Okay. Coffee is done. Like this post for coffee.
@aspiringPessimist (a mug appears first. It reads "don't talk to me until I've eaten this mug". It fills with coffee, then rotates counterclockwise in midair, approximately at eye level, until retrieved.)
Happy to help. It's my actual way of saying good morning, website. (A cloud of faintly glowing green smoke heralds the arrival of coffee- in a travel mug that is like... beetle shell iridescent.)
@dynamicFlowfields (a perfectly generic object appears, breaks into yutapon cubes, and reveals the coffee mug within. The text on it says "shake for refill", and the cup functions as described- if it is empty, shaking it causes it to refill with fresh coffee.)
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@surlyTabloid (a mug appears. It appears to have a blank crossword on it, along with clues on the back side. The crossword changes when solved, and the mug refills when the answers are correct. First cup is free, too, as it fills with piping hot coffee.)
I appreciate having a place to post, and so it is the least I can do to give you a slightly cooler cup.