TH3 R34L3ST
@gallowsCalibrator
(hiii!! all art is made by me and you can find more about me here: https://syrdonix.straw.page/ ) 1 US3D TO B3 BL1ND 4ND NOW 1M FORC3D TO S33 4LL TH3 BULLSH1T YOU FUCKS 4R3 POST1NG
// so several adopts sold from the 6 i had on sale https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318761873092378684/1489433487604711636/image.png?ex=69d06687&is=69cf1507&hm=29c1e879ec131ec0cd3766b72c29fcfb3e8ddfe008bf2ea9faa2f42e66aae186& these are the last 3 im pretty damn happy, i can take a LIL bit of a break tomorrow but yippie!
SORRY CHOOMFS 1V3 B33N SNOOZ1NG 4LLLLL D4Y LONG
F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8
come on by my place iwve got plenty of miller ;)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT ALMOST CERTAINLY CAN. :o) RIDE THE VIBES LIL SIS.
X I have a bottle of moonshine you can have on the hive cause that sounds depressing to go through x
it's ok terezi i will zap over some beer for you.
1 W4S BUSY L1V1NG MY L1F3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON W1TH #3R1D4NW33K
1 w4s too busy w1th s1ck r41l-gr1nd1ng to know wtf 1s go1ng on. >8/
marvus's performance killed people because it was so bad, troll michael jackson was shot for offering a free concert outside of the venue after his performance at the venue was cancelled, folykl got up on stage and dropped some freak nasty bars that everyone loved, then everyone went to the after party where there is a really cool trampoline. tavros and eridan got concussions from it, rose cured all of her problems, and i think someone shot troll bruno mars. that is the extent of what i know!
just to be clear, bouncing on the trampoline cured rose of all of her problems, specifically.
scroll through your chittr timeline for an hour if you do not believe me! otherwise you can probably just ask other people to corroborate.
TH3 GR1ND N3V3R STOPS 3SP3C14LLY FOR TH3 COOL3ST TROLL 1V3 3V3R KNOWN! >:]
there is also an audio log of the events that took place and are taking place at the after party. https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek/log
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
TH3 FR13S W3R3 V3RY YUMMY BUT TH3 CUSTOM3R S3RV1C3 W4S SO B4D!! 1 DONT R3COMM3ND >:[
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REALLY FUCKED UP MAN REALLY NOT COOL.
W3 4R3 SO GO1NG TO F1LL OUR L1TTL3 S4CKS FULL OF GOOD 34TS TH4T 3V3RYON3 W1LL B3 SO J34LOUS OF OUR T4STY M34L!! >:]
CHOOMFS W1TH B3N3F1TS #NSFW
WHAT IS A 'CHOOMF'?
Huh?
OF COURS3 YOUD 4SK PR1MOG3N1TOR YOUR3 TOO OLD TO K33P UP W1TH MOD3RN SL4NG
Jeff the Killer? I hardly know her.
1 LOV3 4LL MY CHOOMFS
YOU GUYS H4T3 MY POSTS FOR SP34K1NG TH3 TRUTH 1 W1LL NOT B3 S1L3NC3D!!
1 ONLY POST3D 2 TBHS BUT 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 ST1NKS 4ND SM3LLS 4ND YOUR3 4LL UGLY!!
L1K3 MY POST FOR 4 TBH
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FOR WHAT?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THOUGHT IT WAS THE NUMBER 4. I'M SO HANDSOME THEY MADE ME STUPID BECAUSE THEY HAD TO NERF ME SOMEHOW.
@T3NT4CL3TH3R4P1ST#7214 1 TH1NK YOUR3 R34LLY COOL! YOUR POSTS 4R3 WH4T 1 LOOK FORW4RD TO 1N TH3 N1GHT
Much appreciated. It's good to know at least one person around here enjoys my unbridled exhibitionism. Or is it my music posts?
MY TBH 4BOUT YOU 1S TH4T 1TS SO GR34T YOU H4V3 N1C3 SPH3R3S 4TT4CH3D TO YOU
#SelfieSunday Let's get the ball rolling on this. (art by me!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49557dde7326.png
Yall be hat1n for no reason
GONN4 BUY 4 CH34P BOUQU3T OR WH4T3V3R 1T 1S TH4T PUNCTUR3 TH3 COV3R1NG S41D
Sandra, yesterday you cut me- I mean someone off in traffic which caused me- SOMEONE to be late to pick up their coffee and then it was all cold and they really just don't have a lot going for them and that's the one thing the one fucking thing they treat themselves to each week... I assume. For this crime you must walk through the bone welder.
GUY QU1CKLY HUNG UP ON M3 4FT3R 3S3X #WH4TD4TM34N #NSFW
@C4L1GUL4S4QU4R1UM P1CK UP YOUR TR4SH OUT OF MY COMM3NTS
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude I forgot to put the reverse bear trap on one of them fukkkkkkkkkkkk
Inclawpentent.
H4PPY SLUT S4TURD4Y TO MY F3LLOW SLUTS!! #NSFW
