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@caligvlasAqvarivm

"oderint dum metuant"

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 265Kull Score: 4899 followers10 following

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please stop bringin up your dick i am beggin its like beatin a dead hoof beast wwith a fuckin stick #nsfw #notsovagueposting

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Word

i am done posting about it sorry! just made one last post because people assuming things were making me uncomfortable. i was planning on moving on from it for a while but wanted to specify that :P

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anywways before i wwas incredibly rudely cut off by the onslaught of pity on my prevvious post i wwas thinkin our bodies are like a ship of theseus in wway

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sorry big dog its funny as fuck

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in short your body constantly replaces its cells ovver time so physically youre not made of the same stuff you wwere swweeps ago but you still feel like the same person and awware youre the same person

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Do32 that m3an I am immun3 to thi2 cau23 my arm i2 m3tal and 2o that do32nt happ3n

right yeah that about tracks not really worth getting your sailor hat in a twist over though isnt it doesnt really matter if its the same old ship or not what matters is that it floats dont reallt give a fuck if the me from five years ago isnt in here i gotta get the fuck around cape cod

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wwell your arms already been replaced so it still counts plus this doesnt stop your body from changin evvery feww swweeps it growws and replaces dyin cells plus you probably tune that arm up and at some point may need to replace it

2hit your3 2o right

i aint gettin my shit twwisted thats just a thought process i found interestin enough to share wwhich youre fuckin wwelcome about for the record

sorry hold on i forgot about this part thank you eridan thats really cool no but seriously let me hit you with this idea lets say youre not technically made out of growing and dying cells anymore or some dumb hypothetical like that would you be in forever stasis

wwell if your body stopped growwin dyin and replacin cells youd be physically static sure basically in stasis as you said but you wwouldnt be completely quote unquote frozen because your mind could still think learn and change ovver time so youd be physically unchanged but mentally evvolving wwhich could count as a reverse vversion of the ship of theseus

they reversed my fucking ship yanking parts out of it until just the space it occupied is left behind what the fuck am i gonna sail on now good talk lets hit the showers

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i had a thought

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dont pity this post im typin my thought goddamn it

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NOO

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admittedly the aftermath of #eridanweek is more hilarious than anythin upset i missed it out but glad i did at the same time based on the uh troll bruno mars dyin again apparently multiple marriages somethin somethin freakzone or wwhatevver

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3ridanw33k wa2 2om3thing 3l23 for 2ur3

probably wwas better than your godawwful pickup lines

Th3y 2till livin in your h3ad though 😎

because im still experiencin second hand embarrassment

Mayb3 th3 r3al pickup lin32 w3r3 th3 folk2 h3ad2 I liv3 in r3nt fr33 along th3 way

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-- Super Quick Intro Post !! -- --- Eridan's complete lore is still shaping up like clay, so at the moment there's not a lot of tidbits! It's very safe to assume this is a No-Game AU with species intermingling on some planet that could potentially be Earth or similar to Earth (space travel is real). Uses any pronouns, mainly and preferably he/him, is more than ok with they/them & she/her and is AFAB. --- * Please note - I'm here for a good time and do block liberally if I feel like I need to. This is not personal towards anyone, this is for me only. * All of the art that I'll post is either commissioned by me or drawn by me, I'll post credit where credit is due for the commissioned pieces, but please do not use or save those images, thank you! * Eridan's DMs are open 24/7, bother that fucking fish, he deserves no peace !! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3edec6e750a.png - artist: mintofhtagn on tumblr

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wwhy are wwe sharin heights

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⚓< lack of internet safety, idk >

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thats my initial thought actually hence my confusion anywways howw tall are you in smoot

⚓< no idea what a smoot is, but tall enough in smoot >

Wordle 1,750 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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did i wwin

i think some humans should not be allowwed to havve social media but generally thats my opinion

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Good thing nobody a2k3d

unfortunate that no one asked its a good opinion actually maybe a fact

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I Mean, You Did Say ‘some’.

my advvice for fishin is dont hook yourself wwith the rod and dont be near the explosivve wwhen you throww it in the wwater #fishingfriday

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since wwere sharin bait collection https://d2v1xobx8qu3lm.cloudfront.net/media/mageplaza/blog/post/f/r/freshwater-fishing-bait-blog_1.jpg

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Woah, that's one hell of a collection, sick dude

yes yes i am highly awware a the amazin collection i got it aint amazin for no reason after all i got more but these are the standard ones

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Wow, you must be an expert at fishing, I might have to depend on you for some pointers if I can't get a bite

guess i gotta start puttin annual fishin friday trips on my schedule

i just fuckin got here wwhat do you mean places already crashin

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DEV IS PREPARING. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY. AND ALL THAT.

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DO I BLAME YOU OR THE HORSE

@climaxJump[CJ]

this aint helpin a tad the hell am i wwaitin for wwhen it shouldvve been stable already absolute bull

horse the answwers alwways the horse

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FOR UNTIL IT IS READY, OF COURSE. DO YOU EVEN 2HU?

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I DON'T KNOW AS MUCH AS I LOATHE THE HORSE THEY HAVE BEEN HERE FOR SOME TIME AND NOT ONCE HAS THE SERVER CRASHED. NOW YOU DRAG YOURSELF FROM THE BRINY DEEP AND SPILL WATER EVERYWHERE AND SUDDENLY THE SITE GLITCHES OUT.

@climaxJump[CJ]

do i fuckin wwhat

sorry for decidin that some coolin fresh salty seas wwould help run this place a bit better wwoe is me for tryin to be so kind in allowwin others to wwitness my glorious me aint my fault at all for this sites shit if it decides to tremble in my presence though appreciated

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SORRY AMPORA YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SECOND PLACE AMONG SEADWELLERS, FRESHLY HATCHED ONTO THE SITE AND YOU NEVER HAD A SHOT, YOU MAY AS WELL CULL YOURSELF NOW

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