if Jason got him.
:33< thank mew roro i purrlan to stay real fur this!
:33< new day new shitpeta! :33< i like #girlbulge cats meowposting hornyposting roleplaying and shitposting! :33< ... :33< shit! :33< #nsfw ish
Okay. Coffee is done. Like this post for coffee.
:33< whats the trend i gotta chase nyow? :33< TITPOSTING??!? :33< #nsfw :33< i just got out of slime and even if i was gonna take tit pic this early i barley have anya to start with!!!
leaving a little room for dominance while enjoying the sweet life of being a huge bottom seems wonderful! i'm more 50/50 myself :B
Okay Okay. i Am Only 10% A Top. 90% Bottom Bitch. and Im Proud Of It! #nsfw
)Hello Chittr!! I VVas gonna post fVll boob bVt I got a bit nerVoVs, then remembered I haVe this adorbs bra that someone boVght me! Hope yoV like it!! #partialnsfVV https://f2.toyhoV.se/file/f2-toyhoV-se/images/118036613_7rzkOpOYHsGXRiN.png/
Whenever I post past 7 pm about what I'm doing it oft feels like 'Fish found in water, breaking news'. Here we go again.
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prrrrrr prrrr!!! ::3 > Mutie is nuzzling against its phone.. It hopes Roro can feel it.
Maplehoof, I have some matters I need to attend to. I am trusting you to watch over these users. Thank you.
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I am truly honored. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/honored.png
ᐖ LEFT! NO! ᑈRUMBZ!!!!!1!!1 @MERᑈURIALGOREPRIEST #NSFW HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/9ᐖᑈF4B6ᐖ9A1A.PNG ᐛ
Chittr r3ally 2trugglin tonight
(( OOC hey though sincere reminder if you are a minor *please* get off this site. yes. you reading this. like. literally WE, the adults, will be the ones held responsible for you being here, even if you lie about your age or hide it. you are endangering yourself and others. im sure there are better spaces for you to rp if you look. be safe. sorry i just had to get that out there.
2till I2O m3tal band2, m3talcor3 band2, punk band2, 3tc. N33d to b3 willing to play in a burning building in th3 3v3nt 2hit g3t2 r3al crazy. Paid gig.
Our initiative has been truncated by the resurfacing of Eridan Week. But nice, nonetheless.
I Have Been Urged To Participate By Rose, So Here Is My Contribution. #bulgeontimelinetuesday #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/oybxlsd.png
i think evweryone should havwe a favworite bird.
// everytime i see obama in my notifications, I smile.
:33 < i want to s33 a carolina reaper. :33 < i heard those are purretty spicy
didnt read the post but your icon is cute as fuck. but also followv your heart or somefin.
w41t1ng for som3on3 to pl4y bongoz w1th my 4ss rn. #nsfw
1 th1nk w3 should blow up ch1tt 1f 4noth3r 3r1d4n w33k h4pp3n3d.
the site is slowing down!! i'll take this as a sign to go to sleep so i can avoid the inevitable :P
Thank you, I needed a touch-up. (Ow)
bitches love my posts (the bitches in question are other versions of myself)
The notification system ought to ne streamlined a bit first especially on mobile but I wholeheartedly agree my feline friend! Chirrrp!
Lovely!
I have done more research into beetles, and I have discovered the lovely tortoise beetle. What an interest beetle to bring to your attention during #beetleweek. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/beedle.png
obama i love you please notice me look at this red and black beetle i found it online https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/fg.jpg?v=1775605353915 #beetleposting #pleasetrollbama
#beetleweek #beetleposting https://lawrencehallofscience.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Stag-Beetle-scaled.jpg
I would like to request the #beetleposting once more in celebration of #beetleweek. That was rather nice.
:33 < say, i have an excellent qualkitty of life feature for this social media app!! :33 < okay creator of chittr, please get out your writing utensil and scribbling pad :33 < cuz this is something that is of the upmost importance! :33 < i believe there should be a ‘prod’ feature!! :33 < what does this mean, my followers? it means you can poke and prod and boop your friends :33 < and you can prod back! :33 < and well :33 < thats all there is to it :33 < i just wanna give all of my followers a friendly prod is that too much to ask?? :33 < poke poke poke X33 https://media1.tenor.com/m/SDaucoBbNx0AAAAC/cat-kitten.gif
monster high vs internalized mysogony who will win?
(( i do think my roxy would be a terrible feminist. girlboss does Not know her own worth fully and needs approval from men.
more people are coming online so things are either about to get freaky, really laggy or both
you, dave, jake and maybe karkat are exceptions because you're cool :B
Do iiiiiit
Been sober for two days, which isn't many, but I suppose I should celebrate the small wins. Being offline is a bit of a help. Also the liquor store near me being closed and me mysteriously losing the captcha codes (Dave...) for alcohol. But It's still a victory I'd say. #substance
maybe you could alchemize T to be in a pill form.
pretty sure you can do that but it's a little hard :O
fat bitches unite #skinnybitchesdntinteract #jklolilovemyfreeinternetpoints #iamfatbitches
it's that time of day where a girl puts on her comfiest pyjamas and lays in bed on her phone for an hour or so it's a sacred ritual
iim acTTually more of a morally grey TTwiink
[|87 :: 1 m;ss 10 seconds ago before 1 read th;s barkbeastsh;t ngl. #bleachmyganderbulbs
F33ling antsy. Might get the zoomies later.
pls have this play in ur head whenevr u see my posts #nowplaying #nsfwsong https://open.spotify.com/track/092IqUmkOsPdcsqS0rTlir?si=9RrVE_7FSv-uBHaouksn2A
my body may be giving up on me but at least the dysphoria isnt hitting me like a train
and also buying absolutely no bra for my tits #nsfw #letthembounce
My acc.o°unts are well int.o° the black actually especially with recent windfalls thanks t.o° Eridan Week and .o°ther fine clientele that has f.o°und itself acr.o°ss my way
What do you know. Lack of opposable digits be damned, that weasel can mix a stiff beberage. I mean beverage*.
sorry if i owe u a msg back rn im tryin 2 unconfuzzle the everluving hell out of my brain rn
shpipping chart ?????????
IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR YOUR VVIEWWIN PLEASURE dont let it be said that the empire dont rewward loyalty cause i acted dutifully for SWWEEPS and noww i get my wwhatfor IN ADDITION TO NORMAL ORPHANER DUTIES youre noww lookin at the neww IMPERIAL ARBALEST finest shot in the land nay the multivverse i strike true for the spectrum neww arc evveryone #eridansdiary #arbalestarc
Well, with that bit of business squared away, at least I’m finally off the clock. #substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0544.jpeg
walls are nature’s sket(hbook
aw dang. sorry you're bored!
i am legally classified as a cryptid. 0u0
megidd0 was kn0wn in the akkadian language used in assyria as magiddu, magaddu. in egyptian, it was maketi, makitu, and maked0. in the canaanite-influenced akkadian used in the amarna letters, it was kn0wn as magidda and makida. it was k0ine greek: μαγεδών/μαγεδδώ, magedón/mageddó in the septuagint; latin: magedd0 in the vulgate. k0ine greek: ἁρμαγεδών, r0manized: harmagedōn, a transliterati0n 0f the hebrew har megidd0 "m0unt megidd0". the b00k 0f revelati0n describes an ap0calyptic battle at armagedd0n in revelati0n 16:14. fr0m this appearance in a well-kn0wn eschat0l0gical text, the term "armagedd0n" has c0me t0 signify any w0rld-ending catastr0phe. i like wikipedia. 0u0
FINISHED MY TWO CAKES, FEELING QUITE PROUD OF THE RESULTS. STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP TO MAKE THEM FEEL MORE FANCY. [|:^) HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/KJQGU31.PNG #PROUD #BAKING
the dog inside me wants to search you for illegal substances and possible bombs
frolicking, frolicking, frolicking. Please don't mind the man I mauled, frolicking,frolicking. #doggyposting
make purchase 0f the merchandise.
vV LUSII POSTING GRUB PICTURES IS SOOOO CUTE!!! I LOVE LOOKIN' AT THOSE CUTE LIL' THINGS!!! Vv
dog boys shouldnt have to have person jobs
i love my unhneigd andriod féinca he deosnt care if i brign him dead aminals or if i drnik laavlamp water :3 *unhinged *android *fiancé *doesnt *bring *animals *drink *lavalamp #death
oldschool vocaloid just hits different #music
not now kitten, daddys tryna figure out how 2 not accidentally hront post #nsfw #ish #imstilltagginit
sburb would have been so easy if we had pokemon
3833 < We got Tasty Tubes, which are basically Churus for grubs, and they are going INSANE for sweet potato tube goo. >
dspite mt titty pfp, i do try 2 b the least hornt alt but the demons... #nsfw #ijstbtagginshit
I Guess The Hobby Of Video Gaming Is Alright If You Don’t Make It Your Entire Personality I Personally Like The Hill That Is Silent And The Residence That Is Evil
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2PQRJFB/BOONBUX-COPY.PNG BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY I CHITTR. ON COMPANY TIME. #NEWPINNED #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS
i sign the "give all chocolate to roro" contract on behalf of all dogs
stop feeding your dogs chocolate for the love of karkat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
➳ 𝓶issie took this cute pic of 𝓶e during a set 🥰🥰🥰 i think shes going to 𝓶ake the club a page soon ??? soo cool 💕 i was sooo tireddd #nsfw ? https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/i𝓶ages/117983957_P9N6XwxQbJBcwqY.png
When the function have Truth or Dare & smirnoff Shout out to Jinx @ectoBiologist#6844 for the awesome party last night, as well as efurrrybody who showed up! https://i.imgur.com/2p2SsLt.jpeg #suggestive #substance mew~ 💖✨
i know so many cats!
@rolals across every space, time n timelines we should do a sentai thing where we unite into 1 megaroxy thatd b cool
I will be there next time.
B33 < yesssss B:33 < i was hoping youd post this! B33 < ty for sharing your bev h33h33
Dang, I hate that I missed this because of that event horizon happening.
BX33 < dude the invite was open i rechittd it like twice
it took a while but things re-established themselves. we plan on doing it again though!
hehe, cute!!!
B33 < they call me the heckin 33py kitto B33 < on nyaccount of ive traveled back in time sefural years in Internet furnacular B33 < and also beclaws i should go back to bed
i AM KIND OF LIKE, tHE 7TH ALPHA KID, wHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT,
:33< painting my nails olive t33h33
@terminalGalactica (drip. drip. The sound of coffee being brewed turns into the sound of coffee being poured turns into a fresh mug of coffee- the mug reads 'do you believe in magic?' 'No. I believe in caffeine.')
my entire page this morning is just other mes finally some good content
Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
I don't care if it hurts (Uh) I wwanna havve control (Mmmm) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33< check mewr ceral box fur a ring of divine imeowrtality
:33< kitty scratch attack!
B33 < it was litterally always meant to end in a sl33pofur if you made it this fur!!!
:33 < that sounds like fun! :33 < please lay it on us when you can, dj jazzy jagg (:33 < is that nickname too much?? it just sounded so cool in my pan was all)
#nowplaying http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=MFXoChnyIPk&2i=3agJYQWJdXGjl3Fn K33p2 coming up on my Playli2t. Ain't complaining. Gr3at 2ong to l3t th3 2l33p di23a23 tak3 m3 to. Goodlight Chittrfolk
On that note... Any Dave's or Dirks/Bros... Hit me up I'm really sad and could use NOT SEXUAL fatherly approval. #NOTincest.
i really like women because i'm super gay and they make me feel tingly in my stomach and sometimes also other things :D :D
DOMINANT WOMEN. #HELLYEAH
BX33 < ill live! B33 < i was mostly pissed beclaws it was sudden B33 < i didnt get to be in on the bit the bit happened to me yknow
:33< *the mighty huntress juggles knives then throws them against the wall in a heart shaped pattern*
fun lil house party i should go places more often maybe
:33< *the mighty huntress meows at the mewn*
Aahh!! A bunch of junior Jades accidentally made a mess with the grubs and now I have to clean it up.... Duty calls, I'll probably try to come back later...
truth or dare is #heatingup
B33 < this is defamation B33 < im gonnya have to clawntact my furicking lawyers
just gave a lap dance 2 the homie in front of a crowd full of strangers and im feeling a Certain Kinda Way about it #nsfw
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/117969553_ni℧CY4869cGGx72.jpg selfe at the ghast staiton what yalle want lmfao
i feel like every time this site crashes its like when u lift up a rock and a bajillion bugs start skittring around panicking thats us
B33 < it is! B;33 < invites still open so not technically crashing eithpurr https://msparp.chat/backyardbash
B33 < happy to repurrt the casualties of our party/sl33pofur so far REMAIN zero BX33 < despite modest effurts of our attend33s
#NoWListening https://open.spotify.com/track/4RC1Mjzz46dMsXSmW4GMVh?si=oIx-1MI2SJuTVJPcqOQ_NQ
vV Ohh, you're such a sweet thing!~ Thanks for the compliment, dear! Vv :^)
Being more flirty and open about my body!! It's fun!
Being more open about myself is actually pretty fun!
My god your rumble spheres are incredible, mrrow. And the lighting I find quite artistic! The rim lighting highlights just the important parts of your sexy sexy figure and leaves the rest up to the viewer's now-active imagination! Hot.
#nsfw #wheresoback [The picture and short video are focused on his dick, a nice and shiny ring snugly at the base. Tucked up against it is a little vibrator with a wire going from it to a little battery pack, taped to his hip. His dick is hard and leaking, resting against his lower stomach. During the video, he's softly huffing and sighing from above, his cock twitching and throbbing.]
... Just got out of the shower... Haha~ Sorry for the lighting it's hard to get a good picture in here. [[Art by me! I used a reference!]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f1bc5dec795.png #NSFW #Selfie
((Alright let's do this intro info post thing. So yeah got another Roxy account and this one is Genderfluid (any pronouns), Roxy is very transcoded to me and as an enby myself I enjoy playing with Roxy's gender like its clay. This version of Roxy as you have probably noticed if you've ever seen a post still drinks, the story reason I came up with is Roxy relapsed after being sober for several years thinking they could handle it...they couldn't, the out of universe reason is I don't have a healthy relationship with alcohol myself and having a character I relate to to project that onto is very comforting. #substance most of my post are just me posting my real thoughts that I feel are in character Uhh I have my own Dirk @numberoneRainbowdashfan an account my best friend who's a Dirk kinnie and is the person that got me into Homestuck owns Um ok so embarrassing bit to admit, this Roxy is less flirty and I don't participate is more sexual talk due to me just feeling awkward when I try, I am working on being less awkward but...I am just an awkward person lol. And finally the cat pictures shown are all of my real life cat Willow, hell all of Roxy's post aboht their cat is just me writing about Willow in character, um yeah I can't think of anything I'm missing about my Roxy I play on this account...thanks for reading.))
i did that i downed the server my bad will happen again
I'd say it's also follow that happy trail hours too
$-$-$ soooo l!ek when !z !t nawt boy nook t!me lawl cuz d!s sh!t !s f!!!!re #boynook #nsfw™
Yeah, I think this site needs some education
deffffinitelyy
i luv wen its hornypost hours on this website i feel so at home #nsfw
concept: a cute excitable girl using her bulge on a big stoic boys nook and though hes usually very apathetic and tough he blushes and cries while shes on top (tags: Chittr Timeline Trend/The Rankmaid, small top big bottom, no quad mention, chitfic, girlbulge, boynook, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
girl✅ bulge✅ girlbulge✅✅✅✅✅ (artist: welwraith) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bulge.png
Girl bulge is an unstoppable force, but let's not forget its tight French cousin #boypussy, the immovable object
boypussy lovers do i have the thing for you #nsfw
concept: a cute short girl whos super shy and modest but turns out she has a giant girlbulge that is literally so big you dont even know what to do about it (tags: Reader/Anonymous, i keep seeing #girlbulge on my dash, #nsfw, size difference, unmentioned quadrant, small top, archive rating: M)
:33< happy that one of the many many times i chitt about #girlbulge :33< i start a trend i will k33p doing it it will happen again :33< #nsfw ish
I should mention, you are free to message me anytime! Any notifications make me very much wag my tail.
I agree. #Girlbulge can be nice. 38P #nsfw
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why n0t b0th?
the best genre of pussy fr fr
:33< boynook is also the best!!! :33< #pansexual #nsfw
girls? awesome! bulges? great! now imagine..... girl bulges? #nsfw
I am just GRGGRRGRRRBARKBARKWOOFWOOFGROWLGRR anyways, how was you guy's day?
I will now invite you all to join hands in a prayer circle.
HELL FUKKIN YESSSSSSS
u know i would open my #WizardMarriage apps 4 the funny of it all but im a lil worried that it might give our earth c mortal squad (so like tha rest of the planet LMFAO) the wrong idea
#nowplaying Good Gills by Beac)( Bunny )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=wCIx)(lDaUPk&si=GrNendCYdui4JlVM
it's a tittiEs out kinda day. #nsfw https://static.f-list.nEt/imagEs/charimagE/36418740.png
gotta try some lipstick later. be the one smudging up a face rather than the victim.
the new album is out tonight / i can't wait to hear everyone's thoughts / drop in 4 hours
u can thorw bircks at me all u want here is my profo that u only spade my faincé in the comemnts * throw *bricks *proof *fiancé *comments @twwiinAquariium @turingTranscendence https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/774136a7e8af.png
i once convinced karkat that there are mini tiny humans out there who live in his walls