Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker

I'm on the case.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Nothing will ever be the same. #vagueposting #millerverse #noir

#vagueposting #millerverse #noir

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Can I be the flower girl at the wedding?

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

make it the new same. out with the old and in with the new.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Sure.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

You are very right, my dear.

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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

i will be officiiating this soiree, i presume.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Naturally.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I miss you.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I thought you couldn't stand me. How cute, darling.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Shut up.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Come here and make me, sweetheart.

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I need to strip down naked and be placed in a tub full of ice. #nsfw #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

I can help.

Detective

A detective

@cryptaestheticCompanion[CC]

ȯkay but likė... If thėrė was a wėddiṅg cȯuld.. aṅ aspiriṅg ṅiȯr dėtėctivė trȯll alsȯ.. gėt aṅ iṅvitatiȯṅ...

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Absolutely.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am never getting married to that hack. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Never say never, darling.

𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭

@femmeFatale[FF]

it is a tragedy that miller-darling will miss our engagement. i'll have to bill barker-darling for the time taken. #noire #millerverse

#millerverse #noire

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

How is it my fault?

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am pleased. #noir #millerverse #nsfw

#millerverse #nsfw #noir

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

As am I.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Do not go on my #vaguepost when I am #vagueposting.

#vagueposting #vaguepost

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

So mean to me and for what?

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I am still mad.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

And why is that, darling?

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I simply can not fuck you every hour of the day.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Not with that attitude.

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@dourMemorandum[DM]

📧 -> Are Either Of You Hiring Sincerely, Kelric Stravi

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

If you're looking to be a secretary, yes.

(OOC) 1 day ago

@rehpicLlib[RL]

((Okay making another OOC post to pin because why not Owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor, @unendingUroborus, @unboundUraeus here. This is Bill Cipher, you know who this is. Probably. Anyways the gist of this account is Bill posting via contraband from the Theraprism and not so subtly trying to get out. Okay that’s it. Bye.

@thegoodScratchdoctor @unendingUroborus @unboundUraeus

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Detective Miller-Barker

(OOC) 1 day ago

@detectiveBarker[DB]

((Stop bc I have been thinking of making a GF account...

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(OOC) 1 day ago

@rehpicLlib[RL]

((Lowkey I was surprised when I saw no Bills on here, felt like the natural sort of thing this site would get up to

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

((Absolutely it does. I've been thinking abt an aged up mabel so badly

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(OOC) 1 day ago

@rehpicLlib[RL]

((Do it,,only good things can happen trust

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Detective Miller-Barker

(OOC) 1 day ago

@detectiveBarker[DB]

((What's a 15th character anyways?

James Sunderland

@silentWidower[SW]

Could a detective find my wife, Mary? I'm still looking for her.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Absolutely.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

There is nothing going on with me and Detective Barker. #millerverse #noir

#millerverse #noir

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

We should change that, then, darling.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Be quiet.

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

You know I won't unless you make me.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Are you not satisfied?

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Detective Miller-Barker

@detectiveBarker[DB]

Oh, I never am.