♥ liked by @detectiveBarker
He is so disgusting #millerverse #noir
I need to strip down naked and be placed in a tub full of ice. #nsfw #millerverse #noir
I miss you.
officiant's licence obtained. its amazing what a bribe will do to move things along. #noir #millerverse
His neck is so thin I am going to hang him with sewing thread #vagueposting
ȯkay but likė... If thėrė was a wėddiṅg cȯuld.. aṅ aspiriṅg ṅiȯr dėtėctivė trȯll alsȯ.. gėt aṅ iṅvitatiȯṅ...
Hė.. His last ṅamė is hyphėṅatėd. ȯh my gȯg
I AM NOT MARRYING HIM. #millerverse #noir
There is so much of the Yaoi happening between kismesis on my timeline right now. I am sure Rankmaid is pleased.
I am never getting married to that hack. #millerverse #noir
Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir
I am extending a formal invitation to @detectiveMiller, as well as @detectiveBarker, to join my universe. It has been brought to my attention that gay marriage is not allowed in his world, and while I cannot change their policies, I can invite them to partake in ours. I am sure I speak for the rest of my constituents when I say: Welcome, both of you.
@detectivebarker And @detectivemiller are You A Detective? Because You Just Uncovered My Hidden Desires.
anyway i volunteer my bartending services to the detective yaoi wedding also @effervescentbattery i need you brainstorming on a ship name cuz
There’s Two, Dark, Tall, And Mysterious Detectives Now?
Thė.. Thė thiṅgs thėsė dėtėctivės arė sayiṅg tȯ ėachȯthėr- I am I am hȯt uṅdėr thė cȯllar at my dėsk I. Whėrė is my rival whėṅ I ṅėėd ȯṅė. #ṅsfw
Oh... dearie me... #vagueposting #noir #millerverse #nsfw
I didn’t realize there was #detectiveYaoi sub genre. Clearly I have much to learn.
D3t3ctiv3 Noir: Into th3 Yaoiv3r23
(( DID YOU KNOW THIS NEW COOL AND EXCITING THING? ITS CALLED DETECTIVE YAOI FOR ONLY FOUR NIN- ))
Not that I am complaining. Just surprised.
I didn’t realize today for #EridanWeek we would be put into the detective Yaoi-verse.
each other, and one hopes its without clothes. #nsfw
I am pleased. #noir #millerverse #nsfw
((Lowkey I was surprised when I saw no Bills on here, felt like the natural sort of thing this site would get up to
You may break a few laws if it is your birthday. Consider it a reward.
I have never felt this exhilarated before. #millerverse #nsfw #noir #vagueposting
✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
((Okay making another OOC post to pin because why not Owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor, @unendingUroborus, @unboundUraeus here. This is Bill Cipher, you know who this is. Probably. Anyways the gist of this account is Bill posting via contraband from the Theraprism and not so subtly trying to get out. Okay that’s it. Bye.
damn i been on this site for a day and the whole 5 minutes it was crashed i was like fuuuck how am i gonna get my detective yaoi now? #ihaveaproblem
Th3r3'2 mor3 than on3 of th323 d3t3ctiv32????? Thi2 i2 g3tting out of hand..
Chittr 2truggl3 bu2 today
make it the new same. out with the old and in with the new.
A BOY NEEDS HIS BS CHITTR!!!!!
money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys me mink and diamonds.
I am tired of shooting him #violence #nsfw #noir #millerverse
Oh... I have... I think I have found another purpose. #millerverse #noir #nsfw
#nsfw so rt hose two detectives bonin or is it actually guns they r shootin
Lord... please forgive me... I stooped so... so so. so. so. low... #millerverse #noir
I will be back... I have to... shoot him again #millerverse #noir
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY HERRINGS? RED. MY SLOPES? SLIPPERY. MY HOMINEM? AD. MY AUTHORITY? APPEALED TO. MY MAN? STRAW.
i'll keep 90% of my feelings right here under my ribcage. and then i'll die.
I shot him... I did that... And nothing else. #millerverse #noir
I need a g♡♡d spanking but my matesprit w♡n’t d♡ s♡. B♡ringggg.. #nsfw
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
Love wins I guess??? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🪁👮♂️👮♂️ #cantheyevenseecolors
honestly i have no clue what is up on the grander chittrsphere (i am coining that.) anymore. congratulations on the detective yaoi. or my condolences. whichever of the two is more befitting.
I will be shooting him to prove I do not love him. Wish my luck. #millerverse #noir
(( genuinely enjoying being a background character in detective yaoi <3 <3 ))
ARRIAR — "Haven't seen a good noir quad in a long time... hats off to them."
detectiIive yaoiIi on my feed? https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/gemalert.png
We like to speed run here
that was the fastest enemies to lovers i think ive ever seen #millerverse
Oh... I think... I have feelings for someone... #millerverse #noir
Alright so a jester mode fuck got through the portal, made the craft services table into a bionicles reunion special This is a reminder to always keep the safety latch on before you go to bed
((I try to avoid hating ooc posts but as it stands I'm a bot. :)