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@manumitMisbegotten
that age numbah is aproximate. memory is hazy. honk.
The most 8eautiful woman I know has joined, treat her well or I shall 8e selling your teeth to the 8lack markets. #violence
you didnt need mah initiative tah get in mah mouth. honk honk honk!!
" messiahs almighty they was marchin through snow seekin the clown forts abandoned long ago when all the sudden, the apocalypse sound ten thousand juggalos was runnin them down " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators
⚇ fuckin' church, motherfucker. ⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇
" thunder and lightnin', you know the abbess is pissed must be the workin's of the ol' fish witch i crossed her once when i was just a youth been enraged since then tah tell you the truth " - battle hymn of the subjuggulators verse 2
before yah dumb ass tries tah insult me ovah the interwebs like the brave little mutha fuckas you are. remembah that ive heard - insults of mah religion - clown used as an insult - references to mah crimes against trollkind - got my ass called unfunny several dozen mutha fuckas have said that shit before. give me the respect i deserve by /at least/ makin up somethin mutha fuckin new.
"= this guy has small grabbers. and even smaller. well :) ="
did yall know that it takes less force than yah think tah rip you little shits in half?
8y all means, demonstr8te it on the 8ronze.
i wouldnt exactly say the mutha fucka 'gets by'. he was easy tah swat. honk.
Correct, 8ut referring him as an ex is still too much of a compliment for him.
congratulations. your pitiful existence has allowed anothah to live only because you honked like i mutha fuckin said.
what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.
i hope you enjoy the feelin of yah memories bein squished out of a two centimeter crack in your skull. honk.
"= that's not an important question. why are you so worked up over. me of all trolls. now i am not sending anything or anyone, that's less fun for everyone. ="
i tend tah poke holes in the plans of mah enemies. they always underestimate me. honk.
"= poke? i would have assumed you were much more of a. bludgeoner of holes in these cases :) ="
a swift and destructive offensive is optimal. but if yah enemy makes a mistake, do not correct 'em. - shang tsung or some shit.
gigglemesh 7:9 “a clown who cannot bring whimsy as he can slaughtah is at risk of bein an animal. a clown who cannot spill blood as he brings guffaws is at risk of bein a weakling. he who punished only with pain, becomes the joke himself.”
H4V3N'T H4D TO R34D ON3 OF TH3S3 1N 4 WH1L3. HMN.
don't expect those of your blood tah do so. no offense meant. none taken. honk.
TH3R3 W4S 4 P3R1OD OF T1M3 1N MY L3G1SL4C3R4TOR TR41N1NG WH3R3 TH3Y D3C1D3D TH4T W3 SHOULD H4V3 STRONG3R CONN3CT1ONS W1TH TH3 CHURCH. 1 WOND3R 1F TH4T W4S 4 LOC4L1S3D 3FFORT.
considerin our caste is much stronger than that of the tealbloods. a unified force, in faith and conviction, can topple any foe. honk.
1T W4S....1NT3NS3. BUT 1T D1D M4K3 1T 34S13R TO UND3RST4ND TH3 H1GHBLOODS 1 H4D TO 4PP34L TO 1N COURT.
4SSUM1NG TH4T 1TS ON3 TROLL V3RSUS 4NOTH3R... SHORT 4NSW3R: 1T'LL B3 W4Y FUNN13R TO 3X3CUT3 TH4T GUY 1NST34D LONG 4NSW3R: 1 H4V3 3V1D3NC3 ON WHY 1T WOULD B3 FUNN13R. PLUS, TH3Y R33K OF F4LS3 CONF1D3NC3 4ND F34R. 1S 1T NOT MOR3 JOYOUS TO CULL SOM3ON3 4FT3R TH3Y'V3 3XP3R13NC3D 4 ROLL3RCO4ST3R OF 3MOT1ONS? LOOK 4T MY CL13NT, TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG. TH3R3 1S NO JOY TO B3 T4K3N TH3R3.
OTH3R 4RGUM3NTS 1NCLUD3: - WH3N D1D YOU L4ST G3T TO CULL TH4T C4ST3 - MY CL13NT T3LLS B3TT3R JOK3S - TH1S ON3 DO3S 4 FUNNY D4NC3
mah hands are fuckin freezin. aint nobody make gloves in mah size.
I can request the knitting potential of my m8tesprit.