TH3 R34L3ST

2 days ago

SORRY CHOOMFS 1V3 B33N SNOOZ1NG 4LLLLL D4Y LONG

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

(OOC) 4 days ago

F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8

#substance

Kult: +67

Kull: +25

Total: 92

Ratio: 2.68

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

come on by my place iwve got plenty of miller ;)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT ALMOST CERTAINLY CAN. :o) RIDE THE VIBES LIL SIS.

Callie Mallie

@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X I have a bottle of moonshine you can have on the hive cause that sounds depressing to go through x

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

YUCK

it's ok terezi i will zap over some beer for you.

1 W4S BUSY L1V1NG MY L1F3 WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S GO1NG ON W1TH #3R1D4NW33K

#eridanweek

Kult: +42

Kull: +35

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.20

Latula Pyrope

@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

1 w4s too busy w1th s1ck r41l-gr1nd1ng to know wtf 1s go1ng on. >8/

marvus's performance killed people because it was so bad, troll michael jackson was shot for offering a free concert outside of the venue after his performance at the venue was cancelled, folykl got up on stage and dropped some freak nasty bars that everyone loved, then everyone went to the after party where there is a really cool trampoline. tavros and eridan got concussions from it, rose cured all of her problems, and i think someone shot troll bruno mars. that is the extent of what i know!

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

WH4TS YOUR FUCK1NG SOURC3 1 DONT B3L13V3 TH1S ON3 B1T!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

just to be clear, bouncing on the trampoline cured rose of all of her problems, specifically.

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

scroll through your chittr timeline for an hour if you do not believe me! otherwise you can probably just ask other people to corroborate.

↩ @gnarlyConsolist[GC]

TH3 GR1ND N3V3R STOPS 3SP3C14LLY FOR TH3 COOL3ST TROLL 1V3 3V3R KNOWN! >:]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

msparp.chatMxRPmsparp.chat

there is also an audio log of the events that took place and are taking place at the after party. https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek/log

WH3R3S TH3 #YUM3CHT COMMUN1TY

#yumecht

(OOC) 5 days ago

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!

Kult: +52

Kull: +37

Total: 89

Ratio: 1.41

TH3 FR13S W3R3 V3RY YUMMY BUT TH3 CUSTOM3R S3RV1C3 W4S SO B4D!! 1 DONT R3COMM3ND >:[

1 W1LL T4K3 YOU UP ON YOUR OFF3R!!

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REALLY FUCKED UP MAN REALLY NOT COOL.

W3 4R3 SO GO1NG TO F1LL OUR L1TTL3 S4CKS FULL OF GOOD 34TS TH4T 3V3RYON3 W1LL B3 SO J34LOUS OF OUR T4STY M34L!! >:]

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

T4STY FR13S LOS3R!!

CHOOMFS W1TH B3N3F1TS #NSFW

#nsfw

Kult: +55

Kull: +42

Total: 97

Ratio: 1.31

The Grand Highblood

@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

WHAT IS A 'CHOOMF'?

:33< #rechitt !!

#rechitt

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Huh?

↩ @murdererHonkhonk[MH]

OF COURS3 YOUD 4SK PR1MOG3N1TOR YOUR3 TOO OLD TO K33P UP W1TH MOD3RN SL4NG

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

TH4NK YOU FOR B31NG BR4V3 4ND R3CH1TT1NG MY TRUTH!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

:33< ofc!! gotta have your choomfies back :33

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

The Grand Highblood

@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

THIS DOESNT ANSWER MY QUESTION.

1 LOV3 4LL MY CHOOMFS

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

K. Maryam

@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

What Is A Choomf

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

1TS JUST 4 CH1TTR FR13ND OR FOLLOW3R!! >;]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

I See.. Interesting

YOU GUYS H4T3 MY POSTS FOR SP34K1NG TH3 TRUTH 1 W1LL NOT B3 S1L3NC3D!!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

1 ONLY POST3D 2 TBHS BUT 3V3RYBODY 3LS3 ST1NKS 4ND SM3LLS 4ND YOUR3 4LL UGLY!!

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

L1K3 MY POST FOR 4 TBH

Kult: +80

Kull: +35

Total: 115

Ratio: 2.29

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FOR WHAT?

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

FOR 4 L1TTL3 HON3ST OP1N1ON 4BOUT YOU!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THOUGHT IT WAS THE NUMBER 4. I'M SO HANDSOME THEY MADE ME STUPID BECAUSE THEY HAD TO NERF ME SOMEHOW.

Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@T3NT4CL3TH3R4P1ST#7214 1 TH1NK YOUR3 R34LLY COOL! YOUR POSTS 4R3 WH4T 1 LOOK FORW4RD TO 1N TH3 N1GHT

@tentacleTherapist#7214

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Much appreciated. It's good to know at least one person around here enjoys my unbridled exhibitionism. Or is it my music posts?

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

MY TBH 4BOUT YOU 1S TH4T 1TS SO GR34T YOU H4V3 N1C3 SPH3R3S 4TT4CH3D TO YOU

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS BASED AND EPIC.

H3LLO CHOOMFS

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

GONN4 BUY 4 CH34P BOUQU3T OR WH4T3V3R 1T 1S TH4T PUNCTUR3 TH3 COV3R1NG S41D

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

GUY QU1CKLY HUNG UP ON M3 4FT3R 3S3X #WH4TD4TM34N #NSFW

#nsfw #whatdatmean

Kult: +66

Kull: +40

Total: 106

Ratio: 1.65

Rufioh Oh Oh

@cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

means he d1ed... you k1lled h1m...

Kult: +7

Total: 7

RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

MEN BE LIKE

:33< throw a brick at his hive's windows

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

id treat you better

↩ @cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

1 WOULD N3V3R!!

↩ @arsenicCatnxp[AC]

M4YB3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

@C4L1GUL4S4QU4R1UM P1CK UP YOUR TR4SH OUT OF MY COMM3NTS

@caligulasAquarium

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

;)

H4PPY SLUT S4TURD4Y TO MY F3LLOW SLUTS!! #NSFW

#nsfw

Kult: +50

Kull: +5

Total: 55

Ratio: 10.00

Eiross Glaice

@idolizedAbsinthe[IA]

𝄞 slut saturnight is a thing?? hell yeah! 𝆕

L3TS 4LL BOYCOTT 3R1D4NW33K TH4T B1TCH D3S3RV3S NOTH1NG GOOD 1N H1S L1F3!!

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

1F 1 H4D 4 M4T3SPR1T 1 WOULD 4SK TH3M 1F TH3Y ST1LL LOV3D M3 3V3N 1F 1 W4S 4 D1RT NOODL3 3V3RYN1GHT

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Mieura Macbet

@partyAnimal[PA]

Wait. Gud idea.

1V3 B33N S331NG 4 LOT OF CLOWNPOST1NG HONKPOST1NG? 4 LOT TOD4Y

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

Meisso Dirona

@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~grifters

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I FW HONKPOSTING.

Siluri Mendax

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> the clook be too 2trong #n2fw <

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @culpablyAtypical[CA]

Siluri Mendax

(OOC) 6 days ago

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

// i am proud of myself for thinking of that

WH4TS L1F3 W1THOUT 4 L1TTL3 R4G3B41T1NG

Kult: +50

Kull: +25

Total: 75

Ratio: 2.00

Smrtka Louboh

@hedonistGuillotine[HG]

A LIFE N0T W0RTH LIVIN 🐺

Kull: +5

Total: 5

KRABBY PATTY

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

HELL

Kull: +5

Total: 5

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS THE RAGEBAITER NEVER THE RAGEBAITEE. 💪💪💪💪💪

Kull: +5

Total: 5

:33< TRUTH NUKE

Kull: +5

Total: 5

GOODN1GHT MY B34UT1FUL POOK13S M1NUS ON3 P3RSON WHO W1LL NOT B3 N4M3D!

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Gameward Dualscar

@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Hrn. Goodnight.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAMN, I WOULDN'T WANNA BE CALLED ONE PERSON WHO WOULD NOT BE NAMED, FUCK THE LUSUS THAT CALLED THEM THAT. :o(

Kult: +2

Total: 2

The 8ETTER Vriska

@arachnidiansGrasp[AG]

Is it me an I the one person who will not 8e named?

Sellia Sweete

@passiveSerialization[PS]

may you have a wonderful slumber, dear one. (:^

1F TH3R3S SHORTST4CKS DO3S TH4T M34N TH3R3S LONGST4CKS

Kult: +57

Kull: +30

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.90

Rox Lalonde

@totesGruesome[TG]

yes theyr real ive seen them

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

im plenty long in all the right places ;)

Kull: +10

Total: 10

Finn The Human

@fTh[FT]

My brothers gf lady rainicorn in a longstack i think, also probably he is too

jade harley bizzarly!!!

@gardenGnxstic[GG]

and perhaps a secret third regularstack? or would it be called mediumstack???

Vizziy Roseus