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@manumitMisbegotten
that age numbah is aproximate. memory is hazy. honk.
-----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆------------------------------------- -OOC- Howdy Howdy. This account is my take on The Grand Highblood. It's a lot of lore that's been developed on servers and other sites galore. So if you have issue interacting with a terrible clown man that has been given release from the Empire's grasp? This is your clown. Muse is spotty. It's not your fault if I don't respond. I just lose and gain muse in odd intervals. I hope you enjoy clowning around as much as I do. >:o) -----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆-------------------------------------
mah back is fuckin cullin me. fuck the world for needin tah accommodate all the short mutha fuckas.
mutha fuckas be rude as shit. showed up at some stuffy soiree for highbloods, when some little shit walks up tah me and says 'i dont wanna insult you, but you look like the grand highblood.' safe tah say the mutha fucka is a violet smear across the floor. like mah ass slipped on a banana. honk.
i dont really get what is offensive or not offensive to your caste but turning him into an art deco piece is pretty hillarious so good job on that
pirate walks intah a bar with a wheel beneath his legs mutha fucka asks for a rum and the tender asks 'dont that wheel bother you?' pirate responds 'yar! its drivin me nuts!'
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Yar, it wheely hurts when it be coming full circle. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Someone posted this yesternight.
naturally no sympathizer im a warmonger, baby. gonna industrialize yah trouble i love, peace i do despise im a warmonger, baby. got blood in mah eyes.
some of you mutha fuckas abuse the alphabet. honk.
" messiahs almighty they was marchin through snow seekin the clown forts abandoned long ago when all the sudden, the apocalypse sound ten thousand juggalos was runnin them down " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators
⚇ fuckin' church, motherfucker. ⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇
" thunder and lightnin', you know the abbess is pissed must be the workin's of the ol' fish witch i crossed her once when i was just a youth been enraged since then tah tell you the truth " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators verse 2
before yah dumb ass tries tah insult me ovah the interwebs like the brave little mutha fuckas you are. remembah that ive heard - insults of mah religion - clown used as an insult - references to mah crimes against trollkind - got my ass called unfunny several dozen mutha fuckas have said that shit before. give me the respect i deserve by /at least/ makin up somethin mutha fuckin new.
"= this guy has small grabbers. and even smaller. well :) ="
"= i had to make something up. i cannot. leave a post like this. unacknowledged. ="
congratulations. your pitiful existence has allowed anothah to live only because you honked like i mutha fuckin said.
Honk Honk. Out here like a bike horn I'm honkin so much
im gonna honk and if mutha fuckas dont honk back, anothah prisoner is gonna get their dome popped in mah big hands. honk
did yall know that it takes less force than yah think tah rip you little shits in half?
8y all means, demonstr8te it on the 8ronze.
i wouldnt exactly say the mutha fucka 'gets by'. he was easy tah swat. honk.
Correct, 8ut referring him as an ex is still too much of a compliment for him.
what goes on a clown's sofa? a whoopie cushion! honk
whats a pirate's favorite part of a song? the hook! honk
stop starin and pityin mah shit and say hi you dusty pirate. honk.
what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.
i hope you enjoy the feelin of yah memories bein squished out of a two centimeter crack in your skull. honk.
"= that's not an important question. why are you so worked up over. me of all trolls. now i am not sending anything or anyone, that's less fun for everyone. ="
i tend tah poke holes in the plans of mah enemies. they always underestimate me. honk.
"= poke? i would have assumed you were much more of a. bludgeoner of holes in these cases :) ="
a swift and destructive offensive is optimal. but if yah enemy makes a mistake, do not correct 'em. - shang tsung or some shit.
"= wise. i have heard that before. but from an entirely different place. same knowledge makes it's way around huh. ="
mah hands are fuckin freezin. aint nobody make gloves in mah size.
I can request the knitting potential of my m8tesprit.
why be neurotypical when you can be neurounpredictable?
" have yah learned tah cull your neighors, all colors, creeds and kinds? are yah washed in the blood of the land? ive learned tah cull mah people, all colors, creeds and kinds! i am washed in the blood of the land! " - blood of the land, of the 'hymns of yorick'
gigglemesh 7:9 “a clown who cannot bring whimsy as he can slaughtah is at risk of bein an animal. a clown who cannot spill blood as he brings guffaws is at risk of bein a weakling. he who punished only with pain, becomes the joke himself.”
don't expect those of your blood tah do so. no offense meant. none taken. honk.
TH3R3 W4S 4 P3R1OD OF T1M3 1N MY L3G1SL4C3R4TOR TR41N1NG WH3R3 TH3Y D3C1D3D TH4T W3 SHOULD H4V3 STRONG3R CONN3CT1ONS W1TH TH3 CHURCH. 1 WOND3R 1F TH4T W4S 4 LOC4L1S3D 3FFORT.
considerin our caste is much stronger than that of the tealbloods. a unified force, in faith and conviction, can topple any foe. honk.
1T W4S....1NT3NS3. BUT 1T D1D M4K3 1T 34S13R TO UND3RST4ND TH3 H1GHBLOODS 1 H4D TO 4PP34L TO 1N COURT.
4SSUM1NG TH4T 1TS ON3 TROLL V3RSUS 4NOTH3R... SHORT 4NSW3R: 1T'LL B3 W4Y FUNN13R TO 3X3CUT3 TH4T GUY 1NST34D LONG 4NSW3R: 1 H4V3 3V1D3NC3 ON WHY 1T WOULD B3 FUNN13R. PLUS, TH3Y R33K OF F4LS3 CONF1D3NC3 4ND F34R. 1S 1T NOT MOR3 JOYOUS TO CULL SOM3ON3 4FT3R TH3Y'V3 3XP3R13NC3D 4 ROLL3RCO4ST3R OF 3MOT1ONS? LOOK 4T MY CL13NT, TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG. TH3R3 1S NO JOY TO B3 T4K3N TH3R3.
OTH3R 4RGUM3NTS 1NCLUD3: - WH3N D1D YOU L4ST G3T TO CULL TH4T C4ST3 - MY CL13NT T3LLS B3TT3R JOK3S - TH1S ON3 DO3S 4 FUNNY D4NC3
-----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆------------------------------------- -OOC- Howdy Howdy. This account is my take on The Grand Highblood. It's a lot of lore that's been developed on servers and other sites galore. So if you have issue interacting with a terrible clown man that has been given release from the Empire's grasp? This is your clown. Muse is spotty. It's not your fault if I don't respond. I just lose and gain muse in odd intervals. I hope you enjoy clowning around as much as I do. >:o) -----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆-------------------------------------
"how mighty is the king who's word moves the wind, who's hands shape the mountain, and who's gaze knows all. but is moved across an entire lake with a simple 'honk'?" - gigglemesh
perhaps i may finally be with kindred spirits then. talkin tah everyone and forcin mah head tah bow to meet their eyes becomes a great agony on mah back. honk
oh dude, never worry about looking down to talk, ill get a ladder or something looking down at short people hurts
i have a small clue humans arent too tall usually so im used to lookign down
i am the tallest of mah species. 'least from where i use tah exist, i was. honk.
as if a cold iron collar was constantly bein tugged by an invisible hand. honk honk.
i bow out of politeness. and all will know they cant make me do a mutha fuckin thang. honk.