♣ mediated by @tipsyGalactica
NOTH1NG. 3LS3.
iif ii 2ee her puttiing her hand2 down that guy2 pant2 iim gonna blow up her fuckiing phone.
X Roro is lying, you can’t have a hangover if you’re drunk so start pounding shots and get fucked up again #substance x
:33< ... i have to get worse its the only way
wehn that burger calls i answer *when
I'm sorry, this is... this is confusing, and I'm trying to make sense of it. You're not... her. In either sense. Yet you are. I'm... On the fridge. Welded to the door. What did I leave you?
Offering free unlicensed therapy. If I find you boring I will stop responding, but otherwise I will diagnose you with something probably.
Yes, it is isn't it?
Guess where I am right now?
The people deserve to know the truth, under all that snobbish bullshit, is just a snivelling, crying, whining fool.
Do you require further assistance? I could help if you need such support.
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AS IF TODAY WASN'T ROTTEN ENOUGH. I WISH THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD JUST GO TO HELL!!!
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
Sorry I didn't mean that.
dahs full of cronii my ocean :)
vwhy are my chits gettin pitied and mediated? #wvagueposting
the symb0l is literally a vine crocker.
#nsfw
... I mean, I can, but I feel like a lot of people wouldn't like it.
Zazzerpan has emerged from the w☤zard labyr☤nth hav☤ng been m☤ss☤ng for 3 days. #W☤zardWeekTwo
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
Can confirm. Many of my mother's busts around the house resembled quite uncannily a hobble of mildly constipated homeless people with magical powers.
MILF beam. That's my participation for today. #NSFW I guess
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🐾Pfft, ehehe! x) Nice oNe!! hehe,
I.... dont think i have anything to confess? Not that i can think of.
Yes, sorry, the... Ah. Its fine. Promise.
Im going to get him. Im going to get him and make it look like a bloody accident. #violence
that didnt happen. and if it did, it vwasnt that bad. and if it wvas, thats not a big deal. and if it is, thats not my fault. and if it vwas, i didnt mean it. and if i did... you deserwved it. #wvordstolivweby #deep #deepthoughts
◥▶◀◤ —> I do not care if you have trading cards on hand.
[ This Chitt has been removed for #NSFW content. ]
dojt ask him if he wants 2 add more 2 his famiky, dont ask roxy
Is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head? ;) #nsfw and probably #violence
I told you to use OpenHeiress! She needs the training. :B
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bay tha power vested in me bay mr prez dude imma fork whoeva da fuck i want coz i can 38D #peixesstaywinnin
#allnooks #allbulges #exceptamporas
I agree. I deserve to cut heels. #violence
We need to give roombas knives.
There is the obsession with all of the ways he could end up the worst version of himself, and the inevitable failure of every relationship he could ever have. #mentalhealth He is, however, doing his very best to work on that. I suppose I can give him props for bettering himself, but I enjoy bullying him more. He's bound to inevitably read this and get all huffy that he is, ahem, "completely chill".
Roro is so mean to me. 💔
stop talking abt my cursed amulet u are ALL literally so jealous fix ur own jelly via gettin UR OWN amulet not #MyAmulet #SheDoesntEvenKnowU
II mated wiith a cii2 nekogiirl la2t niight, iit wa2 thiinkpanblowiing. hiighly recommend. II love your cunt, iit'2 2o hot @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic #n2fw
You_bind_yourself_to_someone_until_you_die. I_suppose_that_is_quite_romantic. You_can_pick_out_a_grave_spot_with_each_other. Decorate_your_caskets_or_coffins_together. I_would_bury_a_couple_that_chose_to_bind_to_death.
can i be troll ixion? i hawvent gotten to the end of his story yet but he seems like a player i could get behind
Like this post to fall asleep instantly. Mediate it for a coffee.
D --> But they are both lovely