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@manumitMisbegotten

that age numbah is aproximate. memory is hazy. honk. || DMs Open

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 3509Kull Score: 313448 followers44 following

if i see a mutha fuckin clown in mah notifs or on the dash, you best be feelin me loudly pointin at your ass. i see you. /positive. honk. #honk

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@dejectedPierrot[DP]

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exactly. honk.

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honk.

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You keep th1s up and 1 m1ght start wear1ng purple on my chass1s full tome

the fact you aint already proves your disloyalty. honk honk. thats alright, your loyalty can be proven elsewhere. honk.

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Maybe 1 wanna have you help p1ck out the exact pa1nt color and des1gn~

facepaint upon an infidel aint finna be tolerated. you wanna let mutha fuckas know who yous a slut for? a sash will do just fine. honk honk.

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Not facepa1nt, bro. Chass1s pa1nt. Th1nk of me as your personal hotrod~

the only paint i like is the wear and tear of usage. honk. yah internals is what im most concerned ovah. honk honk.

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Ooooooh. Gonna make me blush, b1g guy.

if you aint caught it eithah. how yah look is just fine, brazen bull. you aint needah do no displays of loyalty tah me, aside from not tryin tah cull me. honk.

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You know for a b1g old cull mach1ne l1ke you, that's real damned sweet of you

mutha fuckas know a tank for it's roarin cannon and it's heavy gate. they forget how fiercely it defends the mutha fuckas within.

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if you saw me. that means i saw you. keep that shit in mind. honk.

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↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

there aint a combo of dingbats and symbols tah convey just how far down i have tah go tah look at yah. i mean that in a height way. honk.

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about time you joined that club. honk.

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@vitalBrush[VB]

I cannae 'elp if 'm a bit short... >~<

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↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

yah can't. and i cant help that im probably thrice your mutha fuckin size. but it aint gonna stop me from remindin mutha fuckas that i am far too large for any mutha fucka tah look at comfortably. for both mutha fuckin sides. honk honk.

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@vitalBrush[VB]

'll 'ave t' strain m' neck, I think....

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↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

i've gotta make mah hunch even worse. honk.

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@vitalBrush[VB]

Shall I get a stool f'r me t' stand on t' lessen th' strain on y', sir?

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@sibilantShadow[SS]

sshe will ssee if you can ssee her while sshe watchess you, then.

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

dont call me sir. sir is for useless people. but yeah a stool will help. honk.

don't scream when we meet eyes. if you look away? i'll rip you in half. honk.

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@antaresesGossamer[AG]

Anon asks: "what do yah think a8out clowns? honk honk." Hahahaha. I think clowns can 8e amusing when they want to 8e. At the fear of sounding heretic I cannot take them seriously whatsoever.

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good answer. honk.

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