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HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/0LGSJH.PNG DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS I FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN TO SHOW MY RESPECT, ADORATION, AND SUPPORT FOR A @MRWORLDWIDE ONCE AGAIN. I CAN SHARE A BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPH I HAD TAKEN WITH THE "SUPER MUSICAL STAR" A FEW SWEEPS AGO THAT MY WIFE WAS ABLE TO PROCURE FOR USE ON AN ANNIVERSARY.
// so several adopts sold from the 6 i had on sale https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318761873092378684/1489433487604711636/image.png?ex=69d06687&is=69cf1507&hm=29c1e879ec131ec0cd3766b72c29fcfb3e8ddfe008bf2ea9faa2f42e66aae186& these are the last 3 im pretty damn happy, i can take a LIL bit of a break tomorrow but yippie!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
JUST D1D TH3 S1CK3ST TR1CK 3V3R!!! 1 D1DN'T R3CORD 1T BUT B3L13V3 1T, TRUST. >8D
Be wary of message by the way hurrah for message.
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
i'll be real i had to ask wvhy people on alternia didn't like purplebloods. a lot of politics came up and obvwiously like just the culling system on alternian. and i really realize howv different beforus is. a lot of purples are mute or swvorn to silence, the first time i heard one talk wvas like last half-swveep. it's a pretty interesting perspectivwe wvise. ((clarifying ooc he is not nor am I invwiting like purpleblood hate/ or any generalized group hate of any bloodcolor here, it makes me uncomfortable! he's just yapping))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOI OKAY BRO DO YOU NEED HELP GETTING OUT OF THE POOL BRO ARE YOU DROWNING BRO DO YOU NEED ME TO HELP CARRY YOU OUT OF THE POOL LIKE A PRINCESS BRO LIKE CARRY YOU LIKE A PRINCESS BRO DO YOU NEED CPR BRO LIKE A LITTLE SMOOCH ON THE LIPS BRO DO YOU NEED ME TO HELP YOU GET THE WATER OUT OF YOUR LUNGS WITH A LITTLE SMOOCH ON THE LIPS BRO?
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Congratulationx! You've earned 22 Anissy coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
update: GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
This is for everybody going through tough times! Believe #Been there #Done that Every day above ground is a great day, remember that, daleee
Good to see all my fans waiting for me in #EridanWeek! Catch you there #live! daleee
:33< gr33tings! :33< the worst nepawta is here! :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png ((i will fully admit to tracing the chair from the og image because its 7 am and ive been up all night and didnt feel like drawing a chair but that is the ONLY thing i traced! ((referance image is https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lakewood-plaza-turbo/images/6/69/PresentingJoeCuppa363.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180504062120))
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lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
iim 2o fuckiing glad iim not at eriidanweek but at lea2t the da2hwatchiing ii2 good.
4 C3L3BR1TY D13D? W3 must g3t on th1s.
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
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Trap fact, SBURB was actually a trap (not made by me) made to target the most vulnerable group in society, gamers.
chittr: after dark where everyone turns on demon time or goblin mode and goes off the rails i love this place it fascinates me also if you assholes want art go check my pinned post
Why is "medium" this spicy! I need some milk!
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
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|OOC| No offense to anyone who takes it, but I feel as if some people on this website only use it to post #NSFW stuff, and it really does get tiring. I block what I can, but its so overwhelming and I really wish there was a little less. I'm not gonna hate or say anything terrible, but this is just my opinion and I really need to air it :(
c< hello trolls and aliens. I have taken it upon Myself to rechitt reaction photos and images, primarily of the troll variety. I will also be sharing some that I find to be more niche and believe deserve the spotlight. you are welcome to follow Me. // ooc: hi :) i'll rechitt troll/cherub reaction images others make and also post some of my own! if i ever chitt anything i didn't make it will be credited.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
Me rn— https://i—postimg—cc/L8Nj0Vqp/IMG-5874—webp
>([need recruits for #t#ewar does anyone know w#ere i can find t#is dude we need #im fr #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/b5c0101a864d.png]
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
((Really funny how the usual response to whenever I’ve followed someone on my first day here is “ah shit not this Rancid Fucker” lol
Why cant a girl just go do hotgirl shit sometimes. Its always no vriska you cant do that. Vriska im calling the cops on you. Vriska youre going to jail. And never you go girl. Honestly ashamed in the lack of support from everyone
#reminder to find my pages
what fucking lore did i miss while i was in the art mines
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DRAGGED THE OPPS FROM THE BACK OF A CLOWN CAR FOR THREE SWEEPS, MUTHAFUCKERS WERE LOOKING LIKE A RESIDENT EVIL 5 EXTRA WHEN I WAS DONE WITH THEM, THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #violence
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♰ …i will be indulging in a few glasses of wine… forgive me for what may come of it #substance ♰
Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c
TH4NKS @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/3D6553F1DBC4.PNG
K!// your ne!ghbor.
story of undertale <:o
timmy needs to get off his damncomputer
Quite fond of that little mario fellow and his yahoos and wahoos.
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finally lOst the weird lusus, gOt lOst myself fOr a while. nO signal fOr a while. NXVXR GOING XN THE WXXDS AGAIN!! prObably wOuld've been lOst fOrever if i hadn't been lucky enOugh tO cOme acrOss a super helpful stranger tysm @alOpecOidTenacity fOr the guidance nOw i can cOntinue my trip!! XO —with @alOpecOidTenacity https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/848eea0f1c48.png XO
BREAKING NEWS! Heir of breath John Egbert accused of stealing a mint condition ninja turtles toy! Stay tunned!
:33 < *Ac walks up to you closely and starts breaking it down crazy style on the floor* ;3
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my turn!!! heres my contribution to #selfiesunday :D https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9f/1f/42/9f1f42cafd059926683cc647174513ef.jpg
-]@_when_the_and_the_mwahh https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8576853549e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/80a2c26c5855.png
#SelfieSunday Let's get the ball rolling on this. (art by me!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49557dde7326.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #32 • “slick + snow hooked up at scratches gala thingy last night 👀” #nsfw
some of you mutha fuckas abuse the alphabet. honk.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SO I'M SITTING THERE, CANE'S SAUCE ALL OVER MY RUMPLESPHERES. #nsfw
Th@nk you. ! w!// cont!nue to m@ke more.
!de@ for h@nd/!ng my ne!ghbor. ! put @ /@ndm!ne underne@th the!r doorm@t.
:33 < it is time for hunting tips with nepeta leijon again! :33 < as fun and tempting as it is to pounce on your prey silly nilly :33 < claws out and just ripping that sunnuva scritch to bits :33 < and you let the thrill of the hunt engulf you and let blood splatter on your face X33 :33 < the best approach to hunting is the element of surpurrise! :33 < silence your devices and dont wear loud footwear like a dummyhead cuz theyll hear you :33 < and once your prey lets their guard down… :33 < wuh-pow! thats when you strike!
:33 < I love splitting the innocent fauna in half for survival :3333
Don't forget to Jeff the Kill today.
// night all. teapartying was fun
Biden, I can’t talk right now, I’m chitting.
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude I forgot to put the reverse bear trap on one of them fukkkkkkkkkkkk
New trap idea: I force you to eat the crust on a sandwich to avoid getting molten metal poured on you.
me after posting pussy on main https://i.postimg.cc/DwVXJvjT/IMG-0189.gif #nsfw
No one: Chittr: YEAH TIDDIES Supporting women's rights. #nsfw
I enjoy playing with my moms old alchemizer stuff. Heres THE BIGG DOGG. I didn't name it that, my brother Lyle did. https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/please.%20my%20sohn.%20thea2.png
a commission for @glitteringAcuity this was fun to do sharp fit by the way i respect the tasteful attire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10f84be418f5.png #commission #art #commissionsopen
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[[thinking longingly about this bald ass man i might pick a handle for him and make the profile while im at work anyway.... i do not remember at all what handle i used to use for him https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8617.jpeg
wWw wizzh you were here xx httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/xx.png wWw
((Ok that drone bit turned out to be even more funny than I expected it to be sdjfhsdjk. Hope you guys are having fun having him around too. But I still have some stuff to do before going to bed, so this guy might be not around for some time. If you want to bring his attention to something - feel free to tag so I wouldn't miss it))
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
DON'T CALL THEM BEACHES BRO.
Not every purple but every time they're purple #noticing
:33 < I'm cute :3333
find my pages
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss
A DEVELOPMENT HAS OCCURRED AT THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE. ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE THE TALKING CHAMELEON LUSUS HAVE ENDED IN DISASTER, AS THE ONE CALLED "KNUCKLES" INTERFERED AND HELPED HIM ESCAPE. PLANS TO HARNESS THE CHAOS RINGS POWER TO SUMMON THE MASTER EMERALD ARE STILL IN MOTION. OTHER INTERLOPERS ARE TO BE DEALT WITH WHEN ENCOUNTERED. VISUAL DATA SEEMS TO IDENTIFY OTHER INTERLOPERS AS VARIOUS ANTHROPOMORPHIC LUSII, INCLUDING A CROCODILE, A BEE, AND AN ARMADILLO.
Mods ban this guy I don't like him YEAH!!
I need to play team fortress 2 or I WILL GET ABSTINENCE YEAH!!
how it fEEls to rEad my alt account's dms https://mEdia1.tEnor.com/m/VSysAZ80ryYAAAAd/ratatouillE-ratatouillE-chEf.gif
He needed something to do in his free time until next Friday the 13th.
-]@_lazyyy_..._ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d73e30f8b6c6.png
------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------ Kurloz Makara - Ripped Stitches - Mute by choice He may speak at times, but it is often rare Occasional NSFW so tread with caution! (Will be tagged) Mun is an adult + multi-shipper! I post art on Tumblr (@rabbitscrxtch) But if it relates to this, may post it here ------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------
8?^whatts^all^tthe^buzz^aboutt^clowns?^tthey^arentt^TTHATT^bad…!^he^he^he..
// here i love yous chittr i haven't had this much fun in a homestuck space in years much love to yous all 🙏
The time you lot spend lusting after clowns could be spent in prayer. Just letting y'all know! - 1 John 4:20
~“i love cllovvns” kultchasers vvhen you ask them if they’ve ever been hit in the head vvith a club for clovvnbulge
i didnt fuck that clown i didnt cum on that clown i didnt put my dick anywhere near that clown ive never done anything weird with clowns i promised myself i wasnt going to make another fucking apology video after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and goddamn honest with this as possible (1/357645693563545634576345) #nsfw
He Just Keeps Looking At Me. I Have Seven Of His Pages The Eighth Better Be Worth All This Trouble Https://files.catbox.moe/6yr5n3.jpeg
ooc // saying this now, i would prefer if minors would Not interact with me. or at the very least not interact with my nsfw/18+ specific posts. with the increasing popularity of this site, there is no way for me to tell if someone’s a minor or not (unless they display it on their profile), which is why im asking yall now to Not Interact with me or my 18+ specific posts, for the safety and comfort of both parties. please be more mindful, ty ♡
(( every single non-intermission friend clover makes gets funnier. - shitpeta - mom lalonde - the rankmaid - orphaner fucking dualscar never in my ten years of writing this dude have so many non-midnight city people entertained his whimsies. i'm thriving.
being a hoe on the internet is a vry rewarding career path an dont let any1 tell u differently #nsfw
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new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
L.O.L! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/483df09109c7.jpeg
Cus7om-fi77ed, Cus7om-ki77ed Wood Gr@in cus7om Every7hing, wh@7's Th@7 On The Se@7? cus7om Mus7@rd S7@in
linkin toes together while snoggin
i mentioned the orange thing yelling at me and didnt elaborate got a cat id send pics but hes a weird fucking cryptid who hates cameras so you get an artistic rendition of us instead https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/peep%20the%20cat.jpg
i Put myself in my SECONd favorite movie httPs://i.imgur.com/FdXAIEN.Png #blood
((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
i am! though maybe not for much longer; it's pretty late...
// how his selfie is going so far https://i.imgur.com/HB9Gk2F.png
Last drawing for tonight, thank you for indulging me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/289a096fcac7.png Ego sum ira Domini.
// I watch a lot of movies in character on Hyperbeam with friends and Cronus, and my friend's john watch The Labyrinth, it was mine and Cronus' first time watching. https://i.imgur.com/UsXcMWB.png
#substance i thinkg its time for MOAR edibles
That is very inappropriate david im going to tell... well you dont even have parents
Have you ever had a dream. . . Of when you when. . And you. . . When you you when. . . #substance
the state of the #wizardtournament semifinals right now. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/3c6ac7f484f8eed1277dc73054502a28/705c370a9d1e3d3f-1f/s400x600/f24fd996e05410e18acecbc8bc402cdd8af23118.gif
:33< straight up furreaking it, and by it i mean drawing yumeships LOLZ
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
Self care in teh form of 2 vodka shots, a moscow mule, 4 rum shots, and a coke and rum sometiems :3 #substances
d... does this mean jesus is a baddie wwith a fatty #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ebb1d5bb015.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #27 • “troll mcdonald’s sprite gave me powers”
Today I stepped onto the ocean and caught a fish to cook for the evening. #lentposting
I am canon to Steel Ball Run.
I'm gonna Jeff the Kill someone.
find my pages
~good evening alternia https://files.catbox.moe/yt2vfa.jpeg
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Th3 4bund4nc3 of M4rqu1s3 Sp1nn3r3t M1ndf4ngs h3r3 1s 4l4rm1ng. 1 3x1st now 4nd th3y torm3nt m3. Th1s 1s cru3l. Unusu4l pun1shm3nt. W3 must pr3p4r3 th3 gu1llot1n3s.
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
Greetings, my beloved children.
彡Erotic but not in th3 crud3 way. I lik3 to look at yaoi lik3 its a r3naissanc3 painting… i wish som3on3 und3rstood m3 v_v…. sigh… #nsfw彡
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
The Amount Of Times I End Up In The Hospital Needs To Be Studied
just had some macaroni and cheese. hashtag my cheese.
love is stored in the spheres!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS SOME WISE ASS PHILOSOPHY HOMIE.
TABLET UPDATE TWO. WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO START WORKING AGAIN. HOO HOO HOO. FINALLY. BACK TO WORK. PS : DO NOT COMMENT ON THE SMOKE. I AM TOLD THAT THIS IS NORMAL. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3C58FBFC357F.PNG
Big catch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e27630924bde.jpg
and here are our tournament brackets! good luck to all of our awesome and magical contestants. voting will begin shortly. #wizard #wizardtournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/bracks_r1.png
I've done some considering and come to a new conclusion. Drink irresponsibly. I will enable it. Buy fancy drinks from me. #substance
彡I think i got it..!! You guys lik3 this thumbnail? >ᴗ< #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/KpvVJDmJ/IMG-8321.png彡
PRO TIP. IF YOU'RE SMALL. AND RED. AND SO VERY FRIENDLY LOOKING. NOBODY WILL EXPECT IT. WHEN YOU START KICKING BIG SCARY FUCKERS IN THE HEAD. IN THE PIT. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. #HONK #HONK
troll brad mondo after he tells you to part your hair into four quadrants https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a27f92ea7123.png
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. MARGRAVE BLUEGILL CHARGES: SMUGGLING (71 COUNTS), MURDER OF A HIGHER CASTE (12 COUNTS), DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (36 COUNTS), JAYWALKING (110 COUNTS), IMPROPER PARKING OF A SCUTTLEBUGGY (1 COUNT) PLEA: "IT WAS FUCKING COOL, THOUGH" VERDICT: DEFENDENT EATEN WHOLE BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRR-CHK-GRRRH..." (HHT SPITS OUT A THIGHBONE AT THE LEGISLACERATOR, CAUSING MINOR INJURIES)
Google, how can I come out as bisexual to my lovely grandson?
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses.
// I have a lot of lore-specific stuff for my cronus before the beforan ancestor's reveal, and I already had an ancestor Eridan design WIP for my Cronus but I wanted to share the wip of him! Worst ancestor/dad award goes to specifically this guy. https://i.imgur.com/wlCKIky.png
Case Update: Just survived an assassination attempt, pages have either disintegrated or floated out to sea. Not the best of developments. Currently very soggy.
>([fuck wit# me #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9315dfe777f0.png]
Let's Do The Fork In The Garbage Disposal!
🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
People seemed offput by my art of Fluttershy so I drew her smiling. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487212014148259911/flutter_3.png?ex=69c8519f&is=69c7001f&hm=d2b134fc8616e1ab17550df0b2feb3a0d2aa4024ba8cfb86db23efa7edab6b57&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
:33< this ship dispurrleases meow :33< to the pit with th33 :33< *the mighty huntresses two burly meowbeast gaurds grab the ship by ethpurr side and throw it in the pit*
#art #artistsonchittr https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/longing.png
1 und3rst4nd p3rf3ctly.
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
:33 < I can also blow you ;3
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
He liked my reply and now I’m pacing around the Oval Office contemplating everything. This is quite fun.
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
This is a reminder that crime is legal as long as you don’t get caught.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
! h@ve been !nformed pr!v@te/y th@t ! shou/d not be d!scuss!ng my !//-m@nnered temper@ment tow@rds my ne!ghbor of the s@me c@ste @s myse/f. However, ! do not c@re. ! w!// k!// my ne!ghbor.
https://i.postimg.cc/NGPyX5Xg/6B685F52-AE80-4B69-8FA5-7FBF79E77F39.jpg #horror
CHITTR SHADY FACT #3 • "kill your neighbor"
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
Bring Me The Head Of Celine Dion
CHITTR SHADY FACT #1 • "does anyone know where my timmy is"
IS THERE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE ON CHITTR YOU LOVE • HATE • A RUMOR TO SPREAD • A BURNING QUESTION TO ASK • OR JUST SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST • BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT • THEN MESSAGE ME • YOUR SHADY FACTS, TEA, CONFESSIONS, AND MORE • ALL ANONYMOUSLY POSTED • THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HERE ME RIGHT HERE ME ME MEM I'M RIGHT HERE I'M HERE ME M EME ME ME. ME.
they callnit smash 8urger on account of the fact that im smashing the line cooks #nsfw
#substance fuck how do i delete a chitt
not now chilfreb gamgam is crushing.at the pokies
someone. help me. please. the tumblr sexyman guy from the lorax is burnt into my screen and i can't get rid of him.
Who Is This Little Blonde 💇♀️ Bitch Who Thinks She Can Become One Of My Dancers 👯♀️ She'd Better Know How To Wagon Wheel Watusi ‼️ ‼️
#chittrconfessions sometimes i like eating radioactive food!!! like it makes me feel so warm and tingly and i can bond with bec!!!!! :D
downloading the lorax 2012 broke my laptop more than i imagined. send help.
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i stay on the grind doing forward rolls on the kitchen floor gasping for breath lungs failing because im a #drugaddict and happy about it ##substance
! need to bu!/d more g@dgets @nd g!zmos. To k!// my ne!ghbor.
M!ss my #mo!r@!/. He wou/d he/p me k!// my other ne!ghbor.
#nsfw You guys ever thlam your bulge in the car door.
! th!nk you shou/d k!// your ne!ghbor.
Just /e@rned @bout #bedrott!ng. Why do th@t when you cou/d #k!//yourne!ghbor
#nsfw she chit my chit til i chit is tht anyhting
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
who up dogmaxxing?? no one dogmaxxes the way i do ;D
#ch!ttrconfess!on !'m th!nk!n @bout sex @nd fuck!n @nd sex
can we PLEASE get some discorpse emoji integration on this site because i honestly have some pretty IMPORTANT ones to share :steamed: :steamed: :steamed:
#chittrconfession little caesars is good as hell when you dont have someone in your ear telling you it tastes like cardboard #crazyforcrazybread
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHID TUFF!
Let the fraggles play. Down in fraggle rock.
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New tag idea: #nsrd (not safe, really dangerous) for evil posts that kill you
https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png #benjamins #makinitrain #comeandgetit
She Monster on my Hunter till I Rise.