dave strider
@turntechGodhead
just a guy in a place doing a thing like if you agree
im not gonna lie you guys i think everybody here has turned into a nightmare candy rainbow exorcism flashbang supreme except for me and im beginning to think i probably should have read the waivers i was signing when we were riding the airship out here except its too late now because its the middle of the desert and everybodys macking on each other and all i have is this phone and this questionable bottle of vodka #eridanweek #iwantcandy #substance
♯kill ♯everyone
i would zap in there and help you get out but i did not RSVP in time. i am not allowed in!
id llike to say that i woulld come rescue you but im not wallking through the desert so instead you shall simplly have my sympathies. good lluck human boy dont drink the substance. #substance #eridanweek
trust me dude save yourself stay right where you are its for the better this stuff spreads faster than zombies during the apocalypse
its ok man i accept your sympathies im still on the fence about the substance but youre probably right its very likely a bad idea everyone here is just talking at the top of their lungs and its kind of overwhelming
thats why i dont even go to NORMAL big events usually. all that noise? no thanks. weird possiblly supernaturall drugs? im good lloll.
supposedly today was supposed to be a smaller group at a smaller venue under less deadly circumstances silly me for taking the bait i suppose although i can at least confirm that it appears to be less deadly in comparison less overwhelming though i dont know about that one
>=>}What The Fuck Happened At June's #eridanweek Party? legitimately CConcerned About The Health For Some Of Yall, Especially With All The Talks About #substanceabuse And Shit. Would Hate To CKnow Yall Turned Into Gnarly Looking Monsters In Need Of CCulling. -9-
genuinely you dont want to know but the turning into gnarly looking monsters in need of culling is pretty close actually
dunno why my kull scores so high. must be a lotta humans who dunno which button they pressin
no no trust me im very aware of which buttons im pressing am i fully aware of their corresponding troll implications maybe not but fuck it we ball
this guy just mediated my chit talkin boat i know what buttons im pressin
isnt that like the half agree one or something like the sort of not really button screw it im still sticking to my guns that was definitely intentionally the right pick
no no its alright it would probably end up going over my head anyway i appreciate your efforts though
stand amongst the trees and gaze upon the stars, you may remember someth1ng you forgot.
oh my god i just remembered where i left my polaroid holy shit
fucking crazy finding out the shit our parents did in literally every timeline instead of just getting therapy
hey man therapy is expensive and also not always generally accessible or widely available
true but the string of events that led up to the ascension of godhood did not really leave a lot of room for sitting down in a clinic with a nice lady behind a clipboard and going over the intricacies of my internal feelings that i dont even personally know how to identify instead it was kind of a whole bunch of running around climbing ladders and stabbing lots of things and accidentally killing myself way too many times to count and being stuck on a rock that had a very notable lack of licensed therapists for an extended period of time and then getting stabbed by overprotective dogs who dont understand youre just trying to help also to be honest at this point im not sure how much of that therapy would even resolve
im talking from like, when you created a world like i know that was super fucked up and yea i get it, it made every single one of you broken hurt people i get it i know i get it but like, just get therapy, at least try like god thats all im asking is for you guys to have tried i swear and to be honest, you’re not one of the worse ones im talking about
oh yeah i cant really speak much to that front i didnt exactly get that far
I am the number 1 hater of #eridanweek I think I am finding out
Okay, I fixed it. No one ask me a8out why I was temporarily yellow, please. It's a sensitive topic.
real and genuine question for the press how does a dog get ahold of a social media account and how concerned should we be about this new development on the one hand it is probably harmless and nothing to be alarmed over but on the other hand we could be looking at the start of a new uprising of dogcentric dogciety in which dogs begin to slowly rise up and take over all online communications until you realize youve been vastly outnumbered and the tables have been turned against you and suddenly youre not holding the leash anymore
yes very helpful reply that definitely alleviates all of my worries thank you (guys what should we do)
see you at least i understand given you have arms and hands and you know the general ability to speak the english language the numbers however appear to be growing and while i dont have the statistical charts drawn out just yet it appears there could be a moving trend that might be worth the attention of the public eye
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
take come cool pictures at weird and unusual angles for me this is prime real estate
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
with a sharpie and some exercise of free will this can absolutely change you deserve that shirt man
hittin the bars playin some cards my lifes a right mess but you know its bizarre im sitting up with my back to the sun nowhere to go but ready to run dropping it down to lay flat on the ground skies opened up and ready to gun check out this board wow what a sweet kick man almost went off the roof damn isnt that sick im fire in the hole unholy and shtick running hotter going farther you might call me a prick but you cant compete with this tangled up mess so throw down this beat cause you know im the best #lyrics #illbeats #original
i liek this dave good job!!!
I'm (Ooh) I'm okay btww in case any of you lovvelies (Callin all my lovvelies, ooh) wwere wwonderin - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
this is such great news to hear troll bruno mars