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@manumitMisbegotten
that age numbah is aproximate. memory is hazy. honk. || DMs Open
wheres mah mate at? needa relax aftah tolight. >:o?
誰だの？
nunya fuckin business. honk honk. they know who they are.
Desperately 1n need of a d1stract1on
damn, i feel that. most of the time i'm terrifyin enough tah make mutha fuckas leave me alone.
Pssssh. All you gotta do 1s fl1rt or h1t on folks. That'll temper out of some of the fear 1n the ones worth talk1ng to.
youd think so. sometimes they get even more afraid. most mutha fuckas aint ready for a big bastard like me. honk honk.
alm(o)ST Sm(o)Th3h3r3D myS3lf In my Sl33p.
Sl33pIng In a b3D anD n(o)T a cup3 fac3 D(o)Wn lIk3 I aInT g(o)T n(o)Wh3h3r3 T(o) b3.
big. next question. #suggestive
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| wld sAy Anytth|ng u wntd me to sAy :)
|m gonnnA :) dm u |ff tAhts ok |m shyyyy 🙈
i see yah, hun. you know the tax. honk honk. #redromposting
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ahhhh kiss tax. quite the fee. i pay it often!
sometimes our schedules dont cross up, so gettin payment for the tax is rare, but heavily demanded. honk honk.
࣪⊹₊˚{ my head butler WILYUM is 36 sweeps young }6u6{ he is an indigo blood with NIIIICE calves }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ he loves long walks in the dirt + probably like, other varieties of l+ + ""the ground"" }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + HES GOING TO BECOME A SPLATTER IN MY ADORADUNGEON IF YOU DONT START CALLING ME HOT NOWWWW!!!! \}⟡0⟡{/ \}⟡0⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
why dont yah just tell him tah call yah hot? honk.
࣪⊹₊˚{ it doesnt count when youre telling a servant to do it }>3<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ its so hard }>_<{ + yet.... its like, NO ONEEEE underst+s };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
most mutha fuckas are too frightened of me tah really say what needs tah be said. honk honk.
| gfottA gett bettr At AcctuAlly fl|rt|n n not just bAttt|n my eyeeA n hop|n |t gets me some ewhere
just spit whatevahs at the top of yo' dome. just trust yahself. honk.
:( | wrroy | wld offfendd teh prrerson |m try|ng to fl|rt w w|tth how uhh uhhh sennssuous my wrods woul b :( And | nevr wAnt to offfend Any1!
then yah just gotta be real yknow? your line come across as offensive? or they aint fuckin with it? then damn, yah shot your shot, say sorry and move on. foods gotta get chopped before it cooks. honk honk.
ur so smArrt :) tAhnk u for help|ng gmee :)
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