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Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
>=>}What The Fuck Happened At June's #eridanweek Party? legitimately CConcerned About The Health For Some Of Yall, Especially With All The Talks About #substanceabuse And Shit. Would Hate To CKnow Yall Turned Into Gnarly Looking Monsters In Need Of CCulling. -9-
♯kill ♯everyone
\ d0 y0u l1ke, need an explanat10n, my dude? /
They would be fake and weak. You know it in your heart.
im talking from like, when you created a world like i know that was super fucked up and yea i get it, it made every single one of you broken hurt people i get it i know i get it but like, just get therapy, at least try like god thats all im asking is for you guys to have tried i swear and to be honest, you’re not one of the worse ones im talking about
I am the number 1 hater of #eridanweek I think I am finding out
fucking crazy finding out the shit our parents did in literally every timeline instead of just getting therapy
Okay, I fixed it. No one ask me a8out why I was temporarily yellow, please. It's a sensitive topic.
efurrryone knows cats rule the internets, mew~ 💖✨
I'm so fucking scared right now dave please say sike about that mew~ 💖✨
Thanks, man I feel like that shirt needs earned though.
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
Davve Strider (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
A search engine? This is news to me... I do not know what a "Google" Is either.
I am not innocent. I have seen murders.
Why is that number funny?
@ mine own is simply very territorial. including the idea of myself leaving the premises. @ @ she also likes to viciously maul anyone who comes onto my land. @
@ i'd actually tried something of this nature in my youth; though my lusus sought to end my schemes quite decisively and stuck me on the roof for my troubles. @
@ considering the verticality of my hive, its entirely possibly i would suffer a terrifying fall in the aftermath. unless i was to encounter a previously unknown room, i suppose. @
Actually No I Cant Grapple With This Right Now I Need To Try And Become Unconscious As Rapidly As Possible So Goodbye
@ this one's options are always limited by the space she has to frolic in. @
I am a woman of upstanding morals and can verify he would never do anything like that.
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
no way am i the bitch here both of them cry at the worst movies known to human cherub and trollkind
told kk to get ready for the reunion and he referred to me as his boytoy and then john fucking agreed with him there is no god damn loyalty or truth left in the world #nsfw
Godnight
Im laydow
#fentycrocker :/
Oh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You certainly are some creature...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ On a scale furom 1-10 where do you rank on your species attractiveness calculations?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
1T 1S PR3TTY CR4ZY 4ND TH1S 1S SOM3HOW TH3 WORST N3WS 4LL D4Y
s0rry br0 ive picked my side in this war and i refuse t0 change (⌐□_□)
It’s hard t♥︎ tell s♥︎metimes :/ m♥︎st ♥︎f tr♥︎ll s♥︎ciebee are… *gestures??* But hey, it keeps y♥︎u ♥︎n y♥︎ur t♥︎es, d♥︎esn’t it?
4S 1T SHOULD B3. 1F 1T H3LPS 1 ST1LL DON'T KNOW WH3N 4 HUM4N TH1NG 1S R34L OR 1F SOM3ON3'S FUCK1NG W1TH M3.
omg no but thanks for the ideaaaa i might start doing that now xoxo im gonna go find a new moirail rn
my ex moirail and i once played this fun game called brownie roulette where id make brownies and fill most with sopor slime and one with arsenic then wed eat them randomly until one of us died the best part is that you can’t immediately tell which one youve eaten and you feel like dying either way im undefeated to this day hmu if you wanna challenge me ;o) #substance #nsfwe #cw-self-harm
n0 i dare n0t defile my s0ul 0r s0les by setting f00t 0n 0ne 0f th0se lame-ass b0ards (⌐□_□)
skateb0ards are definitely c00ler than sc00ters (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) WR0NG!!!! April f00ls br0s, h0pe i g0t y0u with that, sc00ters rule skateb0ards dr00l (⌐□_□)
Soldiers and kings are irrelevant. Capitalism is irrelevant. You concern for my well being is appreciated.
Tod4y, 1t h4s b33n 3xtr3m3ly busy. 1'v3 h4d noth1ng but work to do tod4y 4nd no t1m3 for mys3lf. Th1s 1s 4bout m3 f1n4lly l3tt1ng 1t 4ll cr4sh 4nd burn. 1'm th3 b3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor st1ll.
C̸̠̥͒͌͝ͅO̷̤͂N̶͕͔͕͘͠Ṡ̸̻̗̫U̵̡͓͒͑͗M̸̱̬̄E̷͔̽͘ ̴̞̯̀͛͝C̵̗͈͖̓̔O̴͈̮͠N̶̢̒̽̀S̸̙͛̉̽U̶͉̪͊͠M̴̺̾͗́E̶̫͆̍ ̷̙͉͉̕C̵̡̭̭̍͂Ȍ̷̝͓̗̐̀Ń̸͖̐͝S̸̭͙̲̎̑̏U̵̱͌͘M̶͈̙͔̈́͘E̵̛͚̘͈͘̚ ̴̯͎̘̍̈́̚C̴̛͚͓̣Ô̶̞̥̓N̶͉͉̔͝S̸̲̝̺̄̐̕U̵̝̥͙̾M̷̭̤͆Ė̴̺́
store brand cheetos. they are ok i guess.
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
OH GOD i HOPE tROLL bRUNO mARS, aND ALSO, eRIDAN i GUESS, wILL BE OKAY, #mAYicOME
You hideous fucking reprobate. You will not get away with this. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE is going to post #MayICome at your behest. You will be captured and summarily EXECUTED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE PANTHEON.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! @oleanderSupernova has CLAIMED to have kidnapped star of the show of #eridanw33k ERIDAN AMPORA. Could this mysterious ne'er do well be responsible for the murder of Troll Jerma985 as well?!
yea my therapist says its the "c-ptsd" but i think its from balling too hard at the sleepytime junction and i fall on the tracks right as the train arrives only to be saved by the realm of the waking like a boss
why is everything locked down again?
You have got to be fucking shitting me.
ok guys i will start inter dimensionally transporting people back home. apparently shit got crazy at #eridanweek day 2.
NO THAT SOUNDS WILDLY UNPLEASANT WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET
DONT EVER BUY NO EAST ALTERNIAN PALE FAYGO FROM ONE GRUBBLE DITCH BREWERY THIS TASTES UTTERLY FUCKING ABYSMAL AND THEY TOLD ME THAT I HAD TO "ACQUIRE" THE TASTE.
0k this chitt is supp0sed t0 be funny st0p pitying it.
fucked up that taking tr0ll xanax at #eridanweek just s00thed my anxiety instead 0f getting me high. i can't have shit. #substance
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
i mean makes sense. though i eat some little fish my shark family brings me I would never want big boats to fish here they take way more fish than they need with them and they could kill my family
> oh yeah they al2o culled troll bbno$ la2t n1ght <
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
it's awes0me if y0u're int0 humiliati0n because y0u can l00k back at y0ur h0rnyp0sting after the p0st-pail clarity hits and feel deeply ashamed at y0urself. #nsfw i guess.
don't go making me feel bad about it now i gotta block a different you
IT IS HORRIBLE, I GET ACCUSTOMED TO SEEING TWO-DIMENSIONAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE LOCAL POPULATION AND THEN I GET EYEFUCKKED BY SOME. MUTILATED, COLOR-SATURATED ABHORRENCY.
OF ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS I HAVE SEEN TODAAY THIS "BRO" CHARACTER AND THEIR HYPER REALISTIC PUPPETS MAY JUST BE MYY UNDOING. IT IS UNSIGHTLY TO AN OTHERWORLDLY DEGREE