normal guy
@typicalIndividual
Nothing unusual about me. Run of the mill.
Saw some kind of red bird today.
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Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
understood king i wont tell the missus
not telling her dont worry man
Why is "medium" this spicy! I need some milk!
What's the deal with these card suits under everyone's messages? Id this gambling?
I enjoy the simple things.
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! everything is gambling
Found out my buddy doesn't eat meat. Not sure how that works.
maybe they onlly eat fish? some peoplle dont consider that meat for some reason.
I don't know how you could only eat fish! I think if I never had another burger, well, I'm not sure what would happen but it wouldn't be pleasant, that's for sure!
youre tellin me brother. but i bet some seadwellers probs onlly eat fish. maybe they make... fish burgers...
Oh, like fishermen. That makes sense. That way the sharks can't tell them apart! Heh.
You don't have to cry. We live in a free country. Thanks to @barackObama for helping protect that.
I sure love my wife. But, can't say I never miss the old one. And I can't say either that the current one never pisses me off. It's a tough world for a man with a heart.
@barackObama What are you gonna do to help out the little guy?
Thank you for asking, sir. My team and I are currently promoting small businesses and cutting taxes for them, while raising taxes for large corporations. I have passed many laws as of recent to benefit communities, such as: Getting rid of the death penalty, changing DUI regulations, and more. On a micro-scale, I have just purchased one of my constituents a meal from Texas Roadhouse because they were hungry.
I have also saved the community from total annihilation twice over the past week.
Thinking about getting into hobbies.
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Normal guys do lik£, g£n£rally lik£, hav£ hobbi£s so lik£, good id£a! LOL
dont do it buoy
You s££m lik£, totally lik£ a fishing guy OMG.
That's a great idea! I could spend most of the time drinking and relaxing while the fish come to me.
itll make u abnormal trust
Taking my two-and-a-half kids to Little League Later. Love to see them enjoying the game! Reminds me of my own youth.
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HOW CAN YOU HAVE HALF A "KID"?
SPL1T CUSTODY
Never. My children are being raised in a very normal and healthy environment with the support of a complete family.
What a great day to contribute to my community and family and society through my labor!
Off to work at my job now! Don't get in any trouble now.
Lik£, of cours£ normal guy!!!
Good thing I'm not like any of you odd types! I wouldn't change a single thing about my mundane existence. Glad to be here just as I am. My only real concerns are to do with those around me!
Good to see at least one reasonable person here, who can see eye to eye. Not sure why you're typing like that though!
i kinda forgot normal earth A people can use chitter.... this feels illegal :/
good for you TI! im very happy youre comfortable being yourself!! :)
i absolutely am :) i hope your day is just as wonderful :0
Anybody here heard of this "plurality" business? Nothing to do with me. I'm just your average working man, couldn't tell me apart in a room full of guys like me!
it's john human / i can learn so much
You've got me confused with another guy! John is my buddy. We just had drinks earlier!
well tell me about yourself mr human / i'm learning about humans because i'm dating one
That's a pretty odd thing to say! I don't think I understand the question. You mean like some kind of history class?
yeah / i don't know much / on account of being an alien / but i'm very excited about learning
An alien? Sure, if you say so. I won't tell anyone, don't worry. I've seen movies just like this. (Wink). What are you trying to learn about us Humans?
well basically everything / i heard humans are apes decent instead of bug descendant and your familial structure is completely different / i wanna shock my matesprit with all my cool human knowledge
I'm not too sure about all that. I see lots of people get awful invested in that stuff but I don't see how it matters too much. Better to focus on what's in front of you.
fair enough / sorry to bother