dave strider but with dog ears
@turntechDoghead
kind of like how jade is a dog to an extent except im significantly less adjusted to the whole thing
me: *making sick beats* the 10% of me that's a dog: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo
got the strap on me no lesbo
how much should i play up this whole dog thing until i get ear scratches
i'll give u ear scritchies rn if u want them
I will give you ear scratches and in exchange you have to listen to me explain how I think your behavior was formed via your childhood and get into your Freudian slips.
W)(o's a good Dave? Yes you are! Y--ES YOU AR--E!
you cant see it but my tail is thumping against the ground like a goddamn war drum
so cuuuuute aww
i wont stop til the breaks fall off...off off yes sir yessir...cuz i need you in the passenger
+2 to charisma cause bitches cant resist my dogboy swag motherfuckers hate when they cant hang cause they aint in their bag im lighting these rhymes like a real poet and if you down to clown with me baby you better show it #sickrhymes #illbeats #stillgotit
me: *making sick beats* the 10% of me that's a dog: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo
soooo9 fuckging relatable actualy
Incredible content.
why is everyone seven feet tall im starting to feel like this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGUFF5kWAAAIP76.jpg
its ook im oonly 4'11 soo i have too lean my head back too talk too everryoone
thanks it never dawned upon me to take that option into consideration actually
who up thinking about the logistics of barking at ambulance sirens
be honest would the court find me guilty if i pleaded to being a hungry little guy after trying to steal corn dogs from behind the gas station counter this may or may not be a time sensitive question
You get caught up on the concept of taking what's owed?
would you eat ass over tomatoes
theres nothing i wouldnt eat ass for
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I hate t𝅝mat𝅝es but ♫ I love ass 𝄰𝓂𝅝ralDile𝓂𝆐a 𝄰N𝅝To𝆐at𝅝esOnMyBurgerPlease ♫ 𝄰YesAssOnMyBurgerThankY𝅝u 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
good night chittr awoo and bark and woof and all that bullshit
woof! good night! <3
whos leg to i have to hump to get a stiff drink around here
god damn all the canine bitches out tonight myself included literally who let the dogs out in this motherfucker
i thinnk there's a sonng about that. it was inn "beverly hills chihuahua"
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH FUCK YEAH THIS GOES HARD. YOU'RE LOOKIN TUFF IN THIS EDIT BRO. SOME REAL ALPHA DAWG SHIT RIGHT HERE.
Me sometimes—
all the dog bitches give me a bark
awuff
Bark bark. Bark.
>>e see you @>>etBarkbeast
i love when i find images of myself that have been deepfried in the sepia filter for two centuries before being left out to dry in the texas sun enjoy said image of myself without the dog ears that i definitely have https://i.pinimg.com/236x/53/48/2a/53482a4d213f784e89124b8be13db055.jpg
woof
bark
dunno if the world is ready for an awoo above 10 decibels man...itd be catastrophic
you gotta live your truth, homedog. even if you flatten a city or two, itd be worth it