Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker

I'm on the case.

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Detective Miller-Barker

(OOC) 21 hours ago

@detectiveBarker[DB]

((In the #Millerverse Rival detective, very Sherlock Holmes coded. CW for drugs, violence, other related topics.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

These long hours must be getting to me. I managed to fall asleep at my desk. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +115

Kull: +75

Total: 190

Ratio: 1.53

@apocryphalReign[AR]

holy shit. #lovewins??

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No this is just cost efficent.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

its the price of love.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

It is not love. I do not love this hack.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

what else is there to call it, darling?

@cynicalSecretary[CS]

Do I get to keep my job?

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yes. You do.

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Hatred.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

@cynicalSecretary[CS]

Okay. Then proceed.

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A user of established repute

Fujoshi Pride

A truly rotten girl!

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

@archiveAddict[AA]

kyaaa... my slice of life marriage fluff is canon! 0v0

Verified

A user of established repute

@abjectDetermination[AD]

D3t3ctiv3 Noir: Into th3 Yaoiv3r23

Kult: +30

Total: 30

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

(OOC) 18 hours ago

@detectiveMiller[DM]

(( DID YOU KNOW THIS NEW COOL AND EXCITING THING? ITS CALLED DETECTIVE YAOI FOR ONLY FOUR NIN- ))

Kult: +25

Total: 25

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Nothing will ever be the same. #vagueposting #millerverse #noir

#vagueposting #millerverse #noir

Kult: +75

Kull: +60

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.25

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Sure.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @femmeFatale[FF]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

You are very right, my dear.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

i will be officiiating this soiree, i presume.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Naturally.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

its time for a new dress then.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I miss you.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I thought you couldn't stand me. How cute, darling.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Shut up.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Come here and make me, sweetheart.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Yeah. Alright.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I think I need to be shot again. #violence #nsfw #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #violence #nsfw #noir

Kult: +40

Kull: +15

Total: 55

Ratio: 2.67

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

You are insatiable.

@planetaryTribulation[PT]

speak your truth brother 🙏😜👀

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I am, yes.

@apocryphalReign[AR]

i'll keep 90% of my feelings right here under my ribcage. and then i'll die.

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

@mechanicChariot[MC]

This doesn't sound healthy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@medicantDoctorate[MD]

tHaT IsNt a gOoD ThInG FrIeNd.

↩ @mechanicChariot[MC]

@apocryphalReign[AR]

well, yes, i'd imagine dying is not exactly the spitting image of health.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @medicantDoctorate[MD]

@apocryphalReign[AR]

ok humor aside i'd just rather not put my deepest darkest thoughts on full blast on a public feed. that being said; yeah, i don't see the words "good" or "thing" up there either.

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

@medicantDoctorate[MD]

yEaH.

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

He's so entertaining. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

He's so obsessed with me. It's pitiful. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

Kult: +30

Kull: +40

Total: 70

Ratio: 0.75

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Hi! N♡t t♡ be a b♡ther but c♡uld y♡u be a bit..nicer t♡ Miller? He’s trying his best and it’s a very g♡♡d best at that

↩ @cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Absolutely not. He doesn't deserve it.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

C♡me ♡n just a bit?.. pleaseeeee

↩ @cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

No.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Welp I tried

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

You wish.

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Just a reminder, at Barker and Barker, your case will be dealt with the utmost care.

Kult: +25

Kull: +35

Total: 60

Ratio: 0.71

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No it won't. This fella is a sham.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Just because I make more money than you doesn't make me a sham.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

You haven't solved even half the amount of cases I have.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Miller.

↩ @detectiveBarker[DB]

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Good day to you, Barker.

Detective Miller-Barker

(OOC) 21 hours ago

@detectiveBarker[DB]

((In the #Millerverse Rival detective, very Sherlock Holmes coded. CW for drugs, violence, other related topics.

Kult: +10

Total: 10