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@manumitMisbegotten
that age numbah is aproximate. memory is hazy. honk. || DMs Open
if i see a mutha fuckin clown in mah notifs or on the dash, you best be feelin me loudly pointin at your ass. i see you. /positive. honk. #honk
heres a little mutha fuckin index. honk - sound of elation, or positivity. the more yah see me honkin, the bettah mood im in. honkling - any of mah subordinates that dont hold a special position within the clown cult. chuckleslut - mutha fuckas that are attracted tah clowns for the sake of bein clowns. mutha fucka - pronoun for any mutha fucka i cant remember the name of, or a general referential pronoun #clownknowledge #clown #honk
three times tah make that shit sound right. i aint a wordsmith. im just charismatic. honk.
it takes more effort tah get out of mah recup' than tah smear you little mutha fuckas against a wall. just a little push and your fragile little skeletons powderize undah mah palm. and mutha fuckas wondah why i aint wanna touch 'em. you might die if i even for a second put too much joy intah mah grasp. honk honk. #violence #gore
time tah deliver some news. finna be terrible for some of yah. i got a matesprite. we's open about our shit, and we's happy. so i may take interest in yah, but you aint evah gonna beat mah main squeeze. nevah. honk. #matesprite #<3 #mildlynsfw #honk
i am twelve mutha fuckin feet tall. if yo ass is tiny, you best eithah stand far enough for me tah not hunch ovah tah talk to you, or you bettah bring a ladder. if you try walkin intah mah blindspot im just gonna reduce yah to a smear on the floor. honk. #heighttroubles #violence
if you saw me. that means i saw you. keep that shit in mind. honk.
yah can't. and i cant help that im probably thrice your mutha fuckin size. but it aint gonna stop me from remindin mutha fuckas that i am far too large for any mutha fucka tah look at comfortably. for both mutha fuckin sides. honk honk.
Shall I get a stool f'r me t' stand on t' lessen th' strain on y', sir?
the fact you aint already proves your disloyalty. honk honk. thats alright, your loyalty can be proven elsewhere. honk.
facepaint upon an infidel aint finna be tolerated. you wanna let mutha fuckas know who yous a slut for? a sash will do just fine. honk honk.
the only paint i like is the wear and tear of usage. honk. yah internals is what im most concerned ovah. honk honk.
if you aint caught it eithah. how yah look is just fine, brazen bull. you aint needah do no displays of loyalty tah me, aside from not tryin tah cull me. honk.
You know for a b1g old cull mach1ne l1ke you, that's real damned sweet of you
mutha fuckas know a tank for it's roarin cannon and it's heavy gate. they forget how fiercely it defends the mutha fuckas within.
theres a primal mutha fuckin joy in smashin a mutha fucka with a rock. #violence
mutha fuckas dont know this but when dualscar died he turned intah a big pile of clothes. honk honk. #joke
she is such a bad bitch though! #suggestive #vagueposting #reference
tell me a mutha fuckin joke. if its a good one i ain't heard before? yah get tah honk.
im chittin from this titanic beanbag chair. mah back finally can rest from carryin mah heavy ass. honk.
you can have a sip from mah drink, but you aint takin that shit from me. honk honk. #vagueposting
how is a mutha fucka gonna borrow some chucklevoodoos? invertabrothah is you gonna give it back?
wheres mah mate at? needa relax aftah tolight. >:o?
nunya fuckin business. honk honk. they know who they are.
aint ready tah socialize like a well behaved troll yet. i gotta strangle the beast real quick and that shit takes like thirty minutes. #suggestive #nsfw
the author looms above his page and thinks its strange that at his age he cannot find the proper words to describe his only world one would think that in a life where no two snowflakes are alike one would have a brilliant rhyme for each and every bit of time #lyricposting